schnyper.bsky.social
@schnyper.bsky.social
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A wholesome and much needed TL cleanser.
September 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Got to see these little guys making their way into the ocean this morning! 🐢 #seaturtles #conservation #beach #nature #miamibeach
August 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Every accusation is a confession.
June 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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History always has a lesson.
April 19, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I was going to get around the tariffs by raising a navy, sailing it to the most remote islands on earth, seizing them from Australia, enacting a corporate code, incorporating a manufacturing company, and having all my goods pass by said island, but now I guess I'll just fuck off.
Sure, okay buddy
April 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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This one should be an award winner
Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white.

by Stephen Miller
April 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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I explained it to several young teens today: imagine we wanted you to become more self-sufficient in the kitchen, so we decided to charge you $20 every time you got takeout. But also we have no food in the house, we won't let you go to the store, and also you don't know how to cook.
you have to be genuinely stupid as fuck to think american companies are going to respond to tariffs by building factories and moving manufacturing to the US. i don't know how else to say it. you have to be genuinely braindead
April 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Came with receipts!
Dem Senator Gives Hegseth Mic Drop Reminder After He Waffles On Russia's Invasion Of Ukraine
She brought the receipts 👏🏼
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February 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Taking a break from doom-scrolling. This video hits several of my pleasure centers: synthesizers, televised competition parody, and general absurdism.

youtube.com/watch?v=WXgN...
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February 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Licensing requirements to be a politician:
- ethics
- science
- history
- standards
- transparency
- ongoing learning

Similar to credentialing for physicians, nurses, attorneys, airplane pilots, teachers, many other professions.

#Semantics
#HumanReasoning

#SharedFacts
January 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just getting acquainted with "The Rig" on Amazon Prime Video and think I just heard my favorite line to quote for awhile: "We've run out of fans for shit to hit."
January 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Adding a Modal Electronics Cobalt8x to my rig to keep my MODX company... and a sweet little Zoom L6 mixer to make sure they play nicely together.
December 31, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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The conundrum of our politics is that we may need a populist message to win back the working class, but once you start down that path you could horseshoe into pet-eating hateful nonsense.
December 2, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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The closest known black hole to Earth is just 1,560 light-years away.
November 22, 2024 at 8:25 AM