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not my utility short king 😭
The Brewers have traded Nick Mears to the Royals, Robert Murray is reporting. Isaac Collins has also been informed he is being traded, per sources.
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
not my utility short king 😭
eating a kale salad alone in the dark at 2 am like a psychopath
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
eating a kale salad alone in the dark at 2 am like a psychopath
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Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.
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Tien Takes It!
Down 1-5 in the deciding tiebreaker, Learner Tien turns on the jets to fly past Cam Norrie, 6-3, 3-6, 7-6⁶, and lift his first ATP title.
The win caps an extraordinary season for the 19yo American, who has vaulted from #122 to #31 in the last 12 months.
Down 1-5 in the deciding tiebreaker, Learner Tien turns on the jets to fly past Cam Norrie, 6-3, 3-6, 7-6⁶, and lift his first ATP title.
The win caps an extraordinary season for the 19yo American, who has vaulted from #122 to #31 in the last 12 months.
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Tien Takes It!
Down 1-5 in the deciding tiebreaker, Learner Tien turns on the jets to fly past Cam Norrie, 6-3, 3-6, 7-6⁶, and lift his first ATP title.
The win caps an extraordinary season for the 19yo American, who has vaulted from #122 to #31 in the last 12 months.
Down 1-5 in the deciding tiebreaker, Learner Tien turns on the jets to fly past Cam Norrie, 6-3, 3-6, 7-6⁶, and lift his first ATP title.
The win caps an extraordinary season for the 19yo American, who has vaulted from #122 to #31 in the last 12 months.
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From The Archives:
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave https://theonion.com/dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-da-1819574915/
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave https://theonion.com/dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-da-1819574915/
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
From The Archives:
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave https://theonion.com/dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-da-1819574915/
Dick Cheney Vice Presidential Library Opens In Pitch-Dark, Sulfurous Underground Cave https://theonion.com/dick-cheney-vice-presidential-library-opens-in-pitch-da-1819574915/
Bublik is such a loser and also just incredibly rude, but he’s fUnNy so it’ll get glossed over so fast lol. Wonder where I’ve seen that before
October 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Bublik is such a loser and also just incredibly rude, but he’s fUnNy so it’ll get glossed over so fast lol. Wonder where I’ve seen that before
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Giannis Antetokounmpo Panicking After Waking Up 3-Foot-2 https://theonion.com/giannis-antetokounmpo-panicking-after-waking-up-3-foot-2/
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Giannis Antetokounmpo Panicking After Waking Up 3-Foot-2 https://theonion.com/giannis-antetokounmpo-panicking-after-waking-up-3-foot-2/
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It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It’s hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Don’t want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.
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Flexin' Muscles in Brussels
Felix Auger-Aliassime collects his 3rd ATP title of 2025, battling past #3 seed Jiri Lehecka, 7-6², 6-7⁶, 6-2, to lift the trophy at the European Open.
The win gives FAA a whopping 16 deciding set victories, more than anybody else on the ATP Tour.
Felix Auger-Aliassime collects his 3rd ATP title of 2025, battling past #3 seed Jiri Lehecka, 7-6², 6-7⁶, 6-2, to lift the trophy at the European Open.
The win gives FAA a whopping 16 deciding set victories, more than anybody else on the ATP Tour.
October 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Flexin' Muscles in Brussels
Felix Auger-Aliassime collects his 3rd ATP title of 2025, battling past #3 seed Jiri Lehecka, 7-6², 6-7⁶, 6-2, to lift the trophy at the European Open.
The win gives FAA a whopping 16 deciding set victories, more than anybody else on the ATP Tour.
Felix Auger-Aliassime collects his 3rd ATP title of 2025, battling past #3 seed Jiri Lehecka, 7-6², 6-7⁶, 6-2, to lift the trophy at the European Open.
The win gives FAA a whopping 16 deciding set victories, more than anybody else on the ATP Tour.
the intense feeling of pride I have for Jacob Misiorowski every time he does well must be studied
October 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the intense feeling of pride I have for Jacob Misiorowski every time he does well must be studied
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Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
October 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
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Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
almost embarrassing how fast I started crying when that final out was recorded, but idc, I fuckin love the brewers
October 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
almost embarrassing how fast I started crying when that final out was recorded, but idc, I fuckin love the brewers
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Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756
god that is SO brutal
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
god that is SO brutal
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Matt Shaw with three K’s just how he likes it
October 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Matt Shaw with three K’s just how he likes it
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Made a playlist for my birthday 🥳
October 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Made a playlist for my birthday 🥳
no first set bakery for learner! 🤩
October 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
no first set bakery for learner! 🤩
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Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.
September 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Enjoy your baseball team tomorrow. Even if they are terrible. Even if they make you mad and frustrated. The offseason is long and the world is full of horrors. Even very bad baseball is better than waiting for spring.
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Fast Learner
With a top 50 debut on the line, Learner Tien wastes no time getting the upset win in Beijing.
The former USC star races past Flavio Cobolli, 6-3, 6-2, to reach the quarterfinals, rake in (at least) $110k, and climb 4 places to #48 in the live rankings.
With a top 50 debut on the line, Learner Tien wastes no time getting the upset win in Beijing.
The former USC star races past Flavio Cobolli, 6-3, 6-2, to reach the quarterfinals, rake in (at least) $110k, and climb 4 places to #48 in the live rankings.
September 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Fast Learner
With a top 50 debut on the line, Learner Tien wastes no time getting the upset win in Beijing.
The former USC star races past Flavio Cobolli, 6-3, 6-2, to reach the quarterfinals, rake in (at least) $110k, and climb 4 places to #48 in the live rankings.
With a top 50 debut on the line, Learner Tien wastes no time getting the upset win in Beijing.
The former USC star races past Flavio Cobolli, 6-3, 6-2, to reach the quarterfinals, rake in (at least) $110k, and climb 4 places to #48 in the live rankings.
Flavio Cobolli is so unintentionally funny, I simply cannot hold it together when I watch him
September 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Flavio Cobolli is so unintentionally funny, I simply cannot hold it together when I watch him
god I’m so tired of tennis players being openly racist/sinophobic during the Asian swing
September 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
god I’m so tired of tennis players being openly racist/sinophobic during the Asian swing