Your Scythe Wielder Girlfriend
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Call me Abby (He/It) or Absalom (She/It). The enemy ace your handler warned you about. 28. ΘΔ&. 🔞No minors.
Pinned
step into my hallowed fucking domain and experience a fate usually reserved for civilian airliners.
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still thinking about how absurdly fine this girl from this mahjong game is
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 AM
still thinking about how absurdly fine this girl from this mahjong game is
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What's most scary is the people who don't even realize they hate brown folks. They convince themselves that the cruel things they do to me are neutral. They tend to avoid the topic of my race entirely. And yet it so clearly informs the things they do.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
What's most scary is the people who don't even realize they hate brown folks. They convince themselves that the cruel things they do to me are neutral. They tend to avoid the topic of my race entirely. And yet it so clearly informs the things they do.
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Can y'all do me a favor and be really annoying about my termination? Like just never shut up about it.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Can y'all do me a favor and be really annoying about my termination? Like just never shut up about it.
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Copyright is a moral failing.
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Copyright is a moral failing.
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clocking in for an unusually late shift at nvidia and for some reason they're having me pick up a bunch of boxes from the warehouse where we ship our cards out from and i'm being told to drive to the pier and throw them into the ocean
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
clocking in for an unusually late shift at nvidia and for some reason they're having me pick up a bunch of boxes from the warehouse where we ship our cards out from and i'm being told to drive to the pier and throw them into the ocean
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just saw someone say "the SA of nanking" and my god you people need to get more comfortable saying the word rape
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
just saw someone say "the SA of nanking" and my god you people need to get more comfortable saying the word rape
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Well folks it turns out the bold strategy of saying you hate everyone and the city they live in is not optimal when running for mayor
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Well folks it turns out the bold strategy of saying you hate everyone and the city they live in is not optimal when running for mayor
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this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this is objectively hilarious
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Doodle of Kasame Teto in her Birdbrain Fit! First time drawing Teto, hope y'all like it
#SantanaelArt #Teto #Birdbrain
#SantanaelArt #Teto #Birdbrain
August 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Doodle of Kasame Teto in her Birdbrain Fit! First time drawing Teto, hope y'all like it
#SantanaelArt #Teto #Birdbrain
#SantanaelArt #Teto #Birdbrain
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November 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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You have to love a starscream girl. You have to want a cute starscream in your life. She will get thrills out of terrorising those she can get her hands on and genuinely desire that, desire power. But also she will SO get off on the humiliation of failure and your grip on her. You have to love her.
September 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You have to love a starscream girl. You have to want a cute starscream in your life. She will get thrills out of terrorising those she can get her hands on and genuinely desire that, desire power. But also she will SO get off on the humiliation of failure and your grip on her. You have to love her.
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The Nazis did this with material written by and discussing Jews.
www.erininthemorning.com/p/positive-d...
www.erininthemorning.com/p/positive-d...
"Positive Depictions" Of Trans People Banned In Alabama State Libraries Proposal
The code change that has been proposed does not ban negative depictions of transgender people, however. Public comment is open until October 14.
www.erininthemorning.com
September 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The Nazis did this with material written by and discussing Jews.
www.erininthemorning.com/p/positive-d...
www.erininthemorning.com/p/positive-d...
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What they don't tell you is that the link between G-forces and the Great Serpent is something a pilot learns on day one of advanced training. By the time you're actually in service, the Great Serpent jerks you off every other time you're in the cockpit,
September 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What they don't tell you is that the link between G-forces and the Great Serpent is something a pilot learns on day one of advanced training. By the time you're actually in service, the Great Serpent jerks you off every other time you're in the cockpit,
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[FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL]
September 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
[FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL] [FIRE AT WILL]
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September 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Born to be a deadly SCP held in a chamber of reinforced glass which I press my fat ass up against to tempt the personnel to open the door, forced to post online with it/its pronouns in bio
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Born to be a deadly SCP held in a chamber of reinforced glass which I press my fat ass up against to tempt the personnel to open the door, forced to post online with it/its pronouns in bio
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ADDENDUM: some ladies may feel that a high-T bitchbreaking head maid poses a threat to their own dignity. I remind such ladies that ensuring your head maid is deferentially psychosexually addicted to some or other item of your clothing is an unspoken rule of good household maintenance
TOP TIP FOR LADIES: if your maids are collaborating to prove lazy or vexing, all you need to do is increase their estrogen doses to the point of function loss, except for one maid who receives a significant t-gel dose. the resulting hierarchy will ensure displeasing behavior is kept to a minimum
September 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ADDENDUM: some ladies may feel that a high-T bitchbreaking head maid poses a threat to their own dignity. I remind such ladies that ensuring your head maid is deferentially psychosexually addicted to some or other item of your clothing is an unspoken rule of good household maintenance
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hey big sis, whats a "brood parasite"
September 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
hey big sis, whats a "brood parasite"
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y'know, I'm starting to realize I look a lot more like my big sister then my mommy, and I'm already half her size while towering over my mommy...
but I still love my mommy no matter what!!!
but I still love my mommy no matter what!!!
my big sister makes sure to push all the eggs out from my mommy's nest so I can get all the attention when I hatch, shes so cool :)
September 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
y'know, I'm starting to realize I look a lot more like my big sister then my mommy, and I'm already half her size while towering over my mommy...
but I still love my mommy no matter what!!!
but I still love my mommy no matter what!!!
bots want to sell me meadow hay as if i'm not already on that orchard grass grind
September 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
bots want to sell me meadow hay as if i'm not already on that orchard grass grind