Stewpid F.N. Troll
@sfntroll.bsky.social
Not an actual troll, ffs! Self-admitted Bright Supremacist with no tolerance for stupid. Thoughts are based on observation and pragmatism with a bit of cynical snark. Be warned. "I like to mute/block people who say mean things to me."</s>
Everyone wants to root for the underdog until it becomes THAT dog. Then they want to see it get put down. Like the Chiefs this season.
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Everyone wants to root for the underdog until it becomes THAT dog. Then they want to see it get put down. Like the Chiefs this season.
"One banana cream pie coming up."
"Pick up pie!"
"Pick up pie!"
a cartoon character in a tuxedo and bow tie is running in a kitchen
Alt: "Roger! Your pie, sir."
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December 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"One banana cream pie coming up."
"Pick up pie!"
"Pick up pie!"
Sunday mornings. Amirite?
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Sunday mornings. Amirite?
"I wonder how many fans she banged this weekend."
Most of these chronically online weirdos would never ask such a question to a guy. So I fail to understand how they can not see this as a problem.
Most of these chronically online weirdos would never ask such a question to a guy. So I fail to understand how they can not see this as a problem.
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"I wonder how many fans she banged this weekend."
Most of these chronically online weirdos would never ask such a question to a guy. So I fail to understand how they can not see this as a problem.
Most of these chronically online weirdos would never ask such a question to a guy. So I fail to understand how they can not see this as a problem.
Welp. See you in 25 or so years when we are talking about said boy.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Welp. See you in 25 or so years when we are talking about said boy.
My phone exploded a minute after seeing this screenshot. I'm using someone else phone now.
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My phone exploded a minute after seeing this screenshot. I'm using someone else phone now.
It's for the best. Believe me.
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's for the best. Believe me.
Well, his name is "Pokey" after all. What else could that convey.
November 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Well, his name is "Pokey" after all. What else could that convey.
Did you miss the part where I said there won't be games? I'll assume you did. Have a nice day.
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Did you miss the part where I said there won't be games? I'll assume you did. Have a nice day.
I was born and raised in Chicago and I have family in Minnesota. So I am well aware of how cold it gets there.
November 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I was born and raised in Chicago and I have family in Minnesota. So I am well aware of how cold it gets there.
There will not be games in January and most of February. In addition to the winter, they are not risking resuming the season during the Super Bowl.
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There will not be games in January and most of February. In addition to the winter, they are not risking resuming the season during the Super Bowl.
Show of hands.
Who else had their mother come at them like the above image?
Who else had their mother come at them like the above image?
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Show of hands.
Who else had their mother come at them like the above image?
Who else had their mother come at them like the above image?
Broken clocks, my dude.
November 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Broken clocks, my dude.
And that is what a healthy loving marriage looks like, folks. Take notes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
And that is what a healthy loving marriage looks like, folks. Take notes.
Added to the collection.
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ALT: Eu GIF
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November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Added to the collection.