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Seymour 🦐
@seyotter.bsky.social
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renaissance pig & world’s #1 sexiest dad
many gendered and gay
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:^)
March 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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busy day for rallies lol
March 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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the face of a man who stayed up until 5 am editing a video
this is a picture of seymour. he is very tired. he is wearing a carboard mustache in his nose from a screamin sicilian pizza box. his hair looks really good.
March 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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scrolling pinterest and sobbing 😭😭😭 love is real love is real love is real
a green forest covered in moss and foliage. words are collaged on top of the image that read: “you have survived so much that no one remembers. And you still spread warm rain on all your overgrown lots. And you still get dressed in the morning. You still open wide for the sun.” an illustration of a fox and another animal (i cannot tell what kind of animal) cozy in bed together, under the cover of a rainbow patterned quilt. they have a conversation, represented by speech bubbles. fox: I’m scared I’ll hurt you someday other animal: Of course you will, and I’ll hurt you fox: Vulnerability is hard, but these are the risks worth taking other animal: Thank you for taking this journey with me. We’re in this together. A quote from James Baldwin: “The longer I live, the more deeply I learn that love — whether we call it friendship or family or romance — is the work of mirroring and magnifying each other’s light. Gentle work. Steadfast work. Lifesaving work in those moments when life and shame and sorrow occlude our own light from our view, but there is still a clear-eyed loving person to beam it back. In our best moments, we are that person for another.” An illustration of a little guy on all fours, with horns and a pointy tail, saying this: “We should all aspire to be a little reckless and embarrassing. After all, we are alive.”
March 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
March 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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it’s him
a simple line drawing of a baby sea lion with the most incredible expression of baby on its face
March 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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can’t stop thinking about this picture. look at him
a baby sea lion. with the roundest, most pitiful expression on their face.
March 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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a wee little #moodboard before bed
a cozy illustration of a bear cub sleeping on a couch next to an open book. text next to the cub reads “i’m worth it.” A poem: These Hands, If Not Gods Natalie Diaz Haven’t they moved like rivers— like Glory, like lifht— over the seven days of your body? And wasn’t that good? Them at your hips— isn’t this what God felt when he pressed together the first Beloved: Everything. Fever. Vapor. Atman. Pulsus. Finally, a sin worth hurting for. Finally, a sweet, a You are mine. Against a black background, pink flowers and green flower stems are arranged in the shape of musical notation. An otter floats in water with a young otter pup curled up, asleep on their chest.
March 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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so good 😭
March 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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still sick & having a massive POTS flare-up but Charlotte (my rollator) let me lean on her so I could go for a little walk since it’s nice out
Seymour reclining on a park bench next to a painted pink rollator.
March 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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haters don’t realize that I’m listening to Beau Soir, CD 84 (Transcribed for Saxophone & Harp) and that’s literally okay
March 16, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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so incredibly stoked about finding this one of a kind garment made by a local designer at a thrift store for $10
March 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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✍🏻✍🏻 drew this commission for a friend today :3

#artsky
March 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
March 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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when jazz and the upright bass is WALKING
March 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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How does Pinterest see you?

✨piercing
✨icon
✨accessory
✨style
March 7, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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getting simply lost in the Alberto Baldan Bembo #dance
March 7, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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listening to this absolute Music
March 7, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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😭😭
March 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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every time they mentioned my boy Timmy I got to look up at my wall and point at him and be like “that’s you me boy”
March 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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me in my too gotdamn big pants. ignore the christmas tree that will be up until spring and focus on my fat pussy energy
March 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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i am braindead & furious but also full of love and corndog
February 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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I love art 😭 this shit made me actually cry like UGH i love it when the colors and shapes just punch you in the heart

works by Mollie Hosmer-Dillard
February 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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check out this menorah i found hiding. they’re having fun dancing groovy :~)
February 23, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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a lofthouse sugar cookie has a lot of frosting, but it’s also a very thick cookie. this has a cookie to frosting ratio of like 2:1

whereas this hyvee cookie cake, if you take one of the pieces with the big flower on it, has a cookie to frosting ratio of like 1:4 which is totally unacceptable
February 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM