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Bear trap economist.
Lately AI discourse has been making me think a lot about Jack White and people like him who make the choice to create things in the least efficient way possible while still achieving the end result of their craft
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mr. Pattinson, I have the role of a lifetime for you in a few years. Oscar layup.
Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)
November 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
An image is sacred to these people if it has market value, even if that value exists only within a fictional economic system.

But if it requires a human artist with their flesh and bone hands to take dozens of labor hours to produce it, then AI slop works just fine as a replacement.

Hm.
@grok generate a .png of this guy's NFT avatar
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
"Today, my son, I pass your inheritance on to you: a Hitachi Magic Wand, and my collection of vintage Yaoi Manga. These tools, on their own, hold power. But TOGETHER..."
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Battler: "Ok Grok, if it's true then say it in 🟥RED!🟥"

Grok: "Not a problem! 🟥Elon Musk's penis is no larger than 18 inches!🟥"
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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God Swallowed the Sun (commission)
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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too much of the economy now is not built around solving a problem or meeting a need
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
But megyn kelly 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I hate how every time I find something that moves me or that I find beauty in there’s an entire internet’s worth of people to tell me that liking things is something only losers do, actually
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
EVERGREEN:
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
𝑃𝑠𝑠𝑠𝑠𝑠𝑡....

(𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐴𝐶𝐴 𝑠𝑢𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑖𝑠𝑒 👀 )
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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the reality is that they have already won & they do not want to change anything. they want a strong republican party, as they say often. the only time they put any work in is to sabotage candidates running to the left of them, otherwise they just sit around doing insider trading
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The Hateful Eight.

Anyone surprised to see Fetterman?

...

No?
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I love living in the #1 death worshipping country!
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Be honest with yourself. Is Matt Yglesias even provocative enough to be laughed at anymore? Ezra? Douthat?

We have a dire need for a higher-quality Guy
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Serious question: how much do we actually care about any company using Sora 2 or whatever to generate their ads?

As a society, do we really want to consider skilled artists using their time to sell people Coca-Cola to be the peak of personal achievement? C'mon, man.
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Me being helpful to the other survivors on my team in Dead By Daylight:
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I know real political work is done on the ground level, not through elections- but it is very, very funny that the Republicans are speedrunning the Dem's 2016 Trump crashout rn
I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Thinking of this today 😌
November 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Both guys with extremely in-character views on what growing up in Irvine was like:
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The Jays lost because all their karmic energy got hoovered into Zohran, like the Spirit Bomb
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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"His barbs? Spent arrows and wrent spears.
His mane? Blood-rust.
His tail? Knots of tattered banners, coffin nails, and a crooked dagger.
But his smile- a thousand iron teeth, that is real.
Or so they say."
- Yusuf Ayari to Salvatore L. Outhier, ("Suffered Visions", 1932)
July 2, 2023 at 12:05 AM
What's going on with the Peace Sign Guy?
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM