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Seaslug Chicken
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Just a girl who believes in Dr. Pepper & LOTR supremacy.
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Oh good, we’re at the *check notes* “defending the Salem witch trials as being due process” portion of the discourse
April 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My joints, they ache.
My body, it hates.
February 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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February 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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we need to bring back words like wastrel, rogue, ruffian, ne’er-do-well. there is an epidemic of miscreants doing shenanigans and we have lost the vocabulary to describe them.
February 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hate having sensory issues so much bc wdym I’m once again struggling to eat a banana that tastes too much like a banana.
February 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Following the CDC's removal of critical health data and the potential approval of RFK Jr. as Health Secretary, it is crucial to access accurate health information from independent sources such as the WHO, Mayo Clinic, Johns Hopkins University, and peer-reviewed journals.
February 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Prison camp. This would be a prison camp. Not ringing any bells or absolutely terrifying at all.
Trump announces an executive order authorizing a 30,000 capacity migrant detention center in Guantanamo.

"Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."
January 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Made salmon & rice for dinner but I stared the salmon for too long so now I can’t eat it. Woe is me.
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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This is me:
January 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
January 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Note: The person giving the sermon in question is Bishop Mariann Budde, the Episcopal Bishop of Washington.

Rep. Collins is suggesting deporting a U.S. citizen and bishop for delivering a sermon in a house of worship in accordance with her faith.
January 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Not me 🙋🏻‍♀️

#SheShed
January 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Eat The Rich
January 21, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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hahaha oh no. no i don't care for any of this.
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I fucking knew it.
An update on the TikTok situation from our monitoring on Reddit. Now you get TOS'ed for saying negative comments about meta and Zuckerberg, left-wing politics get flagged as misinformation, and you can't tag #fucktrump #fuckelon or #fuckmeta but you CAN tag #fuckbiden and #fuckkamala
January 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I’m back in my own bed after 3 nights of petsitting & I always get so excited to sleep with my 7 pillows & weighted blanket. It truly never gets old being reunited with my beloved bed.
January 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’m so fucking stressed, anxious & distraught about everything that my ADHD brain is wondering what I can buy that will temporarily provide a dopamine boost to make me feel better.
January 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Me with 90% of my ex’s LOL
When I see a deeply beautiful and unconventional woman with an ugly ass street rat of a man my soul dies a little
January 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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TikTok's algorithm makes it a really valuable resource for connecting with communities you haven't even figured out you want to connect with yet. It can be life-changing, and people dismissing it as a dancing-teenager app are showing their ignorance.
TikTok had a massive community of #ActuallyAustistic people, likely the largest autistic community in the world ever. It included all ages and speakers and non-speakers.

It also had a large chronically ill community.

The potential loss of community for many otherwise isolated folks is significant.
January 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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How it started / how it’s going
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM