SethTellsTales
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My wife’s spouse. One of my dog’s people. Swamp aficionado and denizen of the hinterlands. Resurrecting the corpse of irony to fight nazis and shit.
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Trump is often discussed as one of the worst presidents in modern American history, but it’s important to remember that such a categorization is far too narrow.
Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.
Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.
Trump's Vile Post About Rob Reiner Has Some Republicans Breaking Ranks
President Trump blamed the acclaimed director for his own murder.
gizmodo.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Trump is often discussed as one of the worst presidents in modern American history, but it’s important to remember that such a categorization is far too narrow.
Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.
Donald J. Trump is one of the worst people in modern American history.
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Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.
December 15, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Shocked by the awful death of Rob Reiner. I spoke with him for over an hour last night. We talked about his work and his plans for the future. I always enjoyed his company. We met at his Dad's in 1975. Last thing he said to me was "See you next year.." Such a terrible end. Such a sweet man.
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Oh, these are fucking delicious.
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh, these are fucking delicious.
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Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
October 31, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster.
Clip of Wunderground radar map as Hurricane Melissa makes landfall.
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Clip of Wunderground radar map as Hurricane Melissa makes landfall.
Seems like an appropriate time to revisit this meme.
October 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Seems like an appropriate time to revisit this meme.
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Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
MAGA flipped their lids when one person referred to them as deplorables. Now Democrats are facing a full onslaught of coordinated messaging calling us terrorists. Fuck their lies and insults all the way back to the miasmal backwater they crawled out of.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
MAGA flipped their lids when one person referred to them as deplorables. Now Democrats are facing a full onslaught of coordinated messaging calling us terrorists. Fuck their lies and insults all the way back to the miasmal backwater they crawled out of.
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"If you're not gonna give me that f--king Peace Prize, I'm just gonna start some wars!!!"
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"If you're not gonna give me that f--king Peace Prize, I'm just gonna start some wars!!!"
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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This dog lives down my road. A special breed created when the first greyhound mated with a Victorian ghost child, it now pops up regularly in my drive. The dog's owners have also purchased it a wardrobe of spacesuits constructed by NASA. Meaning it is now lead singer of a David Bowie tribute band.
September 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
This dog lives down my road. A special breed created when the first greyhound mated with a Victorian ghost child, it now pops up regularly in my drive. The dog's owners have also purchased it a wardrobe of spacesuits constructed by NASA. Meaning it is now lead singer of a David Bowie tribute band.
This is a well-reasoned analysis that feels like it strikes through to the heart of a societal ill that festers with periodic eruptions of violence. It doesn't offer answers, but lays a groundwork of understanding from which alternative healing approaches could emerge.
September 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is a well-reasoned analysis that feels like it strikes through to the heart of a societal ill that festers with periodic eruptions of violence. It doesn't offer answers, but lays a groundwork of understanding from which alternative healing approaches could emerge.
It was fun for a bit, but we eventually pollute everything good we make by exploiting it until we are poisoned by it's corpse.
September 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
It was fun for a bit, but we eventually pollute everything good we make by exploiting it until we are poisoned by it's corpse.
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The alleged shooter, the one Trump announced he'd caught this morning, is reportedly a 22 year old, straight, white, Christian male, a Trump loving MAGA, the son of a cop turned evangelical minister, from a Trump loving MAGA family of gun nuts.
Seems Charlie Kirk radicalized Charlie Kirk's killer
Seems Charlie Kirk radicalized Charlie Kirk's killer
September 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The alleged shooter, the one Trump announced he'd caught this morning, is reportedly a 22 year old, straight, white, Christian male, a Trump loving MAGA, the son of a cop turned evangelical minister, from a Trump loving MAGA family of gun nuts.
Seems Charlie Kirk radicalized Charlie Kirk's killer
Seems Charlie Kirk radicalized Charlie Kirk's killer
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Live your life in such a way that when you die, people aren’t able to cite thousands of comments you’ve made advocating the deaths of others.
September 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Live your life in such a way that when you die, people aren’t able to cite thousands of comments you’ve made advocating the deaths of others.
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It wasn’t political. He wasn’t in government or running for office. He was just an asshole with an audience for assholery. They’ll find a new asshole.
September 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It wasn’t political. He wasn’t in government or running for office. He was just an asshole with an audience for assholery. They’ll find a new asshole.
Shouldn’t we leave declarations of war against American cities to our enemies?
September 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Shouldn’t we leave declarations of war against American cities to our enemies?
America has an authoritarian-immune disorder.
September 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
America has an authoritarian-immune disorder.
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Sometimes I lay back and imagine how wonderfully normal things would be with President Kamala Harris.
September 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Sometimes I lay back and imagine how wonderfully normal things would be with President Kamala Harris.
You all can stop asking if I get it now or whether I see where this is going. I've been getting it and seeing it. Really. You have no idea how much getting and seeing I've been doing. Rest assured, it is a lot.
August 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You all can stop asking if I get it now or whether I see where this is going. I've been getting it and seeing it. Really. You have no idea how much getting and seeing I've been doing. Rest assured, it is a lot.
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Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
August 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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