Carter
@rtrfnd.bsky.social
he/him | Southern | science teacher | chaotic bisexual | ADHD | D&D | bass player | 2x J! Champ | Fullcast Extended Universe
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The Patriots shall not be vanquished till Birnam wood remove to Dunsinane!
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The Patriots shall not be vanquished till Birnam wood remove to Dunsinane!
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
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Green Day should shut up about politics and just stick to singing songs about politics.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Green Day should shut up about politics and just stick to singing songs about politics.
We're watching the Olympics opening ceremony at my sister's place with friends of theirs who are Australian
And let me tell you, if you are a person who is predisposed to echolalia, being in the physical presence of Australian accents is a CHALLENGE
And let me tell you, if you are a person who is predisposed to echolalia, being in the physical presence of Australian accents is a CHALLENGE
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
We're watching the Olympics opening ceremony at my sister's place with friends of theirs who are Australian
And let me tell you, if you are a person who is predisposed to echolalia, being in the physical presence of Australian accents is a CHALLENGE
And let me tell you, if you are a person who is predisposed to echolalia, being in the physical presence of Australian accents is a CHALLENGE
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BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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We're in student course feedback survey season, and as much as I love the times I get stuff like "Mister ur the goat!!!!", I think I got one of my favorite [anonymous] comments ever today:
"This has been one of the hardest yet most enjoyable classes [in high school]"
"This has been one of the hardest yet most enjoyable classes [in high school]"
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
We're in student course feedback survey season, and as much as I love the times I get stuff like "Mister ur the goat!!!!", I think I got one of my favorite [anonymous] comments ever today:
"This has been one of the hardest yet most enjoyable classes [in high school]"
"This has been one of the hardest yet most enjoyable classes [in high school]"
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
When I get some time to put real forethought into notes for my AP Physics C class and make something ~~aesthetic~~
January 30, 2026 at 10:04 PM
When I get some time to put real forethought into notes for my AP Physics C class and make something ~~aesthetic~~
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New album cover goes so hard
October 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
New album cover goes so hard
Props to anyone mature enough to not answer "I REQUIRE A TUG", couldn't be me tho
January 30, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Props to anyone mature enough to not answer "I REQUIRE A TUG", couldn't be me tho
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our country's political window shifting as far right as it has is due entirely to a repeated process of Republicans doing things they aren't allowed to do and Democrats responding not with sanctions but a repeated demand that Republicans knock it off, already.
it's how Roe v Wade got overturned!
it's how Roe v Wade got overturned!
Jeffries: "We believe there should be a prohibition on ICE deporting or detaining American citizens. We believe that ICE should conduct itself like every other law enforcement agency in the country. We believe ICE shouldn't run around with masks ... "
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
our country's political window shifting as far right as it has is due entirely to a repeated process of Republicans doing things they aren't allowed to do and Democrats responding not with sanctions but a repeated demand that Republicans knock it off, already.
it's how Roe v Wade got overturned!
it's how Roe v Wade got overturned!
Can't get on board with this, because the primary argument against Belichick's greatness is that Brady carried him, and I hate Tom Brady too much to give him that kinda credit
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Can't get on board with this, because the primary argument against Belichick's greatness is that Brady carried him, and I hate Tom Brady too much to give him that kinda credit
Today's amusing is being an intimidating dad but not in the old-fashioned way
Not "you're not manly enough to date my daughter" but like "you haven't deconstructed the ingrained patriarchy enough to date my daughter"
(It's a girl btw ☺️)
Not "you're not manly enough to date my daughter" but like "you haven't deconstructed the ingrained patriarchy enough to date my daughter"
(It's a girl btw ☺️)
Hey, so—I'm . . . gonna be a dad! That's a thing that's happening and I think it's pretty cool!
