Stewpid F.N. Troll
@sfntroll.bsky.social
Not an actual troll, ffs! Self-admitted Bright Supremacist with no tolerance for stupid. Thoughts are based on observation and pragmatism with a bit of cynical snark. Be warned. "I like to mute/block people who say mean things to me."</s>
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Stewpid F.N. Troll
@sfntroll.bsky.social
· Nov 18
PIAAC - U.S. State and County Estimates Resources
nces.ed.gov
This is your daily reminder that the average American adult reads at a level equal to the 8th grade with over 50% of the population reportedly reading at the 6th grade level or lower.
Just in case you think this is just another cynical shitpost: nces.ed.gov/surveys/piaa...
Read more, Stupid less.
Just in case you think this is just another cynical shitpost: nces.ed.gov/surveys/piaa...
Read more, Stupid less.
So to be clear,...
-Jake Paul fights a real heavyweight & gets his jaw turned to powder.
-The internet laughs with jokes & memes about it.
-Meanwhile Jake gets his jaw wired shut, spending but a teardrop of the $130+M he just made.
So remind me again who the idiot is in this event? 🤔
-Jake Paul fights a real heavyweight & gets his jaw turned to powder.
-The internet laughs with jokes & memes about it.
-Meanwhile Jake gets his jaw wired shut, spending but a teardrop of the $130+M he just made.
So remind me again who the idiot is in this event? 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
So to be clear,...
-Jake Paul fights a real heavyweight & gets his jaw turned to powder.
-The internet laughs with jokes & memes about it.
-Meanwhile Jake gets his jaw wired shut, spending but a teardrop of the $130+M he just made.
So remind me again who the idiot is in this event? 🤔
-Jake Paul fights a real heavyweight & gets his jaw turned to powder.
-The internet laughs with jokes & memes about it.
-Meanwhile Jake gets his jaw wired shut, spending but a teardrop of the $130+M he just made.
So remind me again who the idiot is in this event? 🤔
Is this your king?
IS THIS...👇 ...YOUR KING?
IS THIS...👇 ...YOUR KING?
to add to the Jake Paul schadenfreude, Andrew Tate also lost a fight to some reality TV influencer. most analysis of the fight I've read described his opponent as deeply untalented but Andrew lost anyway. Tate's endurance was awful and he was gassed after the first round.
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Is this your king?
IS THIS...👇 ...YOUR KING?
IS THIS...👇 ...YOUR KING?
The vibe has changed. What happened?
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The vibe has changed. What happened?
Let's hope Moe, Larry & Curly didn't get invited. Fingers crossed.🤞
I think this is a record. We have twenty-two pies for eighteen people.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Let's hope Moe, Larry & Curly didn't get invited. Fingers crossed.🤞
And on today's episode of "Man, If You Don't #GTFOH With That...
Mr. 47 thinks he's an Hollywood Exec.
That's good though. Because it just makes one of us that is clamoring for it. 🤦♂️
Mr. 47 thinks he's an Hollywood Exec.
That's good though. Because it just makes one of us that is clamoring for it. 🤦♂️
President Donald Trump wants a revival of the “raucous comedies and action movies” of the late ‘80s to late ‘90s, and has allegedly pressed the Ellisons to make a new Rush Hour movie at Paramount. https://bit.ly/3LVZZxQ
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And on today's episode of "Man, If You Don't #GTFOH With That...
Mr. 47 thinks he's an Hollywood Exec.
That's good though. Because it just makes one of us that is clamoring for it. 🤦♂️
Mr. 47 thinks he's an Hollywood Exec.
That's good though. Because it just makes one of us that is clamoring for it. 🤦♂️
I swear that the more I am on the Internet, the more I have the need to pick up & read a thesaurus just to keep my wordsmanship up.
Really, NOT EVERY THING has to be #slop.
It can be junk.
It can be garbage.
It can be sludge.
Or trash
Or swill
Or a mess...
Fucking SEO algorithms.
Really, NOT EVERY THING has to be #slop.
