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Schaef Tolliver
@schaef.bsky.social
Antique voodoo gynecologist

Actually a caregiver, philosopher, and actor, but that sounds cooler.
Oh good, we CAN investigate illegal orders!

Excellent news.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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strew’d with sweets,
Which they distill now in the curbed time,
To make the coming hour o’erflow with joy,
And pleasure drown the brim.
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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give grok the peace prize. put it on the cover of Time with the GREATEST TRIUMPH headline. it’s earned it all.
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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The Trump administration has revised a website to contradict the scientific consensus that vaccines do not cause autism.
CDC website is changed to raise suspicions of a vaccines-autism link
The Trump administration has revised a website to contradict the scientific consensus that vaccines do not cause autism.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
@monicalewinsky.bsky.social

I’m so sorry, but what a weird world.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
When my local weather people are posting pics in Kentucky it’s weird.

I know we talk about “this never used to happen”, but I really do not recall the news ever telling us to check out the solar winds carrying a CME that could wipe our civilization back to Stone Age in seconds.
So many stunning pictures of the #auroraborealis tonight, seen as far south as Iowa and even Colorado. Here's a little thread with some of the most spectacular from Bluesky...
bsky.app/profile/ziib...
it is insane that this is real
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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An event to unveil Russia's first "anthropomorphic robot with artificial intelligence" had to be cancelled after the robot fell and crashed on stage.
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My only concern has been The Epstein Files.

Republicans will gladly be overturning Trump’s changes to get rid of his stink on them.
Suckers believe Republicans will negotiate after the government is reopened, even though they didn’t negotiate before it closed. Senate Democrats gave up the only leverage they had.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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The guy who literally survived a stroke because of accessible healthcare now parrots GOP talking points that healthcare is extreme. Fuck off, Fetterman.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”

Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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*sigh*
Yet another part of the White House we’ll have to have undone. At this rate, the next President will have to live somewhere else for a few months while they renovate and restore.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
They’re all going to get that mold disease. 💯
those White House demolition photos look real rough
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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The Pentagon’s gone dark and Johnson’s calling it “transparency”

KARL: “The guy’s only had two briefings since he became Secretary of Defense… they’ve basically forced the Pentagon press out of the building…”

SPEAKER JOHNSON: “I can’t remember… a Secretary of Defense who has been so transparent.”
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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“Don't worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment.”
October 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Brak has a point.

Also they could use “Wonderboy” by Tenacious D in any flashbacks.

youtu.be/FL4HSiGvk68?...
October 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
New favorite hobby:
Making fun of the English language skills of the people who want everyone else deported.
October 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
AI at its peak.
October 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
@gtconway.bsky.social watching you on @thebulwark.com - what kind of earbuds are those?! I dig it.
October 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Release the Epstein Files.
October 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Southern Rock Biopic Macully Culkin over here.
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM