Scott Dolan
@scottadolan.bsky.social
Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.
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Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Jack Black issuing a statement saying that Patton Oswalt and Sarah Kendzior are no longer a part of Tenacious D
Leftovers pizza night.
1. Clam and arugula
2. Various meats and various cheeses, including bleu d’auvergne and goat.
1. Clam and arugula
2. Various meats and various cheeses, including bleu d’auvergne and goat.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Leftovers pizza night.
1. Clam and arugula
2. Various meats and various cheeses, including bleu d’auvergne and goat.
1. Clam and arugula
2. Various meats and various cheeses, including bleu d’auvergne and goat.
I log on to Twitter once a month to let Urp know I still love him.
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I log on to Twitter once a month to let Urp know I still love him.
Stephen Nessen, doing the weather on WNYC rn:
“It’s 49 degrees, but it feels a *lot* colder, like 46.”
“It’s 49 degrees, but it feels a *lot* colder, like 46.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Stephen Nessen, doing the weather on WNYC rn:
“It’s 49 degrees, but it feels a *lot* colder, like 46.”
“It’s 49 degrees, but it feels a *lot* colder, like 46.”
How do I throw the mouse case people off a cliff too?
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
How do I throw the mouse case people off a cliff too?
Dreamed Marc Maron asked me to watch his store for an afternoon. All sorts of unforeseen problems arose. Some Dominicans wanted to use a “local informal currency” to pay. I wasn’t sure. They had five 100 unit bills, which were actually doormats that said “Esta tienda vende productos Dominicanos.”
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dreamed Marc Maron asked me to watch his store for an afternoon. All sorts of unforeseen problems arose. Some Dominicans wanted to use a “local informal currency” to pay. I wasn’t sure. They had five 100 unit bills, which were actually doormats that said “Esta tienda vende productos Dominicanos.”
My doctor gave me sleeping pills, he told me to take them whenever I wake up. I feel this is disrespectful to me.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My doctor gave me sleeping pills, he told me to take them whenever I wake up. I feel this is disrespectful to me.
If it tastes like a pelt
Or an old leather belt
That’s Umami!
Or an old leather belt
That’s Umami!
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If it tastes like a pelt
Or an old leather belt
That’s Umami!
Or an old leather belt
That’s Umami!
Somehow the fact that he called his memoir “unfettered” is more annoying than anything else.
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Somehow the fact that he called his memoir “unfettered” is more annoying than anything else.
Not sure this new WNYC news person who just pronounced the Intrepid Museum “IN-tra-ped” is actually from New York.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Not sure this new WNYC news person who just pronounced the Intrepid Museum “IN-tra-ped” is actually from New York.
Reminiscing with a friend about Dominican and Cuban restaurants on the UWS that we used to go to.
November 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reminiscing with a friend about Dominican and Cuban restaurants on the UWS that we used to go to.
More than one thing in my kitchen rn smells like bad farts.
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
More than one thing in my kitchen rn smells like bad farts.
*loss aversion Jeff Foxworthy voice*
if your working mattress is on top of your non-working mattress…
if your working mattress is on top of your non-working mattress…
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
*loss aversion Jeff Foxworthy voice*
if your working mattress is on top of your non-working mattress…
if your working mattress is on top of your non-working mattress…
I don’t think people say “conniption” enough these days.
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I don’t think people say “conniption” enough these days.
Heard in street:
(Extreme vocal fry)
I loooove tiki bars.
(Extreme vocal fry)
I loooove tiki bars.
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Heard in street:
(Extreme vocal fry)
I loooove tiki bars.
(Extreme vocal fry)
I loooove tiki bars.
Can someone explain this Rao’s place to me?
November 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Can someone explain this Rao’s place to me?
I can tell this Voodoo Lady solo is Deaner.
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I can tell this Voodoo Lady solo is Deaner.
I have a Soul Coughing song in my head, but I am trying to rid myself of it, because that dude is a fat-headed right-wing boob.
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I have a Soul Coughing song in my head, but I am trying to rid myself of it, because that dude is a fat-headed right-wing boob.
After we get rid of Schumer and Jeffries, I propose we go after New York Magazine next.
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
After we get rid of Schumer and Jeffries, I propose we go after New York Magazine next.
What’s the over/under on Alex Karp trying to have Michael Burry killed?
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
What’s the over/under on Alex Karp trying to have Michael Burry killed?
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Dershowitz come through
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Dershowitz come through
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM