Carter
@rtrfnd.bsky.social
he/him | Southern | science teacher | chaotic bisexual | ADHD | football/basketball | D&D | bass player | 2x J! Champ | Fullcast Extended Universe
Tell me you're under 25 without telling me you're under 25
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Tell me you're under 25 without telling me you're under 25
DMs: tell the party the number to hit for a high DC so they can Box of Doom that shit
my bard just tried a DC 28 persuasion check--needed a 14--so I pulled my webcam down for everyone to see and hit a 14 on the dot
my bard just tried a DC 28 persuasion check--needed a 14--so I pulled my webcam down for everyone to see and hit a 14 on the dot
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
DMs: tell the party the number to hit for a high DC so they can Box of Doom that shit
my bard just tried a DC 28 persuasion check--needed a 14--so I pulled my webcam down for everyone to see and hit a 14 on the dot
my bard just tried a DC 28 persuasion check--needed a 14--so I pulled my webcam down for everyone to see and hit a 14 on the dot
eyyy y'all wanna go eat too much and drink overpriced shit on a boat that looks like one of those fish with the transparent skulls
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
eyyy y'all wanna go eat too much and drink overpriced shit on a boat that looks like one of those fish with the transparent skulls
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no dawg this is my mineral collection, these crystals aren't for doing magic, put my jade agate DOWN
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
no dawg this is my mineral collection, these crystals aren't for doing magic, put my jade agate DOWN
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Devonta Smith's ability to stack the DB, then track the ball there, play through contact....what can you say. He's just so freaking good.
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Devonta Smith's ability to stack the DB, then track the ball there, play through contact....what can you say. He's just so freaking good.
More or less shut the brain down about football this week and did not at all look at tiebreaker scenarios. Learned this morning that Alabama actually does control its own destiny for the SEC Championship? So that's fun!
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
More or less shut the brain down about football this week and did not at all look at tiebreaker scenarios. Learned this morning that Alabama actually does control its own destiny for the SEC Championship? So that's fun!
Teachers making it to Thanksgiving like
a cartoon girl with a red bow on her head is standing next to a bed
ALT: a cartoon girl with a red bow on her head is standing next to a bed
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Teachers making it to Thanksgiving like
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
Grubb is such a fucking madman lmao
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Grubb is such a fucking madman lmao
who let the OU band in the building?
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
who let the OU band in the building?
Defense has been genuinely awesome the whole game. Every single Oklahoma point off a short field
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Defense has been genuinely awesome the whole game. Every single Oklahoma point off a short field
Ty has been *so* off the last two weeks
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Ty has been *so* off the last two weeks
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November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
we're averaging more than 3 yards a carry!
"what's the average without Hill's long run?"
hush, not now
"what's the average without Hill's long run?"
hush, not now
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM
we're averaging more than 3 yards a carry!
"what's the average without Hill's long run?"
hush, not now
"what's the average without Hill's long run?"
hush, not now
gotdamn I would kill to have that kicker
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
gotdamn I would kill to have that kicker
Think I've reached a kind of DeBoer Nirvana with this game. It's like I've jumped out of a plane just before realizing I forgot my parachute. I somehow suspect I'll survive anyway, but if I don't, well, everybody's gotta die somehow.
November 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Think I've reached a kind of DeBoer Nirvana with this game. It's like I've jumped out of a plane just before realizing I forgot my parachute. I somehow suspect I'll survive anyway, but if I don't, well, everybody's gotta die somehow.
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“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated
THAT'S A FUCKING CATCH
November 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
THAT'S A FUCKING CATCH
if not for all the fuckups we'd be grinding them into the dust.
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
if not for all the fuckups we'd be grinding them into the dust.