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Julie VouzCoucher 💙⚾️
@section331.bsky.social
EDM, baseball, eldergoth, ex-eagle and co-Maple Grove shenanigans starter, forager, introvert, very good cook. Family, friends, cats, lore, community. Legitibitiqua friendly. Probably a witch. Swears a lot.
Pinned
Looked up to see stars and planets aligned. Could see them without visual assistance. And all I can think is that we get one life, one measly allotment of years each of us, and all we fucking do with it is hurt and kill each other. What a goddamned waste.
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White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
So. HOW FUCKED UP IS IT THAT SOCIAL MEDIA WAS MEANT TO CONNECT WITH PEOPLE AND NOW ITS SOLE GODDAMN PURPOSE IS TO MAKE PEOPLE ENEMIES OF EACH OTHER.
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Putting my winter money where my summer mouth was and have finally come to see Point of Sail. There is already a percussion station and 7 people in this band. I AM READY. #yachtrock #fuckyoudonaldfagen
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Fuck this all the way into the sun.
And cis people are, seemingly, fine with this
They're actively paying people to complain now...
November 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Maaaaan money sure can't buy taste or style can it.
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Hindsight is a bitch. So is Trump.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Old and busted: figure skating
New (old, really) hotness: roller derby, where trans women are treated like human beings competing in a game they love
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Time for more yachts to meet their logical conclusion.
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Fake outrage for a week and then literally nothing else.
History is not proving me wrong so far.
I fully believe this is true and that because of it the next week is about to get very, very stupid in ways we have never seen and cannot even imagine
At this point we have to assume that if the Epstein files are released they will
- end the Trump Presidency
- implicate many other prominent Republicans
- destroy the careers of AG Bondi and his other defenders
This is beginning to feel like the greatest scandal in American history.
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Looking around at the way things are going in this country and realizing that I will likely die a slow, painful death due to political and governmental economic negligence is fucking WILD, y'all. I don't recommend thinking about the future, honestly. Two thumbs way the fuck down.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This is WAY cooler than paying your taxes or using your billions of dollars feeding people. 😐
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What the fuck is wrong with these women? What illness do they suffer from to say things like this in a national forum? Y'all are extremely unwell.
Weird. Jenna Giuffre, in her book, said that Jeffrey's personal policy was that "he would only have sex with girls who had started menstruating. Why? So he could assert that—since they were biologically able to bear children—they were 'of age'"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This plus having to work that morning was why I didn't bother. This is also why people need to really beware the 50501 people. You have no idea who they are or who they're affiliated with. "No kings" is a VERY wide net. Immediate removal from office and into prison would have been a far finer point.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I decided to rewatch Let Us Prey followed by The Woman in the Yard and now Weapons and I guess you could say this week has been a hell of a decade.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN UNDERAGE GIRL. The word y'all are looking for is "children". They. Raped. Children.
The soft pedaling language being used to describe the men in the Epstein files is enraging.

They didn’t “have sex with underage girls”.

They raped them.

Sex implies consent.

The survivors deserve better than this. Use the correct language. Say what these men did.
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
*waves around* Of course he was.
“A felon whose sentence President Trump commuted in the final hours of his first term was sentenced to 27 months in prison on Monday after being accused of a range of criminal conduct — including physical and sexual assault — since Mr. Trump freed him.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/n...
Felon Freed by Trump Is Sentenced Again, This Time to 27 Months
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
This is the kind of shit my college friends used to say while they were on LSD binges. This isn't "genius". It's drugged up ratfuck bullshit.

"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?
November 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Megyn Kelly fucks children too. If not literally then DEFINITELY metaphorically.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This is white "supremacy". What a joke.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
@nytimes.com a bunch of NASTY bitches. Gross.
Dude the NYT is crawling with pedos lmaoo it really makes so much sense now why they love Trump. They are in the fucking files too!
This one stuck out to me from early 2017.

2025: youtu.be/w3LKEvXpWqg?...
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I don't like in that city anymore, but congratulations, Mayor Wilson!
Only 1,700 people follow the next Mayor of Seattle on Bluesky.
@wilsonkatieb.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
WHEEEEEE this is FUN!
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Just got shitcanned from a job that provided very little training and then expected impossible numbers out of me. Bad vibes all around. :/
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
And I love that for them.
ICE ironically can’t handle winter in Chicago
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Lady, this was a two-minute checkout situation that you're turning into a 10-minute conversation.
Good evening to everyone but the woman in front of me at CVS who apparently needs in-depth information about her savings program, followed by explaining to the cashier who she's purchasing things for. Between this and the new job being all sorts of fucked today, the universe is TRYING. ME.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM