Scott Hoberg
@scoberg.bsky.social
Cincinnati attorney. Posts aren’t legal advice. Whatever we call retweets on here aren’t endorsements. I will annoy you during baseball season.
Live look in at James Franklin’s seat right now on College Gameday as they go over all his failures as a coach:
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Live look in at James Franklin’s seat right now on College Gameday as they go over all his failures as a coach:
Whaddya know. It turns out you have to crap your pants two weeks in a row to be fired at Penn State.
October 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Whaddya know. It turns out you have to crap your pants two weeks in a row to be fired at Penn State.
“GET IN LOSER, IT’S TIME TO GET SWEPT BY PITTSBURGH!”
September 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“GET IN LOSER, IT’S TIME TO GET SWEPT BY PITTSBURGH!”
Recurring theme this week.
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Recurring theme this week.
My vote for governor next year will be based on which candidate promises to declare August 19 as tHom Brennaman Day.
September 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My vote for governor next year will be based on which candidate promises to declare August 19 as tHom Brennaman Day.
Telling me things I don’t already know.
August 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Telling me things I don’t already know.
I will dip some green beans in Dr. Pepper tonight in his honor.
April 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I will dip some green beans in Dr. Pepper tonight in his honor.
Bengals out here potentially going with the offensive guard version of Kenny Powers.
April 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Bengals out here potentially going with the offensive guard version of Kenny Powers.
“It’s going to be a wonderful Wednes . . . Oh FFS”
March 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
“It’s going to be a wonderful Wednes . . . Oh FFS”
Buena Park has come a long way in 40 years.
March 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Buena Park has come a long way in 40 years.
What I think when I see “LOPES” on GCU’s jerseys:
March 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
What I think when I see “LOPES” on GCU’s jerseys:
I completely forgot this was a movie that someone actually made 23 years ago.
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I completely forgot this was a movie that someone actually made 23 years ago.
Nineteen year old me seeing Sean Casey in a Fordham hoodie would be absolutely freaking out right now.
March 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Nineteen year old me seeing Sean Casey in a Fordham hoodie would be absolutely freaking out right now.
This is always said in February before someone tears their labrum in April.
February 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This is always said in February before someone tears their labrum in April.
The Jeff Austin line from this game still lives rent free in my head.
January 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Jeff Austin line from this game still lives rent free in my head.
Still need a Buddy.
January 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Still need a Buddy.
A breakdown on the Reds payroll given the Gavin Lux acquisition and Jeimer Candelario signing:
January 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A breakdown on the Reds payroll given the Gavin Lux acquisition and Jeimer Candelario signing:
Don’t tell me this is not the face of a guy who plays four dimensional chess.
January 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Don’t tell me this is not the face of a guy who plays four dimensional chess.
Still the GOAT when it comes to cold weather celebrations
December 22, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Still the GOAT when it comes to cold weather celebrations
Here’s how: a team other than the Reds will give him that money.
December 13, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Here’s how: a team other than the Reds will give him that money.