George Dinkis
@senatordinkis.bsky.social
Senior U.S. Senator (R) for the great state of Ezo. My sporting allegiances are to Kimi Antonelli, Tottenham Hotspur, Charles Leclerc, and the Winnipeg Jets, in that order.
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George Dinkis
@senatordinkis.bsky.social
· Oct 30
i'm movin like tokugawa ieyasu if he were a dope boy. i'm smokin on that ezo endo while balls deep in some mainland meechi. if it's drip or drown you're movin' like child-Emperor Antoku, ha-ha. split a perc with the kitsune, we woke up in joseon. when the squad burn farmsteads i get straight turgid.
i find it really problematic that the time people of the year feed pops off for college football but not world junior hockey
January 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
i find it really problematic that the time people of the year feed pops off for college football but not world junior hockey
Chicago Pope implies the existence of a Les Mis Pope, a West Side Story Pope, a Hamilton Pope, a Phantom of the Opera Pope, a Book of Mormon Pope, a Cats Pope, a Mamma Mia Pope, and a Wicked Pope.
Chicago Pope implies the existence of a Boston Pope, a Detroit Pope, a Montréal Pope, a New York Pope, and a Toronto Pope.
Chicago Pope implies the existence of a Turabian Pope, an MLA Pope, and an APA Pope.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Chicago Pope implies the existence of a Les Mis Pope, a West Side Story Pope, a Hamilton Pope, a Phantom of the Opera Pope, a Book of Mormon Pope, a Cats Pope, a Mamma Mia Pope, and a Wicked Pope.
Average Blue Bloods plotline is Tom Selleck fuming because the mayor won't let him profile "illegals" and say the Fourteen Words
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Average Blue Bloods plotline is Tom Selleck fuming because the mayor won't let him profile "illegals" and say the Fourteen Words
Even if ketchup IS available I'm going mayo.
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Even if ketchup IS available I'm going mayo.
tw: suicide
It's been a couple of months now but Naroditsky's death is still really sticking with me. I feel for Bortnyk, Giannatos, and his girlfriend. Horrible stuff.
It's been a couple of months now but Naroditsky's death is still really sticking with me. I feel for Bortnyk, Giannatos, and his girlfriend. Horrible stuff.
Inside Charlotte chess star’s final days: ‘He was hurting,’ a close friend says
Exclusive: Daniel Naroditsky “felt weight on his shoulders” from cheating allegations, says Peter Giannatos, who found him dead at home in October.
amp.charlotteobserver.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
tw: suicide
It's been a couple of months now but Naroditsky's death is still really sticking with me. I feel for Bortnyk, Giannatos, and his girlfriend. Horrible stuff.
It's been a couple of months now but Naroditsky's death is still really sticking with me. I feel for Bortnyk, Giannatos, and his girlfriend. Horrible stuff.
Reposted by George Dinkis
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
it's gonna be spicy
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it's gonna be spicy
thufferin' thuccotash, i need you to thexually thtimulate me
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
thufferin' thuccotash, i need you to thexually thtimulate me
The Grinches of Madison County
We Grinched A Zoo
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Grinches of Madison County
Santa Didn't Bring Me My Labubu
Where Was Santa On January 6th?
Where Was Santa On January 6th?
Every Christmas song is about roasting chestnuts and taking sleigh rides. Might as well be about how animal skins can be used as underwear for how relevant it is to life today. There should be a song about finding Santa's problematic posts from an old dead forum. They should sing Santa Is An Incel.
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Santa Didn't Bring Me My Labubu
Where Was Santa On January 6th?
Where Was Santa On January 6th?
expedition 33 winning so many awards when lune's lip syncing is so off is such a joke. 2/10
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
expedition 33 winning so many awards when lune's lip syncing is so off is such a joke. 2/10
(shamisen backing track)
Now the stranger started talkin', made it plain to folks around
Was retainer to the daimyo, wouldn't be too long in town,
He was there to take a ronin back alive or maybe dead,
And he said it didn't matter, he was after Edo Red.
After Edo Reeeeeeee,eeeeee,eeed.
Now the stranger started talkin', made it plain to folks around
Was retainer to the daimyo, wouldn't be too long in town,
He was there to take a ronin back alive or maybe dead,
And he said it didn't matter, he was after Edo Red.
After Edo Reeeeeeee,eeeeee,eeed.
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
(shamisen backing track)
Now the stranger started talkin', made it plain to folks around
Was retainer to the daimyo, wouldn't be too long in town,
He was there to take a ronin back alive or maybe dead,
And he said it didn't matter, he was after Edo Red.
After Edo Reeeeeeee,eeeeee,eeed.
Now the stranger started talkin', made it plain to folks around
Was retainer to the daimyo, wouldn't be too long in town,
He was there to take a ronin back alive or maybe dead,
And he said it didn't matter, he was after Edo Red.
After Edo Reeeeeeee,eeeeee,eeed.
Kimi Antonelli had the best rookie season in F1 history after Hamilton and Jacques Villeneuve and I won't apologize for saying so.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Kimi Antonelli had the best rookie season in F1 history after Hamilton and Jacques Villeneuve and I won't apologize for saying so.
Gran Turismo. Imagine Orlando Bloom being paid to suck off a racing sim coupled with writers who couldn't get a job anywhere else giving their worst impression of all the racing movie tropes.
F1 was a better movie, and that one was also bad.
F1 was a better movie, and that one was also bad.
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Gran Turismo. Imagine Orlando Bloom being paid to suck off a racing sim coupled with writers who couldn't get a job anywhere else giving their worst impression of all the racing movie tropes.
F1 was a better movie, and that one was also bad.
F1 was a better movie, and that one was also bad.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
I will drive the hell out of this in Gran Turismo.
So hyped to see the new GR GT and GR GT3 revealed:
-641 hp
-Twin Turbo 4-liter V8
-45:55 weight distribution
-Weight target of 3,858 pounds or less
-641 hp
-Twin Turbo 4-liter V8
-45:55 weight distribution
-Weight target of 3,858 pounds or less
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I will drive the hell out of this in Gran Turismo.
Cocaine so white its kids are in French Immersion
cocaine so white it swears it's 1/16th Cherokee
Cocaine so white it started playing Mr brightside
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Cocaine so white its kids are in French Immersion
good morning dragons. i'm offering $2.5 million for 5% of my company, smooth and silky. we train magpies in major population centers using the power of AI, and they deposit valuable items they find in our patented collection boxes. our revenues are well in excess of $10,000 per year.
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
good morning dragons. i'm offering $2.5 million for 5% of my company, smooth and silky. we train magpies in major population centers using the power of AI, and they deposit valuable items they find in our patented collection boxes. our revenues are well in excess of $10,000 per year.
i had almost 7 million credits saved up for cars in the Gran Turismo 7 DLC and less than 5 hour before drop I spent most of it on an F40 and a Group C Jaguar. I regret nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
i had almost 7 million credits saved up for cars in the Gran Turismo 7 DLC and less than 5 hour before drop I spent most of it on an F40 and a Group C Jaguar. I regret nothing.
"Here's my take on gender" doesn't meaningfully interact with the assigned readings to demonstrate that you've read and digested their main points. Choosing to construct an essay which relies only on personal experiences and no cited sources obviously shouldn't pass muster.
Y i k e s.
Y i k e s.
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"Here's my take on gender" doesn't meaningfully interact with the assigned readings to demonstrate that you've read and digested their main points. Choosing to construct an essay which relies only on personal experiences and no cited sources obviously shouldn't pass muster.
Y i k e s.
Y i k e s.
Isack hadjar isn't even the best rookie this year, rest in PISS
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Isack hadjar isn't even the best rookie this year, rest in PISS
Can someone explain to me why Lando took hards wtf
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Can someone explain to me why Lando took hards wtf
Norris please keep it together good God
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Norris please keep it together good God