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“I saw everything,” said Frog. “You did very well by yourself.”

“I did not,” said Toad. “But there is one thing that I can do all by myself.”

“What is that?” asked Frog.

“I can go home,” said Toad. “Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Cannot emphasize this enough.

On the whole, police don’t solve crimes for shit, and they don’t prevent crimes for shit. They are actively bad at both. The average Law & Order fan would be stunned to tears after following around real cops for a day.
July 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:
March 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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March 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Helpful!
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Americans:
January 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Make sure you buy banned books. Get a library card and borrow banned books. Read banned books.
January 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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We are so back.
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Google is free.
Library got plenty of books.
And still yall dumb.
That’s crazy.
January 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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It is, once again, the dumbest day in American history
January 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Trump on Elon Musk: "He knows those computers better than anybody. All those computers. Those vote-counting computers. And we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide."
January 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The real gaslighting was all the gay anthems they danced to along the way.
Trump does the double jerk dance as the Village People perform "YMCA" live
January 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Also can anyone explain how someone who isn’t even inaugurated yet is controlling things like this?
January 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Trump: "As of today, TikTok is back! ... we won the youth vote by 36 points. So I like TikTok." (The number Trump cites here is made up)
January 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Reading books about dystopian societies in order to distract me from the one I’ve been living in 🤓
January 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Clipping its wings and putting it in a cage… 💔
I knew it. Tik Tok will never be the same. That beautiful algorithm that mysteriously drew like-minded ppl together, no matter where they were from, will be changed. It's like clipping the wings of a flying bird. I'm so disheartened.
January 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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"My Shaylaaaa" was really the perfect last trending sound for the death of Tiktok 😭
January 19, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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TikTok helped millions of disabled people learn about conditions they might have, learn how to navigate medical care and billing bullshit, and find beauty in disability culture. It also was a source of income for many. This is an enormous loss, especially for those who are homebound. 1/3
January 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Fucking TikTok saved Barnes and Noble.

They were headed outta here and #booktok saved them.

Do you realize how much power that is?
January 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Meanwhile Chuck Schumer told Biden that signing the legislation to ban the app would cost Democrats politically WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY VOTING FOR THE APP TO BE BANNED.

Fork-tongued fiends
Apparently, AOC said in the hearing to ban TikTok, there was little to know evidence presented and all the legislators were confused why the app was uniquely being presented as a threat.
January 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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As a Canadian I still have access to TikTok and will describe what's happening there for the low low price of $10.00CAD per minute.
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM