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The bloody ghost of my ancestor Lt. John Bacon, shot dead by a redcoat musket during the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19th, 1775, appeared at the side of my bed last night and said anyone can be American as long as they aren’t English

My first rodeo was a petting zoo. I got a little out of hand.

somebody inject awakeness juice into me

Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight

MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"

A buddy and I were talking about how good Matthew Lillard is just last week, oddly enough. So many of his roles must have been next to nothing on the page, but he brings so much energy and depth to it. When he pauses and gets emotional I feel it every time. My eye just loves him on film.

I’m staying in a pet friendly hotel even though I don’t have a dog which is cool because I can just go to the bathroom on the floor and nobody suspects it’s me

I feel like a Christmas movie for some background noise....

*turns on Batman Returns*

Perfect! 🎄

Managed to save $5 this year who’s ready to rage.