mischief under starlight
@sfwarlock.bsky.social
Part-time elf.
Puns.
Paid: IT, coder, actor.
Fun: Archer, gamer, kitchen science, 光の戦士, woodwork.
Answers to: he/him, 'warlock', 'swoof', and 'that's the worst pun I ever heard'.
From: 49 sq mi surrounded by reality.
Chaotic good is STILL good
Puns.
Paid: IT, coder, actor.
Fun: Archer, gamer, kitchen science, 光の戦士, woodwork.
Answers to: he/him, 'warlock', 'swoof', and 'that's the worst pun I ever heard'.
From: 49 sq mi surrounded by reality.
Chaotic good is STILL good
Mary Sue, what did you do.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mary Sue, what did you do.
There's also a "one-man band".
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
There's also a "one-man band".
is this a lesbian with an axe or a lesbian who wears axe?
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
is this a lesbian with an axe or a lesbian who wears axe?
Marketing. Marketing thought it was a good idea and completely steamrolled the engineers, who clearly don't know what they're talking about, this is a great product, it'll make us ten million bucks.
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Marketing. Marketing thought it was a good idea and completely steamrolled the engineers, who clearly don't know what they're talking about, this is a great product, it'll make us ten million bucks.
Soccer hooligan.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Soccer hooligan.
"The bully beats you up to get your lunch money? Well, if you REALLY wanted him to stop, you would just give him your lunch money. What, you don't like that plan? Well, I guess you just don't want peace..."
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"The bully beats you up to get your lunch money? Well, if you REALLY wanted him to stop, you would just give him your lunch money. What, you don't like that plan? Well, I guess you just don't want peace..."
"Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals" has been used in my presence.
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"Guys, gals, and nonbinary pals" has been used in my presence.
"We need to occupy Thanksgiving as a buffer zone against the encroachment of Halloween."
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
"We need to occupy Thanksgiving as a buffer zone against the encroachment of Halloween."
Those feet are unnecessary.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Those feet are unnecessary.
Or it's like "hmm, been A While since I logged in"
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Or it's like "hmm, been A While since I logged in"
Garlic. Don't forget garlic.
November 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Garlic. Don't forget garlic.
We all know that a good pun is its own reword.
November 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We all know that a good pun is its own reword.
The effective melee range for Subway is about a footlong.
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The effective melee range for Subway is about a footlong.
Not sure about thrown, but the effective melee range feels like about a footlong?
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Not sure about thrown, but the effective melee range feels like about a footlong?
That took me too long. I was like "single fang... single fang... dammit who IS that."
(Ask me about my adventures trying to get Owl House on physical disc. Or maybe don't, they were tedious and unfunny.)
(Ask me about my adventures trying to get Owl House on physical disc. Or maybe don't, they were tedious and unfunny.)
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
That took me too long. I was like "single fang... single fang... dammit who IS that."
(Ask me about my adventures trying to get Owl House on physical disc. Or maybe don't, they were tedious and unfunny.)
(Ask me about my adventures trying to get Owl House on physical disc. Or maybe don't, they were tedious and unfunny.)