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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman
October 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A gentleman holds up a “no dictators” sign next to Pikachu and Cartman
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Mario Party: The Top 100 contains the unexpectedly profound test message "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." This is actually a quote from the 1999 film Fight Club.
August 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Mario Party: The Top 100 contains the unexpectedly profound test message "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." This is actually a quote from the 1999 film Fight Club.
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it is really funny that Elon Musk can't even win an argument on the website he owns with the AI he owns as arbitrator
August 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
it is really funny that Elon Musk can't even win an argument on the website he owns with the AI he owns as arbitrator
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love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you
July 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you
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getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands
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You have died of dysentery.
March 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You have died of dysentery.
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I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I do think it’s funny when the car companies are like “we may be divided but now more than ever, I think we can all agree: car ❤️”
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she's doing a noise set
February 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
she's doing a noise set
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a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever
January 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
a functioning opposition party that represented the working class could spike this photo in the end zone basically forever
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Great job to mark z you have invented this
January 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Great job to mark z you have invented this
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
Poppins is a good ass font
January 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Poppins is a good ass font
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every tech company in 2025
January 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
every tech company in 2025
Flow and Sonic 3 were very good
December 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Flow and Sonic 3 were very good
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Dreamcast is the coolest name for a video game console and nothing will ever top it.
December 23, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Dreamcast is the coolest name for a video game console and nothing will ever top it.
Installing a new screen protector and case really makes your two year old phone feel brand new
December 17, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Installing a new screen protector and case really makes your two year old phone feel brand new
Goddamn I love eating peanut butter sandwiches out of the freezer
December 17, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Goddamn I love eating peanut butter sandwiches out of the freezer