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I am starting to wonder.
How do I feel about it?
Furious
Unimpressed
Cynical