Seymour 🦐
@seyotter.bsky.social
renaissance pig & world’s #1 sexiest dad
many gendered and gay
many gendered and gay
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Seymour 🦐
@seyotter.bsky.social
· Mar 13
put a shrimp in my name bc i’ve been kind of craving shrimp lately
taking a break from being on social media bc it’s stressing me out. love 🫶🏻🫶🏻
March 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
taking a break from being on social media bc it’s stressing me out. love 🫶🏻🫶🏻
squirrels, AKA rodent monkeys
March 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
squirrels, AKA rodent monkeys
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March 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
#poetry #poem #writersky
I am possessed by a terrible aliveness
unceasing, restless
as if the shelter of my body
were hitched to six horses
wraith-driven mad across
the plains
my back burns with emptiness
from bone to heart
down the corridors of my body
in all the places
where peace should be
1/2
I am possessed by a terrible aliveness
unceasing, restless
as if the shelter of my body
were hitched to six horses
wraith-driven mad across
the plains
my back burns with emptiness
from bone to heart
down the corridors of my body
in all the places
where peace should be
1/2
March 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
#poetry #poem #writersky
I am possessed by a terrible aliveness
unceasing, restless
as if the shelter of my body
were hitched to six horses
wraith-driven mad across
the plains
my back burns with emptiness
from bone to heart
down the corridors of my body
in all the places
where peace should be
1/2
I am possessed by a terrible aliveness
unceasing, restless
as if the shelter of my body
were hitched to six horses
wraith-driven mad across
the plains
my back burns with emptiness
from bone to heart
down the corridors of my body
in all the places
where peace should be
1/2
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Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting
We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)
No fighting
Shakira, Shakira
I never really knew that she could dance like this (hey)
She make a man wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)
No fighting
We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)
No fighting
Shakira, Shakira
I never really knew that she could dance like this (hey)
She make a man wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting
We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)
No fighting
Shakira, Shakira
I never really knew that she could dance like this (hey)
She make a man wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)
No fighting
We got the refugees up in here (no fighting)
No fighting
Shakira, Shakira
I never really knew that she could dance like this (hey)
She make a man wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)
so many things could be just so much better if people sought out feedback from their target audience before publishing a thing
March 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
so many things could be just so much better if people sought out feedback from their target audience before publishing a thing
I really appreciate that many poets and writers and artists are just as obsessed with birds as I am. they can FLY. that’s CRAZY
March 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I really appreciate that many poets and writers and artists are just as obsessed with birds as I am. they can FLY. that’s CRAZY
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Sunrise at Stonehenge today (23rd March) was at 6.03am, sunset is at 6.26pm
March 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Sunrise at Stonehenge today (23rd March) was at 6.03am, sunset is at 6.26pm
I think I would like to be tranquilized until I am not sick anymore
March 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I think I would like to be tranquilized until I am not sick anymore
yeah. I’m still thinking about him
March 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
yeah. I’m still thinking about him
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everyone knows the autism behavioural archetype of “robot” but not enough people acknowledge the archetype of “muppet”
March 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
everyone knows the autism behavioural archetype of “robot” but not enough people acknowledge the archetype of “muppet”
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Chappell Roan’s The Giver, a song literally about lesbian topping she did as a country anthem cause she thought it was funny, used for Hockey Night in Canada’s opening tonight & it’s even funnier
March 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Chappell Roan’s The Giver, a song literally about lesbian topping she did as a country anthem cause she thought it was funny, used for Hockey Night in Canada’s opening tonight & it’s even funnier
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Karen Pleass, contemporary Irish textile artist #womensart #Spring
March 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Karen Pleass, contemporary Irish textile artist #womensart #Spring
I never really thought about it before but my mother really does beat all the trumpet player stereotypes. she is about the least show-off-y person I’ve ever met. and yet. she plays the soprano brass
March 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I never really thought about it before but my mother really does beat all the trumpet player stereotypes. she is about the least show-off-y person I’ve ever met. and yet. she plays the soprano brass
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i want a new tattoo :w
March 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
i want a new tattoo :w
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SD stop the bathroom ban rally, veto HB 1259
Sunday March 23rd
11am Van Eps park, Sioux Falls, SD
Sunday March 23rd
11am Van Eps park, Sioux Falls, SD
March 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
SD stop the bathroom ban rally, veto HB 1259
Sunday March 23rd
11am Van Eps park, Sioux Falls, SD
Sunday March 23rd
11am Van Eps park, Sioux Falls, SD
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Cuteness break for your timeline: Ozai the mini coo lounging in the spring sunshine.
March 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Cuteness break for your timeline: Ozai the mini coo lounging in the spring sunshine.
I love Severance but every time I watch it, it is really glaring to me how every female character only exists thru the lens of their relationships to men
March 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I love Severance but every time I watch it, it is really glaring to me how every female character only exists thru the lens of their relationships to men