Canadian Dude
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Canadian Dude
@seatbeltjug.bsky.social
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“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow
October 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Hiding their faces, hiding their names by using pens to hold their pocket flaps up, hiding their names. ICE agents have “consciousness of guilt,” know they are committing crimes. They need to be unmasked, named, and charged #UnmaskICE
May 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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if i had a nickel for every time someone said they'd push me down the stairs i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice

credit: @track3rbees on tiktok
May 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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My daughter asked me what I use to play on the iPad as a kid. I told her, I use to talk into a fan to sound like a robot.
April 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Ran into a great Canadian at the rink the other day.
March 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Next time I’m in a good mood, I’m gonna put some in the freezer.
March 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Whoever came up with the word "dentures" really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths" 🦷
March 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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"The U.S. is in a trade war with Canada" is a background detail from a shitty dystopian novel that would make readers roll their eyes because the author was trying too hard
March 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I just subscribed to Rolling Stone magazine thru the Libby app. All I did was press Subscribe and the current issue was added to my shelf; I will receive a notification when a new issue is available. FOR FREE. Just cuz I have a couple of library cards.
March 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Has anyone noticed Poilievre can’t say the word “always” correctly?
March 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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The dictionary contains every book ever written, you just have to read it in the correct order.
February 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Breakfast this morning. Maple syrup on toast with bacon covered in maple syrup and a steaming cup of maple syrup.
February 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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You have now completed January 2025.
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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January 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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My Barista at Starbucks today sending a message to all of us. 💙

Everything will be ok!
January 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Dracula is never rebooted, merely revamped
January 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Imagine watching disaster movies like The Day After Tomorrow or 2012 and thinking that the apocalyptic weather scenes were the “unrealistic” part.

Turns out those scenes were almost bang on.

The unrealistic part was the humans working together to overcome the problem & save the world. Sigh.
January 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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HARD TIMES AT THE FTFF
January 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Vibe from Canada #cdnpoli
December 31, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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I think i would be good at being a nice vampire, because I gave up sugar and gluten and that's harder than not feasting on the blood of the innocent.
December 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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french toast, leftover christmas ham, tater tot... sandwich
December 26, 2024 at 4:01 PM