Shawn Cain
@sdcain.bsky.social
When in doubt, default to movie talk. Good with numbers, but would rather write. Pittsburgh Pirates Fan.
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Because it was the first thing my stupid brain thought of upon reading the shared post. I'm not even sure I'm going for a "Hey, it kinda looks like Jeff Bezos," thing.
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Because it was the first thing my stupid brain thought of upon reading the shared post. I'm not even sure I'm going for a "Hey, it kinda looks like Jeff Bezos," thing.
Reposted by Shawn Cain
‘The Rescuers Down Under’ featuring the voice talents of Bob Newhart, Eva Gabor, George C. Scott, Billy Barty, and John Candy soared into theaters on this day in 1990 🇦🇺🐭🦅 #OTD
"𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 '𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝙰𝚒𝚛: 𝙰 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.' 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝? '𝙰 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚎.' 𝙸𝚝'𝚜-𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗... 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍."
"𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 '𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝙰𝚒𝚛: 𝙰 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.' 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝? '𝙰 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚎.' 𝙸𝚝'𝚜-𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗... 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍."
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 AM
‘The Rescuers Down Under’ featuring the voice talents of Bob Newhart, Eva Gabor, George C. Scott, Billy Barty, and John Candy soared into theaters on this day in 1990 🇦🇺🐭🦅 #OTD
"𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 '𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝙰𝚒𝚛: 𝙰 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.' 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝? '𝙰 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚎.' 𝙸𝚝'𝚜-𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗... 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍."
"𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 '𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝙰𝚒𝚛: 𝙰 𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.' 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚝? '𝙰 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚎.' 𝙸𝚝'𝚜-𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚗... 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍."
The best Jaws knock-off to ever knock-off Jaws.
The scaly horror pic ALLIGATOR starring Robert Forster, Robin Riker, Perry Lang, Kane Hodder, and Henry Silva premiered in Los Angeles 45 years ago this week 🎭 🐊 🌆 #OTD
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The best Jaws knock-off to ever knock-off Jaws.
I just went to erase a message (I'm very good at writing things out and not sending them) only to think I'd accidentally sent it instead and must admit the jolt of energy that ran down my spine was quite a thrill.
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I just went to erase a message (I'm very good at writing things out and not sending them) only to think I'd accidentally sent it instead and must admit the jolt of energy that ran down my spine was quite a thrill.
So, in the movie Playdate, it feels like Alan Ritchson's Reacher character was bit by a radioactive James Corden.
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So, in the movie Playdate, it feels like Alan Ritchson's Reacher character was bit by a radioactive James Corden.
You know, this upsets me on levels I didn't even think humanly possible. The idea of presenting this as anything other than mentally deranged is insane. This world can feel soulless, but that doesn't mean we have to fully lean into it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You know, this upsets me on levels I didn't even think humanly possible. The idea of presenting this as anything other than mentally deranged is insane. This world can feel soulless, but that doesn't mean we have to fully lean into it.
"Dynamo is dead! Who do we call in for the final chaser?"
"I got an idea, but you may have to sacrifice your child."
"Again?!"
"I got an idea, but you may have to sacrifice your child."
"Again?!"
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Dynamo is dead! Who do we call in for the final chaser?"
"I got an idea, but you may have to sacrifice your child."
"Again?!"
"I got an idea, but you may have to sacrifice your child."
"Again?!"
Hostile Takeover is an action comedy carried well by Michael Jai White.
Friend Request is a good bad movie. Such great nonsense.
Don't Log Off is a covid thriller with people making the same bad decision.
Eye for an Eye has a creepy Sandman design on top of an okay story.
I give a lot of 2 1/2s
Friend Request is a good bad movie. Such great nonsense.
Don't Log Off is a covid thriller with people making the same bad decision.
Eye for an Eye has a creepy Sandman design on top of an okay story.
I give a lot of 2 1/2s
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hostile Takeover is an action comedy carried well by Michael Jai White.
Friend Request is a good bad movie. Such great nonsense.
Don't Log Off is a covid thriller with people making the same bad decision.
Eye for an Eye has a creepy Sandman design on top of an okay story.
I give a lot of 2 1/2s
Friend Request is a good bad movie. Such great nonsense.
Don't Log Off is a covid thriller with people making the same bad decision.
Eye for an Eye has a creepy Sandman design on top of an okay story.
I give a lot of 2 1/2s
There is a Planet of the Apes that ends with the entire planet being DESTROYED and the next one starts with "And these apes took off in a spaceship before it happened."
You can 100% have him wake-up haunted he had a chance to choose absolution but instead ran. It's could be the film's entire theme
You can 100% have him wake-up haunted he had a chance to choose absolution but instead ran. It's could be the film's entire theme
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
There is a Planet of the Apes that ends with the entire planet being DESTROYED and the next one starts with "And these apes took off in a spaceship before it happened."
You can 100% have him wake-up haunted he had a chance to choose absolution but instead ran. It's could be the film's entire theme
You can 100% have him wake-up haunted he had a chance to choose absolution but instead ran. It's could be the film's entire theme
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Well, never a flop; it was the number one movie at the box office when it came out, but anyway…
collider.com/stephen-king...
collider.com/stephen-king...
