Resting Dog Face
@schplorp.bsky.social
I’ve got ranch dressing takes.
Speech like this is like yelling “FIRE” in a crowded theater.
May 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Speech like this is like yelling “FIRE” in a crowded theater.
Assuming you worked Keegan Murray into this convo somehow
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Assuming you worked Keegan Murray into this convo somehow
We are all talking about a TV screen shot so I’m fairly certain he knows how to work his remote.
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 PM
We are all talking about a TV screen shot so I’m fairly certain he knows how to work his remote.
True but Darwin Ham really was terrible.
December 5, 2024 at 5:42 PM
True but Darwin Ham really was terrible.
We need Carnesecca sweater themed unis for St John’s.
December 2, 2024 at 7:44 PM
We need Carnesecca sweater themed unis for St John’s.
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Chocolate Vegas is definitely a strip club in Henderson.
November 27, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Chocolate Vegas is definitely a strip club in Henderson.
Drank from my old roommate’s Dr Pepper bottle full of spit once. I can still remember what that tasted like 20 years later.
November 26, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Drank from my old roommate’s Dr Pepper bottle full of spit once. I can still remember what that tasted like 20 years later.
Cybertrucks were fyre back then.
July 16, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Cybertrucks were fyre back then.
Watch my kid leave the tail end of a juice on the table at a restaurant and you will see me do some guzzlin’
June 17, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Watch my kid leave the tail end of a juice on the table at a restaurant and you will see me do some guzzlin’
They had a a standard electrical outlet! There was a whole ad campaign based around this sole feature.
June 15, 2024 at 11:35 PM
They had a a standard electrical outlet! There was a whole ad campaign based around this sole feature.
Next week’s ep: Wife Guys
June 8, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Next week’s ep: Wife Guys
Late Harvest Joba Chamberlain
June 8, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Late Harvest Joba Chamberlain
Betting this was Hastings
April 30, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Betting this was Hastings
One of my roomie’s friends was drunk and fell down in our bathroom while he was pissing. My roommate was cleaning it up with a wet paper towel and then drunkenly ran his pee soaked hand across his lips without realizing it.
April 30, 2024 at 11:29 PM
One of my roomie’s friends was drunk and fell down in our bathroom while he was pissing. My roommate was cleaning it up with a wet paper towel and then drunkenly ran his pee soaked hand across his lips without realizing it.
You’re just jealous of his skill set. Classic case of Penix envy
April 20, 2024 at 2:18 PM
You’re just jealous of his skill set. Classic case of Penix envy
With a film this season is so easy:
***Definitely see it
**See it if you like the cast, director, or genre
*Don’t see it
***Definitely see it
**See it if you like the cast, director, or genre
*Don’t see it
April 14, 2024 at 12:16 AM
With a film this season is so easy:
***Definitely see it
**See it if you like the cast, director, or genre
*Don’t see it
***Definitely see it
**See it if you like the cast, director, or genre
*Don’t see it
You’ve been missing a lot of uniform delivery deadlines, Peter.
April 6, 2024 at 1:08 AM
You’ve been missing a lot of uniform delivery deadlines, Peter.
Tire Tracks In The Sand
April 1, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Tire Tracks In The Sand