Scott Dolan
@scottadolan.bsky.social
Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.
Leftovers pizza night.
1. Clam and arugula
2. Various meats and various cheeses, including bleu d’auvergne and goat.
1. Clam and arugula
2. Various meats and various cheeses, including bleu d’auvergne and goat.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Leftovers pizza night.
1. Clam and arugula
2. Various meats and various cheeses, including bleu d’auvergne and goat.
1. Clam and arugula
2. Various meats and various cheeses, including bleu d’auvergne and goat.
I log on to Twitter once a month to let Urp know I still love him.
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I log on to Twitter once a month to let Urp know I still love him.
After we get rid of Schumer and Jeffries, I propose we go after New York Magazine next.
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
After we get rid of Schumer and Jeffries, I propose we go after New York Magazine next.
Poly market is some kind of bullshit.
November 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Poly market is some kind of bullshit.
“Heard it the other day and I couldn’t finish it.”
(Yes it’s Frankie Teardrop.)
This guy is extremely annoying. Stealing Tom’s shit, smh.
(Yes it’s Frankie Teardrop.)
This guy is extremely annoying. Stealing Tom’s shit, smh.
October 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Heard it the other day and I couldn’t finish it.”
(Yes it’s Frankie Teardrop.)
This guy is extremely annoying. Stealing Tom’s shit, smh.
(Yes it’s Frankie Teardrop.)
This guy is extremely annoying. Stealing Tom’s shit, smh.
Holy shit are these not a replacement for cheez-its
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Holy shit are these not a replacement for cheez-its
I got the decrepit right, but the beard is kinda ruining it for me. #RobertSmith
October 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I got the decrepit right, but the beard is kinda ruining it for me. #RobertSmith
Come Monday morning …
October 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Come Monday morning …
One of the most perfect album covers.
October 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
One of the most perfect album covers.
For some reason almost all AI companies’ logos look like buttholes, but Anthropic’s Claude is perhaps the best.
October 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
For some reason almost all AI companies’ logos look like buttholes, but Anthropic’s Claude is perhaps the best.
Someone’s getting cute with the connections today.
October 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Someone’s getting cute with the connections today.
I’m into luxury, because I am a high class person. So I order my delivery food with BOTH lids.
October 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I’m into luxury, because I am a high class person. So I order my delivery food with BOTH lids.
The kind of language that trustworthy people always use.
October 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The kind of language that trustworthy people always use.
In related, but not closely related, news:
October 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In related, but not closely related, news:
This record has so many great rougher takes that really shine.
September 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This record has so many great rougher takes that really shine.
Tagged for “self-harm.”
September 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Tagged for “self-harm.”
Incandescent boobs have been rendered quaint.
September 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Incandescent boobs have been rendered quaint.
I’m expressing my thoughts in French!!
September 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m expressing my thoughts in French!!
Turns out me and this guy have some wildly divergent ideas on hot sauce theory. And probably olive oil theory as well.
September 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Turns out me and this guy have some wildly divergent ideas on hot sauce theory. And probably olive oil theory as well.
Probably not @thespr3.com level, but pretty good for me!
September 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Probably not @thespr3.com level, but pretty good for me!