it hasn’t even been one full year yet

“I’ll just slip into something more comfortable,” I say, walking into the ocean.

I’m just in a transitional moment* right now

*between birth and death

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.

A recording tells you to leave a message at the tone, then emits a sound unlike any you've heard before. Your neck feels wet—you reach up to find your ear is bleeding. You watch the phone absorb your blood, and the mechanical voice informs you that your message has been received.

For twenty years I made a living pretending to know everything while hallucinating wildly and drawing dirty pictures but now AI has taken my job.

If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business.

Cartoon dog bequeathing the burning world to his child and hoping against hope they won't have to shoulder the entire balance of suffering humanity is due: "This is thine."