Senator Barney Gumble
@senatorgumble.bsky.social
I am esteemed Senator Barney Gumble #COYS #DCTID
Hey @drewmagary.bsky.social fat guy touchdown!!! FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!!! And it wasn’t Penei, it was less athletic, best TD ever
December 15, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Hey @drewmagary.bsky.social fat guy touchdown!!! FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN!!! And it wasn’t Penei, it was less athletic, best TD ever
what if Biden dies before Jan 20, and Kamala has to be sworn in for like a month as the 47th president, then dipshit is actually the 48th so all that fucking 45-47 bullshit people have will be wrong
November 7, 2024 at 5:13 PM
what if Biden dies before Jan 20, and Kamala has to be sworn in for like a month as the 47th president, then dipshit is actually the 48th so all that fucking 45-47 bullshit people have will be wrong
Putin never stopped fighting the Cold War, and he just won it.
November 6, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Putin never stopped fighting the Cold War, and he just won it.
looking to become as detatched from reality as MAGA is...I envy their ability to just pick and choose whatever they want to believe in, no matter how wrong it is, just total vibes, "I want this to be real, therefore it is" how do they do that?
November 6, 2024 at 5:36 PM
looking to become as detatched from reality as MAGA is...I envy their ability to just pick and choose whatever they want to believe in, no matter how wrong it is, just total vibes, "I want this to be real, therefore it is" how do they do that?
I wish there was a better way to prepare for being an adult, where apparently its just getting kicked in the balls over and over again and trying to move past it
November 6, 2024 at 2:49 PM
I wish there was a better way to prepare for being an adult, where apparently its just getting kicked in the balls over and over again and trying to move past it
I hate that the uninformed and undereducated keep deciding things
November 6, 2024 at 1:55 PM
I hate that the uninformed and undereducated keep deciding things
Fuck Ted Cruz, how do the people of Texas still let that pile of shit represent them?
November 6, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Fuck Ted Cruz, how do the people of Texas still let that pile of shit represent them?
I really could have used a Rage Against The Machine #peloton ride today from Denis Morton, I’ve been asking for 6 years, today it would have been amazing
November 5, 2024 at 9:01 PM
I really could have used a Rage Against The Machine #peloton ride today from Denis Morton, I’ve been asking for 6 years, today it would have been amazing
I don’t know which one is Eric and which one is Don, jr and there is no point in learning now.
November 5, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I don’t know which one is Eric and which one is Don, jr and there is no point in learning now.
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until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this
November 5, 2024 at 3:13 AM
until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this
how are this many people this stupid? project 2025 wants to ban porn, monitor women’s menstrual cycles, force them to give birth against their own choice, and that’s the side of “personal freedoms”?
November 5, 2024 at 2:25 PM
how are this many people this stupid? project 2025 wants to ban porn, monitor women’s menstrual cycles, force them to give birth against their own choice, and that’s the side of “personal freedoms”?
I won’t cross the picket line, but not being able to play the NYT games while drinking my morning coffee is really gonna throw me off
November 5, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I won’t cross the picket line, but not being able to play the NYT games while drinking my morning coffee is really gonna throw me off
Jordan love makes $55m per year, Jared Goff is at $53m per year…I would very much rather have Goff
November 3, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Jordan love makes $55m per year, Jared Goff is at $53m per year…I would very much rather have Goff
priority watching for Tuesday: watch Trump and MAGA get launched into the sun…then watch Ted Cruz follow closely behind
November 3, 2024 at 7:35 PM
priority watching for Tuesday: watch Trump and MAGA get launched into the sun…then watch Ted Cruz follow closely behind
I simply did not realize that taysom hill was still a thing
November 3, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I simply did not realize that taysom hill was still a thing
Do you think a bar would let me rent 2 empty barstools for $20/hour each just so I can sit between them and no one can sit next to me?
November 3, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Do you think a bar would let me rent 2 empty barstools for $20/hour each just so I can sit between them and no one can sit next to me?
Why don’t I get to play 43u hockey? This is bullshit, I didn’t let myself go, I bet I’d finally be good
November 3, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Why don’t I get to play 43u hockey? This is bullshit, I didn’t let myself go, I bet I’d finally be good
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I have now watched the RFK Jr. video and here is a list of some of the things he says he'll ban if Trump is elected:
Mountain Dew
Crest toothpaste
Children's Tylenol
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Grape juice
Vaseline
Children's sunscreen
Mayonnaise
Gatorade
Mountain Dew
Crest toothpaste
Children's Tylenol
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Grape juice
Vaseline
Children's sunscreen
Mayonnaise
Gatorade
November 2, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I have now watched the RFK Jr. video and here is a list of some of the things he says he'll ban if Trump is elected:
Mountain Dew
Crest toothpaste
Children's Tylenol
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Grape juice
Vaseline
Children's sunscreen
Mayonnaise
Gatorade
Mountain Dew
Crest toothpaste
Children's Tylenol
Welch's Fruit Snacks
Grape juice
Vaseline
Children's sunscreen
Mayonnaise
Gatorade
Stop threatening me with a good time
November 2, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Stop threatening me with a good time
I was walking to get dinner and heading to a BBQ place, then @davidjroth.bsky.social started talking about eating a million tortilla chips and @drewmagary.bsky.social wouldn’t shut up about free chips and salsa and I was the exact amount of high that now I’m at a Mexican restaurant
November 1, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I was walking to get dinner and heading to a BBQ place, then @davidjroth.bsky.social started talking about eating a million tortilla chips and @drewmagary.bsky.social wouldn’t shut up about free chips and salsa and I was the exact amount of high that now I’m at a Mexican restaurant
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a nation’s fucking soul, you obtuse beancounter
November 1, 2024 at 12:08 PM
a nation’s fucking soul, you obtuse beancounter
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best post of all time and it’s not even close
October 31, 2024 at 11:32 AM
best post of all time and it’s not even close
there is at least 5 times as many distict ads about transgender children in sports in Michigan right now than there are actual transgender children participating in sports in sports in Michigan (thre are 2 kids participating): www.freep.com/story/news/c...
October 31, 2024 at 3:18 PM
there is at least 5 times as many distict ads about transgender children in sports in Michigan right now than there are actual transgender children participating in sports in sports in Michigan (thre are 2 kids participating): www.freep.com/story/news/c...
have the tigers signed Juan Soto for 12yr/600m yet?
October 31, 2024 at 3:12 PM
have the tigers signed Juan Soto for 12yr/600m yet?
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Harris has closed the gap on the economy. This NYT is echoed by new Fox polls. Trump is paying a price for making the economy secondary to hateful bile in his messaging.
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/30/u...
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/30/u...
Polls Show Trump’s Edge Shrinking on Voters’ Top Issue: The Economy
It remains priority No. 1 for many voters, particularly those who are still undecided, according to Times/Siena polling. But can Kamala Harris translate her gains into votes?
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Harris has closed the gap on the economy. This NYT is echoed by new Fox polls. Trump is paying a price for making the economy secondary to hateful bile in his messaging.
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/30/u...
www.nytimes.com/2024/10/30/u...