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I got Alan Moore’s book of magic on sale and everything about it looks so cool
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Wrote down my thoughts about Lumines Arise, earnestness, and how it serves as a reminder of what games can and should be. aftermath.site/lumines-aris...
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Hapless rube in commercial for AI: Gemini, what does the recipe mean by, “finish by broiling on top rack for 4 minutes”? 😩

Gemini: Amazing job on the cooking! It can be scary. First of all, an oven is like an epic car without wheels that gets hot
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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This is a really interesting article about a horrifying distortion of sign language happening in the UK, and which its creators are now trying to export to other countries and their sign languages

Learn actual sign languages from Deaf people, not from hearing people making their own weird versions!
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
drinking coffee
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
it's mayo, ketchup, worcestershire, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, and salt to taste. you can find a hundred copycat recipes online that all say almost exactly the same thing. "top secret recipes" are just marketing, their only secret is that you dont feel like deepfrying chicken at home
There’s one copy, it’s locked in a safe at an undisclosed location and few people have seen it. It’s not an ancient manuscript. It’s the recipe for the sauce behind a chicken chain’s rise. 🔗 on.wsj.com/4oPPryS
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...
September 20, 2024 at 2:20 AM
do you think the fact that images always take like 45 seconds to load on this website maybe has anything to do with the CTO seemingly spending all of his time arguing with users on the website instead of working on it or is it just a coincidence
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
it is really difficult for me to pick a favorite level from Lumines Arise. but a top contender is Temple Bells, which is clearly based on the temple plains of Bagan, Myanmar, and possibly even based on this specific clip
Buddhist temples in Bagan, Myanmar - Samsara - HD
YouTube video by videoprofess
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The new Lumines has absolutely killer art direction precisely because it has zero fear of being perceived as corny. It will just throw every idea it has at you and maybe not all will land but at some point you WILL cry about how all humans are connected while matching broccoli and tomatoes onscreen
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Announcing: New @steampowered.com Hardware, coming in 2026:

Steam Controller
Steam Machine
Steam Frame. 

Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
Steam Hardware
The Steam Hardware family officially expands in early 2026.
steampowered.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Lumines Arise is such a "made specifically for me" game i am actually in disbelief
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
no thoughts. only squares
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
bennett foddy ass robot
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
how many game designers can accurately summarize their entire design philosophy so concisely?
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Last week, I sat down with @enhance-experience.com to discuss the development of Lumines Arise and the 'Kondo' philosophy that informs every meticulous design decision at the Japanese studio.

P.S. I've played a huge amount of Arise and it is, as you might expect, an absolute banger.
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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🎉 Lumines Arise Available Now for PS5 and Steam 🚀

Light, sound and haptics unite your senses. Feel the good vibes. Puzzle differently.

Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2370000/Lumines_Arise
PS5: store.playstation.com/concept/10011885

lumines.game #LuminesArise
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
it's lumines day 🙌
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
booing the president at a football game while he swears in troops is getting there
americans booing our own anthem by the end of ‘25
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
when i saw the scene in pluribus episode 1 where she's driving the truck and i was like. Yup. Vince is fucking back dude. we are so back
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM