Tash
@schnaffalopagus.bsky.social
Living deliciously.
She/her/they/them.
All views are my own.
She/her/they/them.
All views are my own.
My #PeriMenopause sense of smell is just wild.
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My #PeriMenopause sense of smell is just wild.
One thing I do miss about life before the smoking ban...
Gigs now stink of beer breath and bad farts. I think I'd rather have the smell of ciggies.
Gigs now stink of beer breath and bad farts. I think I'd rather have the smell of ciggies.
October 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
One thing I do miss about life before the smoking ban...
Gigs now stink of beer breath and bad farts. I think I'd rather have the smell of ciggies.
Gigs now stink of beer breath and bad farts. I think I'd rather have the smell of ciggies.
I girlbossed too hard and now I get emails with titles like "Budget Sprint - 2026"
October 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I girlbossed too hard and now I get emails with titles like "Budget Sprint - 2026"
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👻🎃UNCANNY HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: DAY 8🎃👻
Today’s earful of eerie comes in the form of Case 8: The Black Dog of Ibrox ⚽
Did everybody see the same creepy canine? Was it real or paranormal?
Send your questions and theories to uncanny@bbc.co.uk!
Today’s earful of eerie comes in the form of Case 8: The Black Dog of Ibrox ⚽
Did everybody see the same creepy canine? Was it real or paranormal?
Send your questions and theories to uncanny@bbc.co.uk!
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 AM
👻🎃UNCANNY HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: DAY 8🎃👻
Today’s earful of eerie comes in the form of Case 8: The Black Dog of Ibrox ⚽
Did everybody see the same creepy canine? Was it real or paranormal?
Send your questions and theories to uncanny@bbc.co.uk!
Today’s earful of eerie comes in the form of Case 8: The Black Dog of Ibrox ⚽
Did everybody see the same creepy canine? Was it real or paranormal?
Send your questions and theories to uncanny@bbc.co.uk!
Absolutely bizarre speech #KemiBadenoch
October 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Absolutely bizarre speech #KemiBadenoch
It's a hard life. I should be at work. Living my best life. Etc.
October 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
It's a hard life. I should be at work. Living my best life. Etc.
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If the median voter is racist, they should feel attacked. If they’re not then it’s not an attack on them. When did calling out racism become more offensive than racism.
October 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If the median voter is racist, they should feel attacked. If they’re not then it’s not an attack on them. When did calling out racism become more offensive than racism.
I hope @mrjamesob.bsky.social can give us a warning next time he plays clips featuring whiny Farage. The mouth noises were awful, I nearly threw up my IKEA hotdog.
October 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I hope @mrjamesob.bsky.social can give us a warning next time he plays clips featuring whiny Farage. The mouth noises were awful, I nearly threw up my IKEA hotdog.
I've got the waiting for a delivery anxiety.
September 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I've got the waiting for a delivery anxiety.
User Vs their comfort horror movie
September 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
User Vs their comfort horror movie
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Went to see the wonderful Dauntsey Doom painting. Hell looks fantastically delightful. And a skull friend!
September 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Went to see the wonderful Dauntsey Doom painting. Hell looks fantastically delightful. And a skull friend!
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This is a shameful press conference, a rambling lying Trump running down his predecessor, egged on by a clutch of craven so- called journalists from both sides of the Atlantic
September 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is a shameful press conference, a rambling lying Trump running down his predecessor, egged on by a clutch of craven so- called journalists from both sides of the Atlantic
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Anyone counting lies so far from Trump? “We’ve ended inflation..”
September 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Anyone counting lies so far from Trump? “We’ve ended inflation..”
Possibly my favourite gig ever. Epiphanies were had. #SelfEsteem
September 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Possibly my favourite gig ever. Epiphanies were had. #SelfEsteem
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I got fired from Madame Tussauds for giving suntans to Jim Morrison and his bandmates.
They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.
They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.
September 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I got fired from Madame Tussauds for giving suntans to Jim Morrison and his bandmates.
They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.
They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.
Surprise surprise.
September 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Surprise surprise.
When I am in a group of people I don’t know so well, my mind automatically categorises them by whether they would be played by Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith or Mark Gatiss.
September 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars."
- Martin Luther King, Jr
- Martin Luther King, Jr
September 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars."
- Martin Luther King, Jr
- Martin Luther King, Jr
Just kicked covid's ass for the third time. I'd like it to be the last time though.
September 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Just kicked covid's ass for the third time. I'd like it to be the last time though.
Too many autumnal clothes are brown.
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Too many autumnal clothes are brown.
I have got entirely too much hair at the moment.
August 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I have got entirely too much hair at the moment.