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Seymour 🦐
@seyotter.bsky.social
renaissance pig & world’s #1 sexiest dad
many gendered and gay
omg
March 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
disneyland is an autistic special interest of mine so there is actually no limit to the amount of time i will listen to people have opinions about it
March 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m still just mad that they changed the Tower of Terror into a Guardians of the Galaxy ride
March 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Reposted by Seymour 🦐
'Im Wald' #FotoVorschlag
Buchenwald im Nebel auf #Rügen
March 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
a moody poem bc saying “I am struggling to relax and it is making me physically ill” doesn’t quite cover the way it feels 🥴
March 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
today is the twenty-third day
I have been marched on
my lungs invaded, my emptiness
exploited by disease

is there anywhere a beacon I can light?
Lady Peace, come rescue me

2/2
March 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
No fighting
No fighting
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you, boy
Come on, let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto (no fighting)

Oh, you know I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
Bo bop so bop, no more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats (no fighting)
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yeah, she's so sexy, every man's fantasy
A refugee like me back with the Fugees from a third world country
I go back like when 'Pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
We leave the whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
¡Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it! (yeah)
En Barranquilla se baila así (yeah)

Hey, brra!
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)
Reading the signs of my body

Señorita, feel the conga
Let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Yeah (ladies sí) (yeah yeah)
(Hey, yeah)
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Baila en la calle de noche (yeah)
Baila en la calle de día (let's go)
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh, boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self-restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain (uno, dos, tres, cuatro)
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
They know I am on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection? (Shakira, Shakira)
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh, baby, when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise (sí) and keep on (sí)
Reading the signs of my body (no fighting)

I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie (no fighting)
And I am starting to feel you, boy
Come on, let's go, real slow
Don't you see, baby, así es perfecto?
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
And everything so unexpected, the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it (let's go)

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She make a man wants to speak Spanish
¿Cómo se llama? (Sí), bonita (sí)
Mi casa, su casa (Shakira, Shakira)
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hey, girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing (yeah)
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl (just move)
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie (no fighting)
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see, baby, this is perfection?
March 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM