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Secrets Past
@secretspast.bsky.social
34. She/They. Mom of many gamers in their late 30's and mid 40s.
Street Gremlin turned Games Industry Professional.

Rarely stream: https://twitch.tv/secretspast

All opinions are my own and do not reflect the views and values of my employer(s).
"estradiol valorant" or something idk i don't play league
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
January 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
my orchiectomy has literally paid itself back in ball pun humor at this point. well worth the "I don't have the balls for this..." or "guess im winning NNN forever" jokes.

it's basically been a very expensive joke, which sums up my existence too
December 11, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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Keyrune stop thinking about work after clocking out challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Liking your job is a double-edged sword.
December 10, 2024 at 2:05 PM
i fucking love that I can go anywhere in this city, look for someone wearing green eagles gear and say "go birds" and have it reciprocated. #gobirds
December 11, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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A rational thought? In this lobotomy?
November 28, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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didn't we all
December 9, 2024 at 11:34 PM
the hardest decision of my life lately was being a jeep lesbian or a subaru lesbian, and I chose bisexual Nissan by accident
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
typo'd sudo as 'soda' and cannot stop laughing
December 8, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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gay dog moon landing #art
December 7, 2024 at 7:55 PM
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Can't believe I learned about the fall of the Syrian regime from @paulandstorm.bsky.social at the @jonathancoulton.bsky.social #peeparty
December 8, 2024 at 12:22 PM
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The SA forums proved that reserving the right to ban terrible accounts whenever you feel like it is essential to running an online community. Bigoted provacateur dipshits thrive on being shitty little rules lawyers and if you strictly adhere to the letter of the law they will always weaponize it.
Libsoftiktok account nuked by Bluesky moderation when that account had special privileges on Twitter even before Elon.

You love to see it.
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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Possible step toward an HIV cure.

Current treatment eliminates active virus from the body, but reservoirs of dormant virus remain. If treatment is stopped, the virus reactivates.

A new method "shocks" dormant HIV out of hiding, allowing hidden viral reservoirs to be eliminated.
Montreal researchers make breakthrough discovery in fighting HIV montreal.ctvnews.ca/montreal-res... @jblegault.bsky.social

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November 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
Really enjoying the #peeparty at #pax - Yellow Album when?
December 8, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Partner, who is the dm: -sets up vampire encounter boss fight-

me: forgets to roll my base stats in foundry for my character and his it twice with a warhammer with strike of the giants ice imbued, making it unable to run.

the lone rogue who had happened to witness this and is next in initiative: 😏
December 6, 2024 at 3:13 AM
roll for initiative
December 6, 2024 at 3:09 AM
December 6, 2024 at 3:08 AM
me, when the temperature spikes above 50
December 4, 2024 at 12:53 PM
that'll teach me to ask about bards
December 4, 2024 at 12:51 PM
December 4, 2024 at 12:50 PM
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Memes in which you can't personally relate to but remember that someone out there will appreciate it.
December 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM