Scott Gruenewald
@scottgruenewald.bsky.social
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Did you know that this is how you spell beaucoup bucks?
Learning German pro tip - if you enjoy American football, Netflix has today’s games available with German announcers
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Learning German pro tip - if you enjoy American football, Netflix has today’s games available with German announcers
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Andrew Tate looked cream crackered by round 4 of whatever that was. We should just make a new boxing division called "Media Personalities who could do with a slap"
December 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Andrew Tate looked cream crackered by round 4 of whatever that was. We should just make a new boxing division called "Media Personalities who could do with a slap"
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Can’t wait to deport Tom Homan back to his swamp so he can get back to practicing pop song covers with Donkey and Puss
September 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Can’t wait to deport Tom Homan back to his swamp so he can get back to practicing pop song covers with Donkey and Puss
I’m so Python-brained I don’t even think of cute bears anymore whenever I see the the word “pandas”
August 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m so Python-brained I don’t even think of cute bears anymore whenever I see the the word “pandas”
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Motherfucking wind farms…
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Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.
July 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just to accurately lay out the course of events, people were yelling at him because his auto-responding robot that was trained on Twitter’s userbase still displayed — against all odds — a modicum of empathy. He then made the robot speak like him and within hours it was calling itself Mechahitler.
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taking my Work Brain out my skull and swapping it with my (much smaller) Night Brain from the fridge
June 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
taking my Work Brain out my skull and swapping it with my (much smaller) Night Brain from the fridge
As someone who once took a Masters level international relations class on nuclear weapons, it is deeply concerning everyone is learning about the IAEA now. Nobody should know about the IAEA.
June 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
As someone who once took a Masters level international relations class on nuclear weapons, it is deeply concerning everyone is learning about the IAEA now. Nobody should know about the IAEA.
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From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
June 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
From Hunter S. Thompson’s ESPN page 2 column one week after 9/11.
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If you refer to an album released when I was a teenager as a "classic rock album" I'll hunt you for sport
June 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If you refer to an album released when I was a teenager as a "classic rock album" I'll hunt you for sport
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Next Democratic president should just ignore the immunity decision and prosecute Trump. If John Roberts doesn't like it he can bust Trump out himself like Assata Shakur.
Trump is now directing ICE to focus on Democratic-led cities such as Los Angeles, Chicago and New York:
June 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Next Democratic president should just ignore the immunity decision and prosecute Trump. If John Roberts doesn't like it he can bust Trump out himself like Assata Shakur.
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It's pretty telling that the second part of the "Mamdani is a danger to Jewish new yorkers" pitch is always "so vote for sexual harasser shitbag Italian Catholic Andrew Cuomo" and not "so vote for Jewish Progressive Brad Lander"
June 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It's pretty telling that the second part of the "Mamdani is a danger to Jewish new yorkers" pitch is always "so vote for sexual harasser shitbag Italian Catholic Andrew Cuomo" and not "so vote for Jewish Progressive Brad Lander"
On the bright side, counter culture music was better during the war on terror
June 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
On the bright side, counter culture music was better during the war on terror
If they re-released Guitar Hero on PS-5, with all the songs, that would probably sell. I’d buy one. I miss it.
June 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If they re-released Guitar Hero on PS-5, with all the songs, that would probably sell. I’d buy one. I miss it.
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We call this Solutions Journalism: helping the search for what can work.
Gift link:
One Community Took a Radical Approach to Fighting Addiction. It’s Working.
www.wsj.com/health/drug-...
Gift link:
One Community Took a Radical Approach to Fighting Addiction. It’s Working.
www.wsj.com/health/drug-...
One Community Took a Radical Approach to Fighting Addiction. It’s Working.
The drops astounded public officials and health experts, who traveled across the country to learn the formula and replicate it.
www.wsj.com
June 15, 2025 at 10:59 AM
We call this Solutions Journalism: helping the search for what can work.
Gift link:
One Community Took a Radical Approach to Fighting Addiction. It’s Working.
www.wsj.com/health/drug-...
Gift link:
One Community Took a Radical Approach to Fighting Addiction. It’s Working.
www.wsj.com/health/drug-...
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Dude's wanted a military parade for himself for years and he finally makes it happen and turnout is worse than at a medium sized city's farmers market on a rainy day while like 2% of the entire country went out to protest his bullshit
June 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Dude's wanted a military parade for himself for years and he finally makes it happen and turnout is worse than at a medium sized city's farmers market on a rainy day while like 2% of the entire country went out to protest his bullshit
BREAKING: United States
June 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
BREAKING: United States
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
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Seeing people can only understand society through pop culture references:
June 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Seeing people can only understand society through pop culture references:
There’s always money in the Made in America Banana Stand
June 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
There’s always money in the Made in America Banana Stand
If I were ever in charge, I would re-re name Fort Liberty, build a Taco Bell on it, and dedicate the toilet to Hegseth.
Harvey Milk served his country honorably — first in uniform, then in public office.
Taking his name off this Navy ship sends a clear message, and it’s one of disrespect and cruelty.
Taking his name off this Navy ship sends a clear message, and it’s one of disrespect and cruelty.
June 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If I were ever in charge, I would re-re name Fort Liberty, build a Taco Bell on it, and dedicate the toilet to Hegseth.
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One way of thinking about it is, why wouldn’t *I* use ChatGPT to write a paper?
1. It’s a matter of self-respect.
2. I believe my writing says something basic about who I am.
3. I believe research and writing are valuable activities.
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1. It’s a matter of self-respect.
2. I believe my writing says something basic about who I am.
3. I believe research and writing are valuable activities.
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June 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One way of thinking about it is, why wouldn’t *I* use ChatGPT to write a paper?
1. It’s a matter of self-respect.
2. I believe my writing says something basic about who I am.
3. I believe research and writing are valuable activities.
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1. It’s a matter of self-respect.
2. I believe my writing says something basic about who I am.
3. I believe research and writing are valuable activities.
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I don't want to see a single person saying this was warranted by the carnage in Gaza, that this was for Palestinians.
I am a Palestinian person and I do not want senseless acts of terror committed in my name. I don't want Jewish organizations to need extra security because of fear of violence.
I am a Palestinian person and I do not want senseless acts of terror committed in my name. I don't want Jewish organizations to need extra security because of fear of violence.
June 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don't want to see a single person saying this was warranted by the carnage in Gaza, that this was for Palestinians.
I am a Palestinian person and I do not want senseless acts of terror committed in my name. I don't want Jewish organizations to need extra security because of fear of violence.
I am a Palestinian person and I do not want senseless acts of terror committed in my name. I don't want Jewish organizations to need extra security because of fear of violence.