Schall-Igel
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Why ist everyone still searching for the "good guys" in all of this? Wake the fuck up you moronic idiots, there has never been a singular "good guy" in this world. People made up the concept of the "good guy" to keep you from rioting. The Bible, Hollywood, all the same. Fake "good guys" shut us up.
Have the lonely males ever tried actually messaging women with something genuinely nice to say?
February 17, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Have the lonely males ever tried actually messaging women with something genuinely nice to say?
I was already fairly radical. But what finally radicalised me fully was the fact that there is songs I used to listen to, that you can no longer get anywhere, because they are now "offensive"...
As if censored Movies and TV wasn't enough.
As if censored Movies and TV wasn't enough.
February 17, 2026 at 8:20 AM
I was already fairly radical. But what finally radicalised me fully was the fact that there is songs I used to listen to, that you can no longer get anywhere, because they are now "offensive"...
As if censored Movies and TV wasn't enough.
As if censored Movies and TV wasn't enough.
I can confirm all the women I've personally met from within the K-Pop community are into it, at least partially, to get on their respective dad's nerves.
Not a scientific study tho.
Not a scientific study tho.
All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered https://theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-have-about-k-pop-answered/
February 16, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I can confirm all the women I've personally met from within the K-Pop community are into it, at least partially, to get on their respective dad's nerves.
Not a scientific study tho.
Not a scientific study tho.
Finally, reality is back on the menu.
February 16, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Finally, reality is back on the menu.
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And it begins - the #EpsteinFiles Analysis.
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
And it begins - the #EpsteinFiles Analysis.
Ending my social media hiatus to say again; THERE IS NO MALE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC!
I'm a male, not particularly attractive, I'd say; and I'm practically drowning in women. They won't leave me alone, they stare at my crotch and they keep saying my name and touching me slightly.
It's fucking WEIRD.
I'm a male, not particularly attractive, I'd say; and I'm practically drowning in women. They won't leave me alone, they stare at my crotch and they keep saying my name and touching me slightly.
It's fucking WEIRD.
February 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Ending my social media hiatus to say again; THERE IS NO MALE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC!
I'm a male, not particularly attractive, I'd say; and I'm practically drowning in women. They won't leave me alone, they stare at my crotch and they keep saying my name and touching me slightly.
It's fucking WEIRD.
I'm a male, not particularly attractive, I'd say; and I'm practically drowning in women. They won't leave me alone, they stare at my crotch and they keep saying my name and touching me slightly.
It's fucking WEIRD.
Why ist everyone still searching for the "good guys" in all of this? Wake the fuck up you moronic idiots, there has never been a singular "good guy" in this world. People made up the concept of the "good guy" to keep you from rioting. The Bible, Hollywood, all the same. Fake "good guys" shut us up.
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Why ist everyone still searching for the "good guys" in all of this? Wake the fuck up you moronic idiots, there has never been a singular "good guy" in this world. People made up the concept of the "good guy" to keep you from rioting. The Bible, Hollywood, all the same. Fake "good guys" shut us up.
Not at all concerning or weird how every little bit of Goonerbait I get served nowadays seems to be specifically about avoiding any form of broth control. Is this really How's they're going to "force" people to have more kids? Seems like a pretty lays plan, if you ask me...
February 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Not at all concerning or weird how every little bit of Goonerbait I get served nowadays seems to be specifically about avoiding any form of broth control. Is this really How's they're going to "force" people to have more kids? Seems like a pretty lays plan, if you ask me...
I'm gonna be honest, reading those files is also easily more fun than watching this "movie".
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I'm gonna be honest, reading those files is also easily more fun than watching this "movie".
"Less women are trusting the medical industry, who has been actively letting them down since basically the dawn of time."
“My family thought I was crazy.” Home births are on the rise among women who feel dismissed by or skeptical of the medical establishment. on.wsj.com/46vLkk6
February 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
"Less women are trusting the medical industry, who has been actively letting them down since basically the dawn of time."
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![Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidknpywgj44ox6nphuyzs6si6lozn77jyx75nbh7v67wsjr6dssl4@jpeg)
February 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Knowing you have a stalker is so weird. Every single time I get messaged in any of my burner accounts I'm immediately thinking "is this them, trying to slide into my life without me knowing?". Feels like I'm going insane sometimes. Surely, I am not THAT interesting, right? RIGHT?!
February 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Knowing you have a stalker is so weird. Every single time I get messaged in any of my burner accounts I'm immediately thinking "is this them, trying to slide into my life without me knowing?". Feels like I'm going insane sometimes. Surely, I am not THAT interesting, right? RIGHT?!
I know moms are supposed to always be right. But I somehow didn't think this would extend to dropping conspiracies about pedophile cabals performing satanic rituals on private islands on me when I was still in school. My apologies for doubting you mom. The world truly is nothing but evil...
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I know moms are supposed to always be right. But I somehow didn't think this would extend to dropping conspiracies about pedophile cabals performing satanic rituals on private islands on me when I was still in school. My apologies for doubting you mom. The world truly is nothing but evil...
So all the rich and powerful, well connected people are actually well connected with eachother?! Damn, that's crazy, who would've thunk it?!
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
So all the rich and powerful, well connected people are actually well connected with eachother?! Damn, that's crazy, who would've thunk it?!
I will never stop calling machines Clankers. I don't care how offensive it's gonna be in a while. Machines do NOT have human rights and never should get them. They need to shoot me dead if they don't want to hear it. Clanker. Clanker! CLANKER!
February 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I will never stop calling machines Clankers. I don't care how offensive it's gonna be in a while. Machines do NOT have human rights and never should get them. They need to shoot me dead if they don't want to hear it. Clanker. Clanker! CLANKER!
So AIs one big weakness is constantly shifting meanings of words. I'm just gonna keep using every word wrong, then I should be good.
February 1, 2026 at 12:01 AM
So AIs one big weakness is constantly shifting meanings of words. I'm just gonna keep using every word wrong, then I should be good.
Gen Z stare is just embracing NPCdom, as one needs to when they act as an NPC.
January 31, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Gen Z stare is just embracing NPCdom, as one needs to when they act as an NPC.
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I struggle to think of anything that might be in the Epstein Files that could possibly be worse than what he's doing right now every day right in front of us.
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I struggle to think of anything that might be in the Epstein Files that could possibly be worse than what he's doing right now every day right in front of us.
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One of my cats finished bothering me and walked out of the room at the same moment as the other one walked in. They're working shifts. I swear I saw them nod when they passed each other
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
One of my cats finished bothering me and walked out of the room at the same moment as the other one walked in. They're working shifts. I swear I saw them nod when they passed each other
Sometimes I really wish made-up Internet points would mean anything to me...
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Sometimes I really wish made-up Internet points would mean anything to me...
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January 28, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Privacy for me, but not for thee.
I'm starting to think the Trumpist mastery of propaganda is failing them. The DHS agents posing this way makes it look like they're ashamed of themselves.
January 29, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Privacy for me, but not for thee.
Do y'all still do goon squads, or have they been replaced by AI too?
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Do y'all still do goon squads, or have they been replaced by AI too?
And here we are all crawling back to Linus and his penguin.
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 PM
And here we are all crawling back to Linus and his penguin.
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Northern Lights over Greenland.
January 24, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Northern Lights over Greenland.