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I’ve got ranch dressing takes.
This guy fawkes
Perhaps one day it will be considered ironic that he was re-elected on Guy Fawkes' Day
December 5, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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i wish all introverts the cancelled plans they deserve
June 8, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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i have not seen any mention of it but it sure seems like the authorities cracking down on student protesters are basically attempting to do what they wish they would have done in response to the george floyd protests
April 24, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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If you’re only just discovering long-time Oakland coach, Greg Kampe, due to Oakland’s win over Kentucky, @dhm.bsky.social did an awesome article about him last year at defector.bsky.social
March 22, 2024 at 5:10 AM
“We’re not limited edition friends. We’re just standard issue jerks.”
—Mordecai, Regular Show
February 18, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Italians would be so mad at food
boba tea but it’s sauce and gnocchi
February 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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BWW is where you take your kids on a supervised custody visit on a Sunday afternoon.
February 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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Gray building
Edna, KS
February 9, 2024 at 12:05 AM
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Trophies
Keokuk, IA
January 15, 2024 at 11:30 PM
January 14, 2024 at 1:51 AM
This is still my favorite console of all time.
Do not gaze upon the ancient technologies, they are beyond you
January 1, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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Cold plunge tub salesman: in an ideal world, how would you start each day
Me: cup of coff-
Him: that's right, a simulation of an ice fishing accident
October 12, 2023 at 3:27 PM
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Can we get someone to blog about this so the lawyers in the comment section can hash this out for me? Thanks
October 10, 2023 at 1:40 AM
100% chance people try to take this onto a plane in their carry on.
In awe at the state of the hot sauce hypermasculinity arms race
October 9, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Working in a restaurant during New England autumn can be summed by the one couple sitting at a two top that you can’t see from the bar not speaking while they eat mussels and scroll on their phones.
September 24, 2023 at 11:01 PM
This is the social media company Elon should have bought because it already sucks.
August 28, 2023 at 4:45 PM
“Dad, how does the food and juice get from my mouth to my butt?”
August 19, 2023 at 2:01 AM
To the tune of the Kids Incorporated theme.

I am constipated
August 13, 2023 at 12:46 AM
He’s a lawyer who drives a Lincoln. That’s the entire concept of the show.
August 11, 2023 at 3:38 PM
Our puppy moved over on the couch for me this morning when I came out to say hi so I would have room to snuggle him. This is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
August 8, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Me: Please don’t climb on the couch if you’ve taken all the couch cushions off.”

Kid: …………

Me: Are you listening to me?

Kid: Uh. I’m a rolly. Rollies climb on things and don’t have ears.
August 5, 2023 at 10:57 AM