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Schrute Of Trust
@schruteoftrust.bsky.social
Assistant to the Regional Applied Cryptographer
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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I have a joke about legacy code but the person that created it left the company and only a few people truly understand it
October 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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Bryan Cranston returns as Walter White for an anti-littering commercial 🚮
October 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Almost forgot to set my OOO message for Space Age’s release tomorrow
October 21, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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October 20, 2024 at 3:44 PM
October 20, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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Disney owns both The Muppets and Star Wars, and the fact they are not making a Muppet version of all nine main-series Star Wars movies is only explained by the fact that they secretly hate making money.
October 17, 2024 at 5:17 AM
any sufficiently overly complex system is indistinguishable from me just being too dumb and impatient to understand
October 16, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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how can we say black men didnt bring this one home for the Dems while mark robinson is out there flipping NC by himself
October 15, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Impedance matching, but for when someone is trying to help you. I’m not going to respond to your emails for detailed instructions you could find online when you haven’t even followed the ones I already gave or performed basic troubleshooting
October 16, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Excited to discover what happened here
October 15, 2024 at 4:27 AM
every time I block another stan account called Daily Guy From Some Band and I think “that’s it, that’s the last guy in a band” and yet the very next day
October 13, 2024 at 3:05 PM
if it weren’t from 2000 i would have been certain that chatgpt wrote the script for The Legend of Bagger Vance
October 12, 2024 at 4:55 AM
just finished the second Book of the New Sun book and i can’t wait to find out the basic premise of the series
October 11, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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It looks like one of those coffins a dead crew member gets shot out of in a science fiction show.
October 11, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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I was taught that keeping quiet kept the peace until I realized whose peace was it keeping
October 8, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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Instead of focusing on trans issues in general, they focus on wedge issue like the right of trans women to exist in the world.
October 9, 2024 at 12:21 AM
BAH GAWD IT’S KHAZAD DÛM’S LEITMOTIF! AND IN THE DORIAN MODE
October 5, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I’ve been told I’m a little *too* good at crossword puzzles
October 5, 2024 at 10:45 PM
“It is not strength that overcomes darkness, but light. And the sun yet shines”
October 4, 2024 at 3:06 AM
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“In the place where we teach young people ideas, shouldn’t some of them be bad??”
September 30, 2024 at 2:46 PM
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"It will never stop being incredibly funny that in the past 24 months an untold legion of people have emerged from heroic doses of shrooms/LSD clutching a note that just has 'what if u could chat with a pdf???' scrawled on it" - jrflowers
September 26, 2024 at 1:54 PM
oh neat, they finally made a tailgate where you show up 3 hours early and a robot has already drunk all the beer and eaten all the hot dogs
September 22, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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They should follow Aliens’ lead, call it The Passion of the Christs, and have a whole hoard of Jesuses running around.
September 20, 2024 at 11:08 AM