Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY)))
@sethwho.bsky.social
Devoted father of three and husband of one, hilariously slow triathlete, perpetually crestfallen soccer fan, award-winning television & film maker, quantum neo-solipsistic post-structuralist
Can we just immanentize the goddamned eschaton already?
October 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Can we just immanentize the goddamned eschaton already?
Every kid who had to give up their graduation and prom and their glorious youth in order to save largely ungrateful Boomers should get a $25k check from the government
September 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Every kid who had to give up their graduation and prom and their glorious youth in order to save largely ungrateful Boomers should get a $25k check from the government
I never realized that Camp Lo was talking about pasta sauce
September 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I never realized that Camp Lo was talking about pasta sauce
Robert Redford was an absolute legend and a personal hero. Here's my top 5:
1. Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
2. The Sting
3. Cool Hand Luke
4. Slapshot
5. Tomato & Basil Pasta Sauce
1. Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
2. The Sting
3. Cool Hand Luke
4. Slapshot
5. Tomato & Basil Pasta Sauce
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Robert Redford was an absolute legend and a personal hero. Here's my top 5:
1. Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
2. The Sting
3. Cool Hand Luke
4. Slapshot
5. Tomato & Basil Pasta Sauce
1. Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
2. The Sting
3. Cool Hand Luke
4. Slapshot
5. Tomato & Basil Pasta Sauce
My wife and daughter always buy expensive soaps with shea butter or sea foam or whatnot. So I carved up a yam in the shape of a bar and put it in the shower. Let's see how long before they notice. We are currently on Day 2.
August 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My wife and daughter always buy expensive soaps with shea butter or sea foam or whatnot. So I carved up a yam in the shape of a bar and put it in the shower. Let's see how long before they notice. We are currently on Day 2.
The real reason they hate immigration is because it threatens the bedrock of their entire belief system: inbreeding.
August 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The real reason they hate immigration is because it threatens the bedrock of their entire belief system: inbreeding.
United's hard sell: "We'll give you a cut of the hot dog sales."
Curtin wasn’t interested, despite United’s hard sell.
July 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
United's hard sell: "We'll give you a cut of the hot dog sales."
Whenever I’m driving out of state with my NY plates, I feel like I have to drive super aggressively to keep the state’s reputation in tact.
July 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Whenever I’m driving out of state with my NY plates, I feel like I have to drive super aggressively to keep the state’s reputation in tact.
His older brother Lucas has one, which I'd imagine would cause some not insignificant hilarity at the Bartlett family dinner table.
How does Jacob Bartlett not have a wikipedia page yet? C'mon Sporting KC fans, get this sorted.
June 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
His older brother Lucas has one, which I'd imagine would cause some not insignificant hilarity at the Bartlett family dinner table.
Put a statue of Jordan Farr in the DC United Hall of Tradition right now
DCU uses its last sub to bring Jordan Farr on for Kim Joon-hong.
Farr's PK record per Transfermarkt is 2 saves from 11 shots. Kim is not injured so this has to be for the shootout that looms. #DCU
Farr's PK record per Transfermarkt is 2 saves from 11 shots. Kim is not injured so this has to be for the shootout that looms. #DCU
May 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Put a statue of Jordan Farr in the DC United Hall of Tradition right now
As of today I’ve been married 10,000 days.
May 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
As of today I’ve been married 10,000 days.
"Come, eat this bread, which is my body and drink this Malort, which is my blood."
May 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Come, eat this bread, which is my body and drink this Malort, which is my blood."
This is a terrific article that shows how to find local businesses that are owned by perverts, illiterates, choads, and racists - oh, sorry, I'm being told they prefer to be called "patriots".
PublicSquare Is an Inadvertent Gift to People Who Don’t Want to Fund Fascism
I don’t know where I heard about PublicSquare, and I’m not sure why people in my sphere (including me) are just now learning about this four-year-old, not-new company. Probably because it&...
www.thestranger.com
March 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is a terrific article that shows how to find local businesses that are owned by perverts, illiterates, choads, and racists - oh, sorry, I'm being told they prefer to be called "patriots".
Reposted by Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY)))
Indiana Jones punching Elon while he is giving a N**i salute
As requested by Gary Mancini
As requested by Gary Mancini
February 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Indiana Jones punching Elon while he is giving a N**i salute
As requested by Gary Mancini
As requested by Gary Mancini
“Fluffy” cottage cheese “cloud” ”bread”
February 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“Fluffy” cottage cheese “cloud” ”bread”
In Lake Placid, the ski jumping complex is right across the street from the airport. Seems like a bad idea.
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
In Lake Placid, the ski jumping complex is right across the street from the airport. Seems like a bad idea.
This is paradise
January 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
This is paradise
If 2024 were a food, it would be diarrhea.
December 28, 2024 at 11:14 PM
If 2024 were a food, it would be diarrhea.
I hope the Red Bulls fans making the long, sad trip home today get their flights delayed and their luggage lost.
December 8, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I hope the Red Bulls fans making the long, sad trip home today get their flights delayed and their luggage lost.
This is straight-up ageism
November 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
This is straight-up ageism