It can be junk.
It can be garbage.
It can be sludge.
Or trash
Or swill
Or a mess...
Fucking SEO algorithms.
November 18, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I swear that the more I am on the Internet, the more I have the need to pick up & read a thesaurus just to keep my wordsmanship up.
Really, NOT EVERY THING has to be #slop.
It can be junk.
It can be garbage.
It can be sludge.
Or trash
Or swill
Or a mess...
Fucking SEO algorithms.
Really, NOT EVERY THING has to be #slop.
It can be junk.
It can be garbage.
It can be sludge.
Or trash
Or swill
Or a mess...
Fucking SEO algorithms.
One half of all of social media are bots and the other half are either unhinged or are in dire need to touch grass.
🤨WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?🤨
🤨WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?🤨
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
One half of all of social media are bots and the other half are either unhinged or are in dire need to touch grass.
🤨WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?🤨
🤨WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE?🤨
NO!...
NOO!...
NOOO!...
NO! 🙅♂️
Who... ASKED... for this?
NOO!...
NOOO!...
NO! 🙅♂️
Who... ASKED... for this?
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
NO!...
NOO!...
NOOO!...
NO! 🙅♂️
Who... ASKED... for this?
NOO!...
NOOO!...
NO! 🙅♂️
Who... ASKED... for this?
Red pill podcasters:
Because their mothers didn't love them enough/beat their asses too much growing up.
Because their mothers didn't love them enough/beat their asses too much growing up.
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Red pill podcasters:
Because their mothers didn't love them enough/beat their asses too much growing up.
Because their mothers didn't love them enough/beat their asses too much growing up.
Okay then,
So a lack of men (particularly of the Caucasian variety, I would presume.) constitutes a lack of diversity apparently.
Duly noted. ✅️
So a lack of men (particularly of the Caucasian variety, I would presume.) constitutes a lack of diversity apparently.
Duly noted. ✅️
We have seen several posts criticizing Mamdani for selecting five female transition advisors who were not a diverse group.
The women include one Latina, one British Pakistani, one Filipina, one black woman, and one white woman. That’s pretty diverse in my book!
The women include one Latina, one British Pakistani, one Filipina, one black woman, and one white woman. That’s pretty diverse in my book!
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Okay then,
So a lack of men (particularly of the Caucasian variety, I would presume.) constitutes a lack of diversity apparently.
Duly noted. ✅️
So a lack of men (particularly of the Caucasian variety, I would presume.) constitutes a lack of diversity apparently.
Duly noted. ✅️
Hey. Twas a good run.
November 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey. Twas a good run.
There's a "but..." somewhere. I just know it.
Trump has conceded that it was “pretty clear” the Constitution didn’t allow him to seek a third term as president, despite frequently floating the idea in recent months. Read more: https://bloom.bg/4oCq2rO
📷: Franck Robichon/EPA
📷: Franck Robichon/EPA
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
There's a "but..." somewhere. I just know it.
Cathy Engelbert: Hi, my name Cathy. I run the WNBA & the fans don't like me.
Rob, Adam, Gary & Roger: Hi, Cathy.
Rob, Adam, Gary & Roger: Hi, Cathy.
The WNBA Finals crowd booed commissioner Cathy Engelbert during the trophy presentation.
October 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Cathy Engelbert: Hi, my name Cathy. I run the WNBA & the fans don't like me.
Rob, Adam, Gary & Roger: Hi, Cathy.
Rob, Adam, Gary & Roger: Hi, Cathy.
So the Yasuke grifters got to them after all. Cowards, the lot of them.
Assassin's Creed pulls planned game about the Civil War, apparently because having a black protagonist fighting the KKK would offend too many Americans
www.polygon.com/assassins-cr...
www.polygon.com/assassins-cr...
The canceled Assassin's Creed Civil War game was a powder keg waiting to explode
Ubisoft was reportedly working on a game set after the Civil War era, but canceled it due to politics and Assassins Creed Shadows backlash.
www.polygon.com
October 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
So the Yasuke grifters got to them after all. Cowards, the lot of them.
I strongly believe this dude should have read what he just posted and really ask himself how in the hell did someone like HIM end up in a marriage for THREE YEARS?
How was it that an actual woman found HIM worthy to be a husband?
How was it that an actual woman found HIM worthy to be a husband?
October 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I strongly believe this dude should have read what he just posted and really ask himself how in the hell did someone like HIM end up in a marriage for THREE YEARS?
How was it that an actual woman found HIM worthy to be a husband?
How was it that an actual woman found HIM worthy to be a husband?
"Accidental." Riiiiight.🤔
Jerry Jones said his accidental gesture was part of an exchange with Dallas Cowboys fans, not New York Jets fans, sitting in front of him.
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Accidental." Riiiiight.🤔
AND IT ALLLL OVER!!!!!...
Sadly, the brutal underground sport of kitten fighting continues to go on unabated, and remains criminally unreported.
September 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
AND IT ALLLL OVER!!!!!...
😰Umm, yeah. But I want you to know that transaction was completely legal and by the book. That envelope just happened to magically appear in my pocket.
September 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
😰Umm, yeah. But I want you to know that transaction was completely legal and by the book. That envelope just happened to magically appear in my pocket.
I am so over this.
Just fight already, dudes. There are only two places to bury the hatchet after 25+ years and the ground is clearly out of the question.
Just fight already, dudes. There are only two places to bury the hatchet after 25+ years and the ground is clearly out of the question.
Eric Bischoff Details Creative Clashes With Vince Russo, Says He "Never Really Understood Episodic Television"
Read more: wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/bis...
Read more: wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/bis...
September 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I am so over this.
Just fight already, dudes. There are only two places to bury the hatchet after 25+ years and the ground is clearly out of the question.
Just fight already, dudes. There are only two places to bury the hatchet after 25+ years and the ground is clearly out of the question.
Reposted by Stewpid F.N. Troll
Some of you claim that you want people to learn and do better.
Yet your first instinct is to berate and belittle those people.
This is not how you achieve that goal, especially with folks that don't know you.
You are encouraging animosity instead of understanding.
Yet your first instinct is to berate and belittle those people.
This is not how you achieve that goal, especially with folks that don't know you.
You are encouraging animosity instead of understanding.
September 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Some of you claim that you want people to learn and do better.
Yet your first instinct is to berate and belittle those people.
This is not how you achieve that goal, especially with folks that don't know you.
You are encouraging animosity instead of understanding.
Yet your first instinct is to berate and belittle those people.
This is not how you achieve that goal, especially with folks that don't know you.
You are encouraging animosity instead of understanding.
Keep calm and watch out for exploding wine bottles.
September 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Keep calm and watch out for exploding wine bottles.
Man got hit with the "Is this you?" 😂
"I never stood with Bibi."
September 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Man got hit with the "Is this you?" 😂
Reposted by Stewpid F.N. Troll
I am literally on the record as saying during the #MeToo moment that we want apologies then call then PR stunts. We want reparations then call it blood money. We hate the carceral system but get mad when rapists don't go to jail. We say "Fuck the police" then police the hell out of other leftists.
September 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I am literally on the record as saying during the #MeToo moment that we want apologies then call then PR stunts. We want reparations then call it blood money. We hate the carceral system but get mad when rapists don't go to jail. We say "Fuck the police" then police the hell out of other leftists.
(Standing in the street with AK-47 ready for Civil War.)
*crickets chirping*
"Where'd everybody go?"🫤
*crickets chirping*
"Where'd everybody go?"🫤
September 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
(Standing in the street with AK-47 ready for Civil War.)
*crickets chirping*
"Where'd everybody go?"🫤
*crickets chirping*
"Where'd everybody go?"🫤
Your intrusive thoughts aren't supposed to constantly win, you know.
A reminder that simply not posting is always an option.
September 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Your intrusive thoughts aren't supposed to constantly win, you know.