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Unpopular opinion, but I love coming to the airport early and spending an outrageous amount on a pre-flight drink.
March 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Unpopular opinion, but I love coming to the airport early and spending an outrageous amount on a pre-flight drink.
In no specific order, these are the next tattoos I need on my arm.
March 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
In no specific order, these are the next tattoos I need on my arm.
Weight loss is fun, but having to buy new jeans and bras is not.
February 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Weight loss is fun, but having to buy new jeans and bras is not.
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And now is the time when we see what companies REALLY gots women’s backs,,, the world is watching 👀
From @theathletic.bsky.social: The Department of Education has rescinded Title IX guidance that stated NIL payments must be proportionate between a university’s male and female athletes. nyti.ms/40Z3Z4i
Department of Education rescinds Title IX guidance that NIL payments must be proportionate
How Title IX would factor into schools' revenue-sharing decisions has been a lingering question.
nyti.ms
February 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
And now is the time when we see what companies REALLY gots women’s backs,,, the world is watching 👀
Please tell me someone is going to keep track of how often tr🤢mp is shown compared to swift. Because if I hear any fucking complaints about “screen time” I swear to god……..
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Please tell me someone is going to keep track of how often tr🤢mp is shown compared to swift. Because if I hear any fucking complaints about “screen time” I swear to god……..
Apple weather: 3-4 inches of snow
Weather channel: 2 inches max
AccuWeather: 6-10inches
HELLO!?!?
Weather channel: 2 inches max
AccuWeather: 6-10inches
HELLO!?!?
February 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Apple weather: 3-4 inches of snow
Weather channel: 2 inches max
AccuWeather: 6-10inches
HELLO!?!?
Weather channel: 2 inches max
AccuWeather: 6-10inches
HELLO!?!?
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Gwen and I are sending love to those mourning the loss of their loved ones in the tragic accident at DCA last night. I’m grateful to the first responders who rushed to the scene under dangerous conditions. Hold your loved ones a little closer today.
January 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Gwen and I are sending love to those mourning the loss of their loved ones in the tragic accident at DCA last night. I’m grateful to the first responders who rushed to the scene under dangerous conditions. Hold your loved ones a little closer today.
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Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
*worlds smallest violin plays in the distance*
A 42-year-old man who received a pardon from President Trump for his involvement in the Jan. 6, 2021, riot at the U.S. Capitol was fatally shot by a sheriff’s deputy after he resisted arrest during a traffic stop, the Indiana State Police said.
Man Pardoned in Jan. 6 Riot Is Fatally Shot by Sheriff’s Deputy During Traffic Stop
The police said that Matthew W. Huttle, 42, of Hobart, Ind., who was sentenced to six months for his role in the riot at the U.S. Capitol in 2021, resisted arrest after he was stopped in Indiana on Su...
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
*worlds smallest violin plays in the distance*
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
I wish I never had to lay my eyes on white man ever again
January 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I wish I never had to lay my eyes on white man ever again
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Remember in Matilda when her dad gets furious that she can read and amuse herself with books, simply because he can’t stand education and his smart daughter highlights his lack of moral character and intelligence?
January 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Remember in Matilda when her dad gets furious that she can read and amuse herself with books, simply because he can’t stand education and his smart daughter highlights his lack of moral character and intelligence?
Goat cheese 🤤
What food did you taste for the first time and think: This is amazing! Where have you been all my life?
For me, it's chicken piccata and chocolate croissants
For me, it's chicken piccata and chocolate croissants
January 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Goat cheese 🤤
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Butker should step aside. Make his wife a sandwich. He should realize his life really started when he became a husband and a father. He should give up his day job. He should realize he’s been told diabolical lies — his place is in the home.
January 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Butker should step aside. Make his wife a sandwich. He should realize his life really started when he became a husband and a father. He should give up his day job. He should realize he’s been told diabolical lies — his place is in the home.
Why is every athletic top a crop top nowadays. I’m almost 30. I want a full length tank that doesn’t show my belly when I do shoulder presses.
January 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Why is every athletic top a crop top nowadays. I’m almost 30. I want a full length tank that doesn’t show my belly when I do shoulder presses.
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there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
December 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
Literally who tf is listening to The Weeknd?
Highest monthly-listener peaks in Spotify history:
Bruno Mars (140.5M)
Ariana Grande (120.9M)
The Weeknd (120.6M)
Taylor Swift (116.2M)
Lady Gaga (114.3M)
Billie Eilish (108.2M)
Justin Bieber (101.9M)
Post Malone (98.4M)
Coldplay (95.4M)
Mariah Carey (95.1M)
Bruno Mars (140.5M)
Ariana Grande (120.9M)
The Weeknd (120.6M)
Taylor Swift (116.2M)
Lady Gaga (114.3M)
Billie Eilish (108.2M)
Justin Bieber (101.9M)
Post Malone (98.4M)
Coldplay (95.4M)
Mariah Carey (95.1M)
December 26, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Literally who tf is listening to The Weeknd?
Hit my 100th class at my gym on Friday morning. By Monday morning, my appendix was being taken out.
At least my body let me hit that milestone before forcing me to rest for a month 😭
At least my body let me hit that milestone before forcing me to rest for a month 😭
December 25, 2024 at 5:27 AM
Hit my 100th class at my gym on Friday morning. By Monday morning, my appendix was being taken out.
At least my body let me hit that milestone before forcing me to rest for a month 😭
At least my body let me hit that milestone before forcing me to rest for a month 😭
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I remember the rolling tide of Blake Lively hate that took over my socials when her movie came out, and was a little confused by it at the time.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
December 22, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I remember the rolling tide of Blake Lively hate that took over my socials when her movie came out, and was a little confused by it at the time.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
Joke’s on me for not realizing an angry man was behind it all. Naturally.
haven’t posted this opinion on bluesky yet….
I hate the Weeknd and I’m so happy Spotify allows you to block artists
I hate the Weeknd and I’m so happy Spotify allows you to block artists
December 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
haven’t posted this opinion on bluesky yet….
I hate the Weeknd and I’m so happy Spotify allows you to block artists
I hate the Weeknd and I’m so happy Spotify allows you to block artists
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Gisele Pelicot is an incredible woman and a hero for her nerve in bringing all those rapists to justice and for knowing the shame does not lie worth her — bravely declining anonymity was incredible.
December 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Gisele Pelicot is an incredible woman and a hero for her nerve in bringing all those rapists to justice and for knowing the shame does not lie worth her — bravely declining anonymity was incredible.
My biggest accomplishment today was signing up on the app needle and getting the username “month”
December 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
My biggest accomplishment today was signing up on the app needle and getting the username “month”
I’m a slut for a show that Dick Wolf produces. FBI… Law & Order… Chicago Fire… UGH 🤤
November 24, 2024 at 12:35 AM
I’m a slut for a show that Dick Wolf produces. FBI… Law & Order… Chicago Fire… UGH 🤤
The “I have too much to do so I might as well sit here and think about how much I have to do instead of doing anything” is real today
November 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The “I have too much to do so I might as well sit here and think about how much I have to do instead of doing anything” is real today