Senator Beer Farts
@senbeerfarts.bsky.social
Follow me, if you dare. Just don't stand down wind
Old enough to party // PNW 🌲
Old enough to party // PNW 🌲
Surely nothing bad will come of this. But maybe pissing off the mouse will finally get us regulation on AI
NEW - Disney and OpenAI have struck a new three-year deal letting Sora generate short, fan-prompted social videos featuring 200+ characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Surely nothing bad will come of this. But maybe pissing off the mouse will finally get us regulation on AI
If this is language you understand and appreciate, you're a racist cunt that deserves nothing but the worst.
Rep. Randy Fine is a racist cunt, confirmed
Rep. Randy Fine is a racist cunt, confirmed
Rep. Randy Fine defends Trump's gutter racist rants about Somalis: "Not all cultures are equal ... the president speaks in language that Americans understand."
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If this is language you understand and appreciate, you're a racist cunt that deserves nothing but the worst.
Rep. Randy Fine is a racist cunt, confirmed
Rep. Randy Fine is a racist cunt, confirmed
It turns out they were right about social media ruining your brain. I removed all of the apps from my phone last week and suddenly I can read minds
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It turns out they were right about social media ruining your brain. I removed all of the apps from my phone last week and suddenly I can read minds
I am done creating a user profile when applying for a job. Full stop. Creating a profile only to re-enter the information while filling out the application will be the end of me. Especially when all of that information is in a handy PDF file I've also attached while applying!
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I am done creating a user profile when applying for a job. Full stop. Creating a profile only to re-enter the information while filling out the application will be the end of me. Especially when all of that information is in a handy PDF file I've also attached while applying!
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
lmao they put the World Cup in America and now it's got commercial breaks.
Red Zone audio has been fixed and we all exhale
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Red Zone audio has been fixed and we all exhale
I get acid reflux every time I eat pepperoni pizza, and yet.....🤡🤡🤡
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I get acid reflux every time I eat pepperoni pizza, and yet.....🤡🤡🤡
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
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Dove Ellis' brilliant debut album 'Blizzard' is out today. Stream it and read our review:
Album Of The Week: Dove Ellis 'Blizzard'
“Oh, the beauty of it, how to deal with it? How to meet it?” I can’t help but think of this quote by Norwegian author Karl Ove Knausgaard while writing about the new Irish singer-songwriter Dove Ellis...
stereogum.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Dove Ellis' brilliant debut album 'Blizzard' is out today. Stream it and read our review:
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Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
Me- work sucks, I know
Also me, whenever my boss asks me to take on extra work - yes sir, it would be the honor of a lifetime
Also me, whenever my boss asks me to take on extra work - yes sir, it would be the honor of a lifetime
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Me- work sucks, I know
Also me, whenever my boss asks me to take on extra work - yes sir, it would be the honor of a lifetime
Also me, whenever my boss asks me to take on extra work - yes sir, it would be the honor of a lifetime
Should I fold my clothes or keep playing video games?? Hmmm
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Should I fold my clothes or keep playing video games?? Hmmm
Yes!! Winter is a state of mind, don't let the cold and dark defeat you. Winter hiking is the best - no crowds, no bugs, and less sweating!
I’m obsessed with taking walks in the cold that are just as long as the ones I did when it was nice. Like I’m at war with the weather and I’m winning
December 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Yes!! Winter is a state of mind, don't let the cold and dark defeat you. Winter hiking is the best - no crowds, no bugs, and less sweating!
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Watch @drivebytruckers.bsky.social and Jason Isbell reunite to play "Hell No, I Ain't Happy" on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
Drive-By Truckers & Jason Isbell Reunite On 'Colbert': Watch
For one night, Jason Isbell was a Drive-By Trucker again. Isbell joined the band in 2001 and left to go solo in 2007, and he’s existed on a parallel path with his old band ever since then. Isbell and ...
stereogum.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Watch @drivebytruckers.bsky.social and Jason Isbell reunite to play "Hell No, I Ain't Happy" on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
Spotify Wrapped season is a great reminder that 99 percent of people in my orbit listen to TSwift and other poptimism slop
December 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Spotify Wrapped season is a great reminder that 99 percent of people in my orbit listen to TSwift and other poptimism slop
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Bonnaroo reveals 2026 lineup: Skrillex, Rüfüs Du Sol, The Strokes, GRiZ, Turnstile, Kesha + more.
Enter now for your chance to win [2] VIP tickets plus an Area 931 backstage camping pass. ⛺️🦉👉 bit.ly/4pJatiC
Enter now for your chance to win [2] VIP tickets plus an Area 931 backstage camping pass. ⛺️🦉👉 bit.ly/4pJatiC
December 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bonnaroo reveals 2026 lineup: Skrillex, Rüfüs Du Sol, The Strokes, GRiZ, Turnstile, Kesha + more.
Enter now for your chance to win [2] VIP tickets plus an Area 931 backstage camping pass. ⛺️🦉👉 bit.ly/4pJatiC
Enter now for your chance to win [2] VIP tickets plus an Area 931 backstage camping pass. ⛺️🦉👉 bit.ly/4pJatiC
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
I could get a good night's sleep before a busy Thanksgiving day. Or I can stay up playing video games and drinking a few more beers...
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I could get a good night's sleep before a busy Thanksgiving day. Or I can stay up playing video games and drinking a few more beers...
Just a reminder that calories don't exist during Thanksgiving week! Indulge, my friends
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Just a reminder that calories don't exist during Thanksgiving week! Indulge, my friends
Finally a take I can agree with! Cinnamon apple is not a good flavor combo IMO
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Finally a take I can agree with! Cinnamon apple is not a good flavor combo IMO
Walk tall and carry a big stick!
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Walk tall and carry a big stick!