January 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Today's amusing is being an intimidating dad but not in the old-fashioned way
Not "you're not manly enough to date my daughter" but like "you haven't deconstructed the ingrained patriarchy enough to date my daughter"
(It's a girl btw ☺️)
Not "you're not manly enough to date my daughter" but like "you haven't deconstructed the ingrained patriarchy enough to date my daughter"
(It's a girl btw ☺️)
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
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Now that blood is on the street, we still won’t admit you’ve been right all decade long while we scolded and marginalized you. Instead, we’ll declare it’s just now become right to say such things.
"Recent events have brought Trump’s governing style into sharper focus," Jonathan Rauch argues. "'Fascist' best describes it, and reluctance to use the term has now become perverse." theatln.tc/wVq7MFaa
January 25, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Now that blood is on the street, we still won’t admit you’ve been right all decade long while we scolded and marginalized you. Instead, we’ll declare it’s just now become right to say such things.
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someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
"You Oughta Know" popped up on shuffle and it will never not be hilarious that it's fucking Dave Navarro and Flea playing guitar and bass on that track
January 25, 2026 at 6:18 PM
"You Oughta Know" popped up on shuffle and it will never not be hilarious that it's fucking Dave Navarro and Flea playing guitar and bass on that track
I am physiologically incapable of hearing "Ms. Jackson" without singing the "I am four eels" lyrics instead
January 25, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I am physiologically incapable of hearing "Ms. Jackson" without singing the "I am four eels" lyrics instead
In my first episode, I nearly ran (all but the $400 clue) a category on fighter planes in DJ, and that basically won me the game. The hardest clue in it was a sports question, really—about a Paris tennis venue named for a WWII fighter pilot.
Plenty of Jeopardy contestants know ball!!!
Plenty of Jeopardy contestants know ball!!!
As a sports/Jeopardy enthusiast, really enjoyed this piece by @zachgozlan.bsky.social on why it seems like otherwise brilliant contestants miss a lot of easy sports questions
Via @defector.com
defector.com/are-jeopardy...
Via @defector.com
defector.com/are-jeopardy...
Are 'Jeopardy!' Contestants Really That Bad At Questions About Sports? | Defector
There’s a stereotype about Jeopardy! contestants: They can name the stars of 18th-century operas, but not the starting quarterback for the Buffalo Bills. It comes up again and again and again and agai...
defector.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
In my first episode, I nearly ran (all but the $400 clue) a category on fighter planes in DJ, and that basically won me the game. The hardest clue in it was a sports question, really—about a Paris tennis venue named for a WWII fighter pilot.
Plenty of Jeopardy contestants know ball!!!
Plenty of Jeopardy contestants know ball!!!
Told the extended family today and we had the second biggest news item of the day, after Charles Bediako being eligible to play against Tennessee on Saturday
Hey, so—I'm . . . gonna be a dad! That's a thing that's happening and I think it's pretty cool!
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Told the extended family today and we had the second biggest news item of the day, after Charles Bediako being eligible to play against Tennessee on Saturday
Hey, so—I'm . . . gonna be a dad! That's a thing that's happening and I think it's pretty cool!
January 21, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Hey, so—I'm . . . gonna be a dad! That's a thing that's happening and I think it's pretty cool!
There's a song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is "Oh My God I Think I Like You", and I've had the first line of the bridge—"Are there condoms that can prevent these feelings?"—stuck in my head all day
Which is not a line you can sing out loud at work, *especially* if you work at a school
Which is not a line you can sing out loud at work, *especially* if you work at a school
January 21, 2026 at 12:06 AM
There's a song from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is "Oh My God I Think I Like You", and I've had the first line of the bridge—"Are there condoms that can prevent these feelings?"—stuck in my head all day
Which is not a line you can sing out loud at work, *especially* if you work at a school
Which is not a line you can sing out loud at work, *especially* if you work at a school
Any ref that throws a flag for excessive celebration on a national championship-winning interception should be fired out of a cannon into the sun
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Any ref that throws a flag for excessive celebration on a national championship-winning interception should be fired out of a cannon into the sun