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Teacher in an Appalachian extraction colony. Probably herding cats and small dogs. Mountaineers are always exploited.
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I truly don’t understand the people who think teachers telling children how to run, hide, and fight during school shootings is normal but think a teacher acknowledging that someone has two moms or two dads is indoctrination.
August 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I truly don’t understand the people who think teachers telling children how to run, hide, and fight during school shootings is normal but think a teacher acknowledging that someone has two moms or two dads is indoctrination.
We planned to take my co-parent to lunch for Father’s Day tomorrow. It’s not happening because ICE raided his favorite restaurant today. In West Virginia. Because we’re so overrun by “illegals.”
I’m not complaining about our plans, but the absurdity and cruelty of the whole thing.
I’m not complaining about our plans, but the absurdity and cruelty of the whole thing.
June 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
We planned to take my co-parent to lunch for Father’s Day tomorrow. It’s not happening because ICE raided his favorite restaurant today. In West Virginia. Because we’re so overrun by “illegals.”
I’m not complaining about our plans, but the absurdity and cruelty of the whole thing.
I’m not complaining about our plans, but the absurdity and cruelty of the whole thing.
Found out today that one of my teaching team members thought Medicaid covered any abortions. She’s the only team member under 30. She’s also part of the less than 50% of our team who has never had to declare bankruptcy. Must be nice to float along in ignorant bliss.
May 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Found out today that one of my teaching team members thought Medicaid covered any abortions. She’s the only team member under 30. She’s also part of the less than 50% of our team who has never had to declare bankruptcy. Must be nice to float along in ignorant bliss.
One of U.S. Representatives from West Virginia’s grandsons apparently doesn’t know the Pledge of Allegiance.
May 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
One of U.S. Representatives from West Virginia’s grandsons apparently doesn’t know the Pledge of Allegiance.
I really need to know if @kristenarnett.bsky.social has seen the most recent episode of #pokerface
May 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I really need to know if @kristenarnett.bsky.social has seen the most recent episode of #pokerface
Trying to navigate heavy menstruation during perimenopause at a job when I can go to the restroom at 7am, 9:20, 11:30, and 3:15. 🩸 💀
May 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Trying to navigate heavy menstruation during perimenopause at a job when I can go to the restroom at 7am, 9:20, 11:30, and 3:15. 🩸 💀
The hyperpigmentation meme that recently resurged on TikTok gives me Punch and Judy flashbacks
May 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The hyperpigmentation meme that recently resurged on TikTok gives me Punch and Judy flashbacks
So a student in one of my classes kept playing noises from his iPad (not disrupting what we were actually doing). When he played a kind of clattering noise, another kid exclaimed, “ Why is that George Washington’s teeth?” 💀
April 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
So a student in one of my classes kept playing noises from his iPad (not disrupting what we were actually doing). When he played a kind of clattering noise, another kid exclaimed, “ Why is that George Washington’s teeth?” 💀
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The biggest farm in my area hires white kids at their stands and calls their seasonal field workers who come up from Mexico "farm guys". They are never pictured of course. Locals don't know who grows their food and are largely cheering for these "farm guys" to be disappeared.
April 8, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The biggest farm in my area hires white kids at their stands and calls their seasonal field workers who come up from Mexico "farm guys". They are never pictured of course. Locals don't know who grows their food and are largely cheering for these "farm guys" to be disappeared.
Just started The Bondsman, and it would be a lot funnier if he had to keep duct taping his throat to smoke. 💨
April 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Just started The Bondsman, and it would be a lot funnier if he had to keep duct taping his throat to smoke. 💨
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There are some glaring omissions here. Which is to say that:
Liberals hate acknowledging Black history too. Pokes holes in their “American exceptionalism” fantasies and wet dreams.
They just don’t like the methods 45 is using to try to erase it all, but they don’t disagree with his vision.
Liberals hate acknowledging Black history too. Pokes holes in their “American exceptionalism” fantasies and wet dreams.
They just don’t like the methods 45 is using to try to erase it all, but they don’t disagree with his vision.
March 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
There are some glaring omissions here. Which is to say that:
Liberals hate acknowledging Black history too. Pokes holes in their “American exceptionalism” fantasies and wet dreams.
They just don’t like the methods 45 is using to try to erase it all, but they don’t disagree with his vision.
Liberals hate acknowledging Black history too. Pokes holes in their “American exceptionalism” fantasies and wet dreams.
They just don’t like the methods 45 is using to try to erase it all, but they don’t disagree with his vision.
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we're deciding, at scale, that laws do not apply to republicans during an election cycle
Just before Musk's event in Green Bay tonight, the WI Supreme Court unanimously declined to bar him from handing out $1 million payments to voters
Wisconsin Supreme Court refuses to take case challenging Elon Musk's $1 million payments
The liberal-controlled Wisconsin Supreme Court has refused to hear a last-minute attempt by the state’s Democratic attorney general to stop billionaire Elon Musk from handing over $1 million checks to...
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March 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
we're deciding, at scale, that laws do not apply to republicans during an election cycle
My new neighbor’s name is Brock and he’s flying an extremely large American flag, so I’m sure this is going to be lovely.
March 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
My new neighbor’s name is Brock and he’s flying an extremely large American flag, so I’m sure this is going to be lovely.
Watching the Tennessee and Texas women’s basketball game, but I think I’m having some auditory sensitivity - the shoes squeaking on the floor is almost intolerable.
March 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Watching the Tennessee and Texas women’s basketball game, but I think I’m having some auditory sensitivity - the shoes squeaking on the floor is almost intolerable.
They’re going to take this down, and that’s how I know the apocalypse will be incredibly boring.
March 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
They’re going to take this down, and that’s how I know the apocalypse will be incredibly boring.
My mother is trying to convince me that Yemeni pirates are taking over Greek island cruises, so I’ve really given up hope that anyone can read and make rational decisions.
March 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
My mother is trying to convince me that Yemeni pirates are taking over Greek island cruises, so I’ve really given up hope that anyone can read and make rational decisions.
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My latest conspiracy theory is that the NCAA women’s basketball announcers are annoyingly pro-Ohio State because it’s J.D. Vance’s Alma mater.
March 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
My latest conspiracy theory is that the NCAA women’s basketball announcers are annoyingly pro-Ohio State because it’s J.D. Vance’s Alma mater.
Does anyone else have a mostly offline friend who sends you things more than a year later? Yes, I also love the goth club fruit bats!
March 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Does anyone else have a mostly offline friend who sends you things more than a year later? Yes, I also love the goth club fruit bats!
You know what the 80s were like? Tabloids ran a story about people catching AIDS from kissing the Blarney Stone. Taking a factual health class in the early 90s was lifesaving.
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You know what the 80s were like? Tabloids ran a story about people catching AIDS from kissing the Blarney Stone. Taking a factual health class in the early 90s was lifesaving.
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Anyone who tells you “we need to run government like a business” is secretly calculating how much your organs will sell for after they repossess your house
March 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Anyone who tells you “we need to run government like a business” is secretly calculating how much your organs will sell for after they repossess your house
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We could've actually prosecuted the insurrectionist for insurrection and not ignored the 14th Amendment. Then we'd still have an education department and elon musk would be in a k-hole somewhere and we wouldn't have to see his fuckin face all the time.
March 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We could've actually prosecuted the insurrectionist for insurrection and not ignored the 14th Amendment. Then we'd still have an education department and elon musk would be in a k-hole somewhere and we wouldn't have to see his fuckin face all the time.
I made my judgment about 6-7 years ago when my most obnoxious co-worker bought a Tesla.
Sorry, folks. All the "I bought this before I knew he was evil" bumper stickers in the world can't take the MAGA stench off your Model Y
March 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I made my judgment about 6-7 years ago when my most obnoxious co-worker bought a Tesla.
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Word? Presenting Orlando Jones in ‘American Gods’:
March 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Word? Presenting Orlando Jones in ‘American Gods’: