Scott Hoberg
@scoberg.bsky.social
Cincinnati attorney. Posts aren’t legal advice. Whatever we call retweets on here aren’t endorsements. I will annoy you during baseball season.
I used to think that no Fordham graduate could do a worse thing to a politician than what G. Gordon Liddy did. Then I saw RFK Jr.’s poem to Olivia Nuzzi.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I used to think that no Fordham graduate could do a worse thing to a politician than what G. Gordon Liddy did. Then I saw RFK Jr.’s poem to Olivia Nuzzi.
Somewhere in a clubhouse near a golf course in Florida, Brian Kelly is trying on a Stetson hat, staring into a mirror, and repeatedly saying “Gig ‘Em” while “Northeast Texas Women” plays in the background on his iPhone.
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Somewhere in a clubhouse near a golf course in Florida, Brian Kelly is trying on a Stetson hat, staring into a mirror, and repeatedly saying “Gig ‘Em” while “Northeast Texas Women” plays in the background on his iPhone.
Elko immediately turning into Jimbo Fisher once he gets his guaranteed money is what makes the aTm Aggies the aTm Aggies.
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Elko immediately turning into Jimbo Fisher once he gets his guaranteed money is what makes the aTm Aggies the aTm Aggies.
November 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It’s not THAT the Bengals lost, it’s HOW they lost that makes it high comedy.
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s not THAT the Bengals lost, it’s HOW they lost that makes it high comedy.
Way too much time with this defense though.
November 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Way too much time with this defense though.
If your defense gets faked out on a flea flicker twice on the same drive, it is less elite than Joe Flacco.
November 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If your defense gets faked out on a flea flicker twice on the same drive, it is less elite than Joe Flacco.
Coach Biff Poggi of the LSU Tigers
Kelly to LSU was and always will be one of the oddest matches ever. At 34-14 maybe he could survive if he was quirky like Miles or Orgeron and not a complete and total grump
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Coach Biff Poggi of the LSU Tigers
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October 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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It truly is amazing how the Bengals found a way to make their defense even worse than last year.
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It truly is amazing how the Bengals found a way to make their defense even worse than last year.
Live look in at James Franklin’s seat right now on College Gameday as they go over all his failures as a coach:
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Live look in at James Franklin’s seat right now on College Gameday as they go over all his failures as a coach:
It took 20 years, but Jean Schmidt’s floor speech on John Murtha is no longer the most embarrassing thing to come out of the Second District of Ohio.
Politico ganked my scoop 😭😭😭😭
October 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It took 20 years, but Jean Schmidt’s floor speech on John Murtha is no longer the most embarrassing thing to come out of the Second District of Ohio.
There’s that Bengals defense that we’ve been waiting to see for a few weeks.
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
There’s that Bengals defense that we’ve been waiting to see for a few weeks.
In his defense, James Franklin was the most successful and best coach in PSU football history.
Of course, when one of your coaches spent decades covering up child sexual abuse, that’s a pretty low bar to clear.
Of course, when one of your coaches spent decades covering up child sexual abuse, that’s a pretty low bar to clear.
October 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
In his defense, James Franklin was the most successful and best coach in PSU football history.
Of course, when one of your coaches spent decades covering up child sexual abuse, that’s a pretty low bar to clear.
Of course, when one of your coaches spent decades covering up child sexual abuse, that’s a pretty low bar to clear.
Whaddya know. It turns out you have to crap your pants two weeks in a row to be fired at Penn State.
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Whaddya know. It turns out you have to crap your pants two weeks in a row to be fired at Penn State.
As a Cincinnatian, I contend that this should put you on a TSA no-fly list.
Easting my Skyline Breakfast Chilito before getting on a plane.
October 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
As a Cincinnatian, I contend that this should put you on a TSA no-fly list.
Trap. Game. James.
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Trap. Game. James.
I probably should watch more movies. Mainly because I need to find other answers than “Woody Allen’s ‘Annie Hall’ and Roman Polanski’s ‘Chinatown’” when I’m asked what are my favorite films.
October 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I probably should watch more movies. Mainly because I need to find other answers than “Woody Allen’s ‘Annie Hall’ and Roman Polanski’s ‘Chinatown’” when I’m asked what are my favorite films.
Mount Healthy 12
Cincinnati 3
Cincinnati 3
October 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Mount Healthy 12
Cincinnati 3
Cincinnati 3
I swear, the Lions covering as 9.5 point favorites was the lock of the weekend.
October 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I swear, the Lions covering as 9.5 point favorites was the lock of the weekend.
It really isn’t fair that the Bengals have a 40 second play clock and it takes Zac Taylor’s brain, on average, 45 seconds to decide what play to call.
October 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It really isn’t fair that the Bengals have a 40 second play clock and it takes Zac Taylor’s brain, on average, 45 seconds to decide what play to call.
If the Bengals really give it a go in the final two minutes of the second quarter, they may be able to hit 75 yards of offense in the fist half.
October 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
If the Bengals really give it a go in the final two minutes of the second quarter, they may be able to hit 75 yards of offense in the fist half.
Death. Taxes. Dan Dakich saying something embarrassingly racist.
October 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Death. Taxes. Dan Dakich saying something embarrassingly racist.