mischief under starlight
@sfwarlock.bsky.social
Part-time elf.
Puns.
Paid: IT, coder, actor.
Fun: Archer, gamer, kitchen science, 光の戦士, woodwork.
Answers to: he/him, 'warlock', 'swoof', and 'that's the worst pun I ever heard'.
From: 49 sq mi surrounded by reality.
Chaotic good is STILL good
Puns.
Paid: IT, coder, actor.
Fun: Archer, gamer, kitchen science, 光の戦士, woodwork.
Answers to: he/him, 'warlock', 'swoof', and 'that's the worst pun I ever heard'.
From: 49 sq mi surrounded by reality.
Chaotic good is STILL good
Again posting without context:
"That falls neatly in the unlikely Venn overlap of 'slightly too much information' and 'blatantly obvious if I'd ever thought about it'."
"That falls neatly in the unlikely Venn overlap of 'slightly too much information' and 'blatantly obvious if I'd ever thought about it'."
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Again posting without context:
"That falls neatly in the unlikely Venn overlap of 'slightly too much information' and 'blatantly obvious if I'd ever thought about it'."
"That falls neatly in the unlikely Venn overlap of 'slightly too much information' and 'blatantly obvious if I'd ever thought about it'."
I don't go to church on Sundays. I just wake up, stare at the ceiling, and say, "Oh, God..."
November 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I don't go to church on Sundays. I just wake up, stare at the ceiling, and say, "Oh, God..."
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
Posting without offering context:
"Unhand my younger self, elf wench - or face feathery justice!" That's when I brandish the pillow at her and emphasize: "You're going DOWN!"
"Unhand my younger self, elf wench - or face feathery justice!" That's when I brandish the pillow at her and emphasize: "You're going DOWN!"
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Posting without offering context:
"Unhand my younger self, elf wench - or face feathery justice!" That's when I brandish the pillow at her and emphasize: "You're going DOWN!"
"Unhand my younger self, elf wench - or face feathery justice!" That's when I brandish the pillow at her and emphasize: "You're going DOWN!"
The authorities should not only be allowed, but legally required, to shut down any store, restaurant, or other establishment that plays Christmas music before 12:01 AM on Black Friday.
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The authorities should not only be allowed, but legally required, to shut down any store, restaurant, or other establishment that plays Christmas music before 12:01 AM on Black Friday.
... when the waves turn the minutes to hours...
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
... when the waves turn the minutes to hours...
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At #Ebooks Direct: the #YoungWizards 9-book box set is on #sale EARLY at its #BlackFriday price. Come grab yourself nine volumes of bestselling wizardry guaranteed free of toxic additives! ☺️ More info here: ebooks.direct/products/you...
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
At #Ebooks Direct: the #YoungWizards 9-book box set is on #sale EARLY at its #BlackFriday price. Come grab yourself nine volumes of bestselling wizardry guaranteed free of toxic additives! ☺️ More info here: ebooks.direct/products/you...
I refuse to mourn the death of someone who would have celebrated mine.
September 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I refuse to mourn the death of someone who would have celebrated mine.
Bad songs to have stuck in my head at work:
"... and I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills..."
"... and I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills..."
August 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Bad songs to have stuck in my head at work:
"... and I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills..."
"... and I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills..."
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In one fell swoop, they destroyed access to health care, shut down hospitals, upended clean energy, massively expanded their secret police force & took food away from kids.
All to cut taxes for the rich & corporations.
It’s one of the biggest betrayals of Americans in the history of our country.
All to cut taxes for the rich & corporations.
It’s one of the biggest betrayals of Americans in the history of our country.
July 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
In one fell swoop, they destroyed access to health care, shut down hospitals, upended clean energy, massively expanded their secret police force & took food away from kids.
All to cut taxes for the rich & corporations.
It’s one of the biggest betrayals of Americans in the history of our country.
All to cut taxes for the rich & corporations.
It’s one of the biggest betrayals of Americans in the history of our country.
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"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
July 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his weed pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour. “Hahaha. Fuck."
if I had a nickel for every song about Marilyn Monroe my phone played me on my way home today...
(Marilyn was found in the nude.)
(She didn't marry Henry Miller.)
(Marilyn was found in the nude.)
(She didn't marry Henry Miller.)
June 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
if I had a nickel for every song about Marilyn Monroe my phone played me on my way home today...
(Marilyn was found in the nude.)
(She didn't marry Henry Miller.)
(Marilyn was found in the nude.)
(She didn't marry Henry Miller.)
Every so often I get the urge to make a sign that says "Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these My brethren, ye have done it unto Me."
June 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Every so often I get the urge to make a sign that says "Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these My brethren, ye have done it unto Me."
When you reply to "May the 4th be with you" with "and also with you."
May 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When you reply to "May the 4th be with you" with "and also with you."
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@steampowered.com Your help system is bad and you should feel bad. What if I have a different problem than one of these four very specific ones? Do I just not get help??
(The problem, by the way, is old saves from this computer improperly overwriting newer cloud saves -- but that's not my point.)
(The problem, by the way, is old saves from this computer improperly overwriting newer cloud saves -- but that's not my point.)
March 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@steampowered.com Your help system is bad and you should feel bad. What if I have a different problem than one of these four very specific ones? Do I just not get help??
(The problem, by the way, is old saves from this computer improperly overwriting newer cloud saves -- but that's not my point.)
(The problem, by the way, is old saves from this computer improperly overwriting newer cloud saves -- but that's not my point.)
GNU Pterry.
March 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
GNU Pterry.
NAC MAC FEEGLE WHA HAE
More and more, my brain keeps settling on this quote:
NAE KING!
NAE QUIN!
NAE LAIRD!
NAE MASTER!
WE WILLNA’ BE FOOLED AGAIN!
The Nac Mac Feegle really had their shit together.
NAE KING!
NAE QUIN!
NAE LAIRD!
NAE MASTER!
WE WILLNA’ BE FOOLED AGAIN!
The Nac Mac Feegle really had their shit together.
February 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
NAC MAC FEEGLE WHA HAE
Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding.
February 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding.
It's really satisfying to get a kudo on one fic on AO3... and then on another from the same person... and then on another... as they're clearly just making their way down my profile.
(this brought to you by Owl House going into my brain and roughly 10,000 words coming out my fingers. IN A WEEK.)
(this brought to you by Owl House going into my brain and roughly 10,000 words coming out my fingers. IN A WEEK.)
February 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's really satisfying to get a kudo on one fic on AO3... and then on another from the same person... and then on another... as they're clearly just making their way down my profile.
(this brought to you by Owl House going into my brain and roughly 10,000 words coming out my fingers. IN A WEEK.)
(this brought to you by Owl House going into my brain and roughly 10,000 words coming out my fingers. IN A WEEK.)
Turning someone into a zombie, then curing them. For economic reasons.
January 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Turning someone into a zombie, then curing them. For economic reasons.
*new interest intensifies*
January 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
*new interest intensifies*
Quote with a title screen that is iconic.
December 28, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Quote with a title screen that is iconic.
Just to post it here too -- someone apparently got into my secondary email account for about 20 minutes this morning between 00:30 and 00:50, which may have included a subset of my phone contacts.
If anything weird comes your way apparently from me, it's not.
If anything weird comes your way apparently from me, it's not.
December 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Just to post it here too -- someone apparently got into my secondary email account for about 20 minutes this morning between 00:30 and 00:50, which may have included a subset of my phone contacts.
If anything weird comes your way apparently from me, it's not.
If anything weird comes your way apparently from me, it's not.