Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY)))
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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY)))
@sethwho.bsky.social
Devoted father of three and husband of one, hilariously slow triathlete, perpetually crestfallen soccer fan, award-winning television & film maker, quantum neo-solipsistic post-structuralist
October 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Can we just immanentize the goddamned eschaton already?
October 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Every kid who had to give up their graduation and prom and their glorious youth in order to save largely ungrateful Boomers should get a $25k check from the government
September 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I never realized that Camp Lo was talking about pasta sauce
September 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Robert Redford was an absolute legend and a personal hero. Here's my top 5:

1. Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
2. The Sting
3. Cool Hand Luke
4. Slapshot
5. Tomato & Basil Pasta Sauce
September 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
My wife and daughter always buy expensive soaps with shea butter or sea foam or whatnot. So I carved up a yam in the shape of a bar and put it in the shower. Let's see how long before they notice. We are currently on Day 2.
August 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The real reason they hate immigration is because it threatens the bedrock of their entire belief system: inbreeding.
August 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
United's hard sell: "We'll give you a cut of the hot dog sales."
Curtin wasn’t interested, despite United’s hard sell.
July 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Whenever I’m driving out of state with my NY plates, I feel like I have to drive super aggressively to keep the state’s reputation in tact.
July 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
His older brother Lucas has one, which I'd imagine would cause some not insignificant hilarity at the Bartlett family dinner table.
How does Jacob Bartlett not have a wikipedia page yet? C'mon Sporting KC fans, get this sorted.
June 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Put a statue of Jordan Farr in the DC United Hall of Tradition right now
DCU uses its last sub to bring Jordan Farr on for Kim Joon-hong.

Farr's PK record per Transfermarkt is 2 saves from 11 shots. Kim is not injured so this has to be for the shootout that looms. #DCU
May 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
As of today I’ve been married 10,000 days.
May 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Come, eat this bread, which is my body and drink this Malort, which is my blood."
May 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is a terrific article that shows how to find local businesses that are owned by perverts, illiterates, choads, and racists - oh, sorry, I'm being told they prefer to be called "patriots".
PublicSquare Is an Inadvertent Gift to People Who Don’t Want to Fund Fascism
I don’t know where I heard about PublicSquare, and I’m not sure why people in my sphere (including me) are just now learning about this four-year-old, not-new company. Probably because it&...
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March 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY)))
Indiana Jones punching Elon while he is giving a N**i salute

As requested by Gary Mancini
February 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“Fluffy” cottage cheese “cloud” ”bread”
February 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
In Lake Placid, the ski jumping complex is right across the street from the airport. Seems like a bad idea.
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This is paradise
January 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
If 2024 were a food, it would be diarrhea.
December 28, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I hope the Red Bulls fans making the long, sad trip home today get their flights delayed and their luggage lost.
December 8, 2024 at 11:11 PM
This is straight-up ageism
November 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
November 1, 2024 at 9:24 PM