Showtime at the El Sleazo
@scottstoothpick.bsky.social
Teacher in an Appalachian extraction colony. Probably herding cats and small dogs. Mountaineers are always exploited.
One of U.S. Representatives from West Virginia’s grandsons apparently doesn’t know the Pledge of Allegiance.
May 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
One of U.S. Representatives from West Virginia’s grandsons apparently doesn’t know the Pledge of Allegiance.
They’re going to take this down, and that’s how I know the apocalypse will be incredibly boring.
March 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
They’re going to take this down, and that’s how I know the apocalypse will be incredibly boring.
A little, round guy snacking outside my classroom window
March 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A little, round guy snacking outside my classroom window
My late sister’s bestie turned 40 today, and she wore my sis’ heels to her birthday dinner. 😢💕
January 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My late sister’s bestie turned 40 today, and she wore my sis’ heels to her birthday dinner. 😢💕
This really is my most benign unpopular opinion. I hate golden retrievers! It used to be a dislike of pepperoni rolls, but then I had some good ones.
January 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
This really is my most benign unpopular opinion. I hate golden retrievers! It used to be a dislike of pepperoni rolls, but then I had some good ones.
See an old cartoon, quote it with another old cartoon (couldn’t even find a gif).
December 27, 2024 at 6:06 AM
See an old cartoon, quote it with another old cartoon (couldn’t even find a gif).
Interesting day at work today. Got to practice my poker face.
December 18, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Interesting day at work today. Got to practice my poker face.
Saw this lil’ guy on the back of a high school auditorium seat today. The lines make me think of something by @pantspants.bsky.social. Clearly a budding classical artist.
December 15, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Saw this lil’ guy on the back of a high school auditorium seat today. The lines make me think of something by @pantspants.bsky.social. Clearly a budding classical artist.
We always kept Annie’s hair short. She adored my older daughter.
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
We always kept Annie’s hair short. She adored my older daughter.
Here’s a Skinny Maine Cat
November 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Here’s a Skinny Maine Cat
I’d buy this place and turn it into a local history museum / book shop.
November 25, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I’d buy this place and turn it into a local history museum / book shop.
I heard her barking and thought she was trapped in my bedroom…
March 18, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I heard her barking and thought she was trapped in my bedroom…
Stuff like this is why I keep checking back in on what happening in the bad place.
February 26, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Stuff like this is why I keep checking back in on what happening in the bad place.
The smaller sister is the one that acts like a classic chihuahua.
February 25, 2024 at 7:45 PM
The smaller sister is the one that acts like a classic chihuahua.
Dress for the job you want
February 11, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Dress for the job you want
One lonely jalapeño
February 3, 2024 at 11:44 PM
One lonely jalapeño
Tiny’s enjoying the new electric blanket on this snowy day.
January 16, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Tiny’s enjoying the new electric blanket on this snowy day.
It’s hard to walk a block from the bus stop in 50 degree weather. 🙄
January 11, 2024 at 8:35 PM
It’s hard to walk a block from the bus stop in 50 degree weather. 🙄
Mr. Jacob Banjo finds the boxes.
January 1, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Mr. Jacob Banjo finds the boxes.
My mom’s weird little dog in her sock is definitely channeling an awkward character from a series about wizards written by a transphobe who shall not be named.
December 19, 2023 at 8:08 PM
My mom’s weird little dog in her sock is definitely channeling an awkward character from a series about wizards written by a transphobe who shall not be named.
So this happened in less than 20 minutes!
December 18, 2023 at 7:31 PM
So this happened in less than 20 minutes!
This is the material they’re using (I’ve used this site before in my own classroom), but reading the student’s’ anonymous submissions tells me that only about 1/2 of those who submitted actually understood. 😬
December 7, 2023 at 7:58 PM
This is the material they’re using (I’ve used this site before in my own classroom), but reading the student’s’ anonymous submissions tells me that only about 1/2 of those who submitted actually understood. 😬
Middle school apparently means that instead of inviting families, they invite the cops.
November 17, 2023 at 12:18 AM
Middle school apparently means that instead of inviting families, they invite the cops.
