Mr Maybe
@seniormaybe.bsky.social
Dopest dude on the damp space rock
Art school survivor
He/Him 24
Art school survivor
He/Him 24
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Mr Maybe
@seniormaybe.bsky.social
· Jul 19
Happy to report I'm healed, please send me a chick who smokes skinny cigarettes
Anyone else’s internal sitcom get real serious all of a sudden
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Anyone else’s internal sitcom get real serious all of a sudden
In the future, they will use AI to synthesize even more batshit crazy psychedelics
Me: yeah yeah, and we’ll all count bionic sheep. Just pass the weed dude
Me: yeah yeah, and we’ll all count bionic sheep. Just pass the weed dude
December 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
In the future, they will use AI to synthesize even more batshit crazy psychedelics
Me: yeah yeah, and we’ll all count bionic sheep. Just pass the weed dude
Me: yeah yeah, and we’ll all count bionic sheep. Just pass the weed dude
I’m all for the yapping but after 30 minutes you do have to upgrade to MaybePro™️
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’m all for the yapping but after 30 minutes you do have to upgrade to MaybePro™️
Politics is just philosophy in motion. I don’t talk about politics because I’m not a philosopher and I don’t like the way people are moving
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Politics is just philosophy in motion. I don’t talk about politics because I’m not a philosopher and I don’t like the way people are moving
If we’re lucky we’ll get a Ziwe interview too
Look I’m just trying to prepare y’all for the inevitable VF profile on “the quiet strength” of Majorie Taylor Greene
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If we’re lucky we’ll get a Ziwe interview too
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Just went to the Popular with Friends feed and nobody knew you
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Just went to the Popular with Friends feed and nobody knew you
When I’m President, all my economic data is coming from body pillow sales figures
When I’m President, all my economic data is coming from Mattress Firm.
November 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When I’m President, all my economic data is coming from body pillow sales figures
Judging your driving based on if someone honked at you is like having students grade each other instead of a teacher
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Judging your driving based on if someone honked at you is like having students grade each other instead of a teacher
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Gotta love it when my team takes a dub
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani has won the Democratic Primary for Mayor of New York City, defeating Andrew Cuomo.
June 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Gotta love it when my team takes a dub
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
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What are the other “great ballrooms of the world”? Wrong answers only.
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
What are the other “great ballrooms of the world”? Wrong answers only.
You ever catch yourself accidentally doom scrolling LinkedIn. Is that a recession indicator?
October 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
You ever catch yourself accidentally doom scrolling LinkedIn. Is that a recession indicator?
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If you call having a child “making a mini me” I’m never letting you near my balls again
October 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If you call having a child “making a mini me” I’m never letting you near my balls again
I’m sorry didn’t catch that I was too busy being deeply unserious
you gotta take a man as serious as he takes himself & deep down a lot of them don’t take themselves serious 🤷🏾♀️
October 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m sorry didn’t catch that I was too busy being deeply unserious
I’m swinging that LV bag like a flail No hesitation
A quiry for the fellas, say your girl hands you somethings she wants you hold for her among them her pepper spray and then she’s goes to the bathroom.
Then you’re immediately assaulted by 2 men.
Do you fight the assailants off bare handed or do you use the pepper spray for a tactical advantage?
Then you’re immediately assaulted by 2 men.
Do you fight the assailants off bare handed or do you use the pepper spray for a tactical advantage?
October 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m swinging that LV bag like a flail No hesitation
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BREAKING: NYC Mayor Eric Adams orders "every cop in the city" into the tunnels to "solve the rat problem before it's too late"
September 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
BREAKING: NYC Mayor Eric Adams orders "every cop in the city" into the tunnels to "solve the rat problem before it's too late"
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
September 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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true blueskyism has never been tried
September 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
true blueskyism has never been tried
Happy to report I'm healed, please send me a chick who smokes skinny cigarettes
July 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Happy to report I'm healed, please send me a chick who smokes skinny cigarettes
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polymarket says there's a >99% probability you're cringe :(
July 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
polymarket says there's a >99% probability you're cringe :(