HEEELLLLOOOO?
Just thought I would check in here.

Falling to sleep alone to Austen movies is a whole new level of pathetic….

*turns on Persuasion for the millionth time

I will be here typing /random animal noises all day if you need me.

I blame Disney for making me believe singing will fix everything, my prince is on his way and that random animals will come and clean my house.

I nominate Bose to be the next house speaker.

I have manners. Just today I yelled bitch, please.

The Orionid meteor shower peaks this weekend. Here's how to see it

If you keep undressing me with your eyes I’m gonna catch a cold. 🤧

“If I had to do it all over again I wouldn’t change a thing because even our mistakes bring us to where we are today.”

Really Brenda? Because I hate where I am today, and if I could do things over I’d change literally everything. Fuck off.

Bluesky knew that people over 40 need a bigger font. They didn’t have to go that hard for us but they did.

There are roughly 500 million twitter users and only about one million Bluesky users. So one Bluesky like is the equivalent of 500 twitter likes.

And you can't convince my ego otherwise.

Why are the weekends so short?? I’m just waking up from my 3rd nap of the day and now I have to do all the things.

Lord, let my coffee be stronger than my patience this morning.

I actually think I might like this place. It feels like a brand-new-never-been-lived-in apartment.

Ok… I’m here… now what? 🎤 This thing on?