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Schwerny
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Don’t play mind checkers with me I ain’t in the mood, play actual checkers with me cause I don’t know chess
Hungry hungry hippos for Xbox One gameplay I bet there’s none of that
December 2, 2023 at 12:40 AM
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You expect me to believe that EVERY stage magician is just fooling us with simple tricks?? Come on. Some of them must have powers
November 25, 2023 at 4:14 AM
Are there people on here with like 100k posts yet lol
November 25, 2023 at 7:46 AM
And that’s a wrap! Another Black Friday down super chill this year I was in the back the whole time
November 25, 2023 at 7:45 AM
Got through the first half of retail hell week mostly unscathed
November 23, 2023 at 2:49 AM
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Well I consider myself something of a free speech absolutist, by which I mean [opens mouth and emits piercing heavy-duty construction noises at earsplitting volume for 90 straight minutes]
November 21, 2023 at 1:18 AM
The jellyfish a man of war I’m a man of God Country and Flag
November 21, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Anyone ever try to close airpods quietly?? You have to massage it shut, guided by the scruff of your fingernails. Sheesh!! Anyway the 24 hour survive a bear cave challenge is going well
November 21, 2023 at 6:04 AM
This guy comes up to you and says “There is no time, your sword is enough. Squadalah, we are off!” WYD? 🤔🤔
November 20, 2023 at 3:32 PM
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my friend what did you do right
November 20, 2023 at 3:47 AM
Ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuck theres a test in bahumbug isn’t there
November 20, 2023 at 5:13 AM
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“From tomorrow, cleaners will stop cleaning Tesla showrooms, electricians won’t fix the company’s charging points, and dockworkers will refuse to unload Tesla cargo at all Swedish ports.” www.wired.co.uk/article/swed...
Sweden’s Tesla Blockade Is Spreading
Starting Friday, dockworkers in all Swedish ports will refuse to offload Teslas, cleaning crews will no longer clean showrooms, and mechanics won’t fix charging points as the labor dispute rages on.
www.wired.co.uk
November 19, 2023 at 11:46 PM
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November 19, 2023 at 11:22 PM
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If I see you break this out I'm getting the fuck out of your house
November 20, 2023 at 12:09 AM
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this is gonna be one of those Elon Musk screenshots that are used over and over again like the 10 years to Mars and the zero COVID cases ones
November 19, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Hey yall… pee pee poo poo pee here, what’d I miss this time?!? Better not have been anything good then I’d be mad 🤬
November 20, 2023 at 1:43 AM
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Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity
November 20, 2023 at 1:00 AM