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doing a schizoanalysis of the maze on the back of this box of froot loops and now I know where they’re keeping my stolen organs
May 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
doing a schizoanalysis of the maze on the back of this box of froot loops and now I know where they’re keeping my stolen organs
let’s send Biden there for treatment
May 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
let’s send Biden there for treatment
playing Mario kart with gf and she keeps calling these guys “potato head men”
May 19, 2025 at 9:42 PM
playing Mario kart with gf and she keeps calling these guys “potato head men”
I can lift my hand using only my mind…
May 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I can lift my hand using only my mind…
doing a schizoanalysis of the maze on the back of this box of froot loops and now I know where they’re keeping my stolen organs
May 13, 2025 at 7:00 AM
doing a schizoanalysis of the maze on the back of this box of froot loops and now I know where they’re keeping my stolen organs
I did a “schizoanalysis” of Jimmy Fallon’s hand gestures during the tonight show and concluded that I must kill the mailman
May 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I did a “schizoanalysis” of Jimmy Fallon’s hand gestures during the tonight show and concluded that I must kill the mailman
bought the wrong ticket and accidentally went to Amsterdang. it’s hella cheap there but the weed SUCKS
May 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
bought the wrong ticket and accidentally went to Amsterdang. it’s hella cheap there but the weed SUCKS
I made a friend today! I made him out of meat 😊 specifically dolphin meat 🐬 he’s not a “dolphin” per se but he’s a classic gemini! ♊️he just doesn’t stop talking! 🗣️ talk talk talk talk talk ahaha he won’t shut the fuck UP! it’s actually really starting to drive me CRAZY!!!
May 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I made a friend today! I made him out of meat 😊 specifically dolphin meat 🐬 he’s not a “dolphin” per se but he’s a classic gemini! ♊️he just doesn’t stop talking! 🗣️ talk talk talk talk talk ahaha he won’t shut the fuck UP! it’s actually really starting to drive me CRAZY!!!
i’m sort of like a “Shopaholic” but for drinking booze
May 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i’m sort of like a “Shopaholic” but for drinking booze
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when the sigur ros guy sang "achoo" 12 times over an aching and hypnotic three chord progression that lasted long enough to make a whole pot of macaroni and cheese...I felt that
April 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
when the sigur ros guy sang "achoo" 12 times over an aching and hypnotic three chord progression that lasted long enough to make a whole pot of macaroni and cheese...I felt that
🎶do you belieeeve, we made a man out of meat / man out of meeeeat 🎶
April 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
🎶do you belieeeve, we made a man out of meat / man out of meeeeat 🎶
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I am apoplectic about this. The first thing you say about Ted Bundy is that he killed women, and then if you really feel like it you can talk about how charming he was or whatever. The first thing you say about RFK is that he’s pro-measles.
April 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I am apoplectic about this. The first thing you say about Ted Bundy is that he killed women, and then if you really feel like it you can talk about how charming he was or whatever. The first thing you say about RFK is that he’s pro-measles.
philosophers are always inventing concepts like “the blonkus” and then immediately saying stuff like “the existing scholarship does not systematically reckon with the category of the blonkus”
April 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
philosophers are always inventing concepts like “the blonkus” and then immediately saying stuff like “the existing scholarship does not systematically reckon with the category of the blonkus”
you dumb fucking motherfucker
We often look back on the seminal moments in our history and wonder "What would I have done?"
This is our moment. This is our time.
We must stand up. We must speak out. We must do everything we can to stop a President who has every intention of destroying our democracy.
This is our moment. This is our time.
We must stand up. We must speak out. We must do everything we can to stop a President who has every intention of destroying our democracy.
April 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
you dumb fucking motherfucker
I am too dimensional
April 8, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I am too dimensional
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We used to have Bob Eggs, Steve Nintendo, Johnny No Plane Crash. No we have no eggs, no Nintendo, many plane crash.
April 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
We used to have Bob Eggs, Steve Nintendo, Johnny No Plane Crash. No we have no eggs, no Nintendo, many plane crash.
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Nice emotional prison, dude! Is it of your own making?
April 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Nice emotional prison, dude! Is it of your own making?
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I honestly don't understand what the other guys trapped in the convection oven are complaining about. It's a dry heat, it's fine, it's the humidity that kills you.
April 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I honestly don't understand what the other guys trapped in the convection oven are complaining about. It's a dry heat, it's fine, it's the humidity that kills you.
I made a friend today! I made him out of meat 😊 specifically dolphin meat 🐬 he’s not a “dolphin” per se but he’s a classic gemini! ♊️he just doesn’t stop talking! 🗣️ talk talk talk talk talk ahaha he won’t shut the fuck UP! it’s actually really starting to drive me CRAZY!!!
April 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I made a friend today! I made him out of meat 😊 specifically dolphin meat 🐬 he’s not a “dolphin” per se but he’s a classic gemini! ♊️he just doesn’t stop talking! 🗣️ talk talk talk talk talk ahaha he won’t shut the fuck UP! it’s actually really starting to drive me CRAZY!!!
if you are a human being who makes mistakes you are a BAD person.
April 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
if you are a human being who makes mistakes you are a BAD person.
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i'm saying this with great vehemence and force: we must free him
April 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
i'm saying this with great vehemence and force: we must free him
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(Reducing my country’s economy by half a trillion dollars in three months) I am Mr deals
April 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
(Reducing my country’s economy by half a trillion dollars in three months) I am Mr deals