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you are depressed that it is raining. i am imagining the serpent god Glycon. we are not the same
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Affinity is free now. they rolled all 3 apps in one thing and the “Layout” tab is their indesign competitor. canva is straight up trying to kill adobe lol
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
they want you to imagine the popeyes scientists in the lab like "how the hell did Canes do it? we just can't crack it!" popeyes isnt thinking about you at all dude. why would they, they have blackened ranch
November 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
damn it i've been waiting here with my hammers all day
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
if i see a wire mother i’m going to end it all
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
lauren as a rochesterian I must deliver you this urgent message. take your heartburn pill of choice immediately
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM