Scott Dolan
@scottadolan.bsky.social
Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.
Next state over, I know, but no way those Slint boys didn’t have at least a passing familiarity with Mr. Eggleston’s work.
January 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Next state over, I know, but no way those Slint boys didn’t have at least a passing familiarity with Mr. Eggleston’s work.
Get in loser.
Bill Eggleston at David Zwirner.
Bill Eggleston at David Zwirner.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Get in loser.
Bill Eggleston at David Zwirner.
Bill Eggleston at David Zwirner.
I like Germans. But let’s be serious: they eat too much bread.
January 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I like Germans. But let’s be serious: they eat too much bread.
Suddenly Last Summer playing in the Dollar Store.
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Suddenly Last Summer playing in the Dollar Store.
Once I was in David Koch’s house. I didn’t find the John Singer Sargent painting he supposedly had, but I did see a painting of some Indians in a canoe.
January 17, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Once I was in David Koch’s house. I didn’t find the John Singer Sargent painting he supposedly had, but I did see a painting of some Indians in a canoe.
Going to Home Depot. What do I need, but don’t realize that I need?
January 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Going to Home Depot. What do I need, but don’t realize that I need?
Read Norwegian!
Larry digs Swedes!
Weird set of things to say.
Larry digs Swedes!
Weird set of things to say.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Read Norwegian!
Larry digs Swedes!
Weird set of things to say.
Larry digs Swedes!
Weird set of things to say.
Chairman Lmfao
You guys can use that one.
You guys can use that one.
January 17, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Chairman Lmfao
You guys can use that one.
You guys can use that one.
I put mushroom powder in my coffee and it tastes like the 6-hours-on-the-Braun drip coffee I used to drink in the studio.
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I put mushroom powder in my coffee and it tastes like the 6-hours-on-the-Braun drip coffee I used to drink in the studio.
Artists, what are your go-to colors? I have Paynes Grey, Alizarine Crimson and Indian Yellow on every palette. How about you?
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Artists, what are your go-to colors? I have Paynes Grey, Alizarine Crimson and Indian Yellow on every palette. How about you?
Anecdotally I can say that Morgan Wallen is pressing fewer records than he was a year ago. So that’s some kind of good sign I guess.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Anecdotally I can say that Morgan Wallen is pressing fewer records than he was a year ago. So that’s some kind of good sign I guess.
“Nobody’s talking about (the thing I’m always talking about)!”
January 16, 2026 at 4:21 PM
“Nobody’s talking about (the thing I’m always talking about)!”
I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze — theonion.com/im-like-a-ch...
I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze
Did you ever know a "chocoholic"? One of those folks who just can’t get enough chocolate? I bet there’s at least one in your home or workplace. At my house, it’s my wife Emily. She’s got to have her l...
theonion.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze — theonion.com/im-like-a-ch...
My most-used brush. They didn’t cost this much when I bought them.
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
My most-used brush. They didn’t cost this much when I bought them.
Verket er mystisk og viktig.
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Verket er mystisk og viktig.
After a couple days of 50° or whatever, 27° feels quite cold to me. Sad.
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
After a couple days of 50° or whatever, 27° feels quite cold to me. Sad.
We’re probably going to eventually find out that Jonathan Ross also went to my high school.
January 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
We’re probably going to eventually find out that Jonathan Ross also went to my high school.
People that fear diarrhea value control over creativity. #BathroomMusings
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
People that fear diarrhea value control over creativity. #BathroomMusings
John Lurie painted a ghost on stilts and I can’t tell you how pissed I am that I didn’t think of that first.
January 15, 2026 at 1:10 PM
John Lurie painted a ghost on stilts and I can’t tell you how pissed I am that I didn’t think of that first.
Dreamt I was making copies in an unfamiliar basement copy shop. Made 50 (48, actually) double-sided pages on pink legal, and they charged me $300, which is outrageous. An argument ensued, punctuated by a couple of office gals who resembled Morgan Fairchild trying to “goose” me in a lighthearted way.
January 15, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Dreamt I was making copies in an unfamiliar basement copy shop. Made 50 (48, actually) double-sided pages on pink legal, and they charged me $300, which is outrageous. An argument ensued, punctuated by a couple of office gals who resembled Morgan Fairchild trying to “goose” me in a lighthearted way.
Dilbert is obviously a satanic figure.
January 14, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Dilbert is obviously a satanic figure.
Fartschronisity in the TL.
January 14, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Fartschronisity in the TL.
Reposted by Scott Dolan
Garfbert 2014.07.07
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Garfbert 2014.07.07
Ein Dybbik isst nicht.
January 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Ein Dybbik isst nicht.