Stephen King’s Forgotten Feline Flop Is a Free Streaming Hit
Sleepwalkers, one of Stephen King's most obscure movies, is a hit on streaming. Here's how to watch the Master of Horror's feline horror.
collider.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Well, never a flop; it was the number one movie at the box office when it came out, but anyway…
collider.com/stephen-king...
collider.com/stephen-king...
I understand that bad movies are "bad" and everything, but am I really supposed to hate a movie like 2016's FRIEND REQUEST when it has a scene where a hacker tries to investigate a possessed Facebook page and finds out the source code is just demonic scribbles?
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I understand that bad movies are "bad" and everything, but am I really supposed to hate a movie like 2016's FRIEND REQUEST when it has a scene where a hacker tries to investigate a possessed Facebook page and finds out the source code is just demonic scribbles?
My internal battery has died on my laptop, and the charging cord comes loose easily, so I'm often having to restart my laptop when my cat comes to see what I'm doing, which has made downloading updates rather annoying.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My internal battery has died on my laptop, and the charging cord comes loose easily, so I'm often having to restart my laptop when my cat comes to see what I'm doing, which has made downloading updates rather annoying.
Honestly, I feel like it's helping my brain to do this thing, haha. I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 8th 2025) in less than 11 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who are criminals and who are innocent!
cluesbysam.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Honestly, I feel like it's helping my brain to do this thing, haha. I solved the daily Clues by Sam (Nov 8th 2025) in less than 11 minutes
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Two generations of employees just immediately quitting.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Two generations of employees just immediately quitting.
The dude who complained about movies paying extras and said they should replace them all with AI?
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The dude who complained about movies paying extras and said they should replace them all with AI?
Whatever sentence of director's jail you want to enforce for "Burying the Ex," I don't see how you do Gremlins 3 without Joe Dante (if he's willing).
GREMLINS 3 is for real happening with Chris Columbus in the director’s chair and Steven Spielberg producing
Rejoice! GREMLINS 3 Is Happening, Locks In 2027 Release Date
GREMLINS 3 is for real happening with Chris Columbus in the director’s chair and Steven Spielberg producing
dlvr.it
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Whatever sentence of director's jail you want to enforce for "Burying the Ex," I don't see how you do Gremlins 3 without Joe Dante (if he's willing).
How many times do you think you're hearing voices only to realize you took out your earbud but didn't pause the podcast?
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How many times do you think you're hearing voices only to realize you took out your earbud but didn't pause the podcast?
Congratulations to all the road trip scripts that can be more "Now" by using this as the inciting incident.
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding...
www.rawstory.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Congratulations to all the road trip scripts that can be more "Now" by using this as the inciting incident.
One thing I realize is that the amount of people using credit cards to buy groceries is going to sky rocket in the next few weeks. This is going to put people even further into debt that clings and compounds.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
One thing I realize is that the amount of people using credit cards to buy groceries is going to sky rocket in the next few weeks. This is going to put people even further into debt that clings and compounds.
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On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
Warm blanket from the dryer
November 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Warm blanket from the dryer
My frontier Internet going out when I'm trying to have a comfy night in for Halloween may be my last straw with them
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My frontier Internet going out when I'm trying to have a comfy night in for Halloween may be my last straw with them
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(grey-streaked woman at end of bar takes a swig of her drink)
"Sure, people will trip all over themselves to tell you that Frankenstein was the *doctor,* not the monster. Where's all that 'well actually' energy to remind people I NEVER MARRIED THAT CHODE!"
"Sure, people will trip all over themselves to tell you that Frankenstein was the *doctor,* not the monster. Where's all that 'well actually' energy to remind people I NEVER MARRIED THAT CHODE!"
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
(grey-streaked woman at end of bar takes a swig of her drink)
"Sure, people will trip all over themselves to tell you that Frankenstein was the *doctor,* not the monster. Where's all that 'well actually' energy to remind people I NEVER MARRIED THAT CHODE!"
"Sure, people will trip all over themselves to tell you that Frankenstein was the *doctor,* not the monster. Where's all that 'well actually' energy to remind people I NEVER MARRIED THAT CHODE!"
Reposted by Shawn Cain
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off
Backwards cap "undercover" Jigsaw is a nonsense hall of fame character presentation that never fails to make me laugh. If Jigsaw is ever in a Mortal Kombat game, he needs one design of him in robes (Like Saw 2) and another in that daggone backwards cap look.
‘Saw 3D’ (aka Saw: The Final Chapter’) starring Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Betsy Russell, Sean Patrick Flannery, Chester Bennington, and Cary Elwes trapped moviegoers in the third dimension of terror fifteen years ago this week 🚨🩸🥼 #OTD
October 31, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Backwards cap "undercover" Jigsaw is a nonsense hall of fame character presentation that never fails to make me laugh. If Jigsaw is ever in a Mortal Kombat game, he needs one design of him in robes (Like Saw 2) and another in that daggone backwards cap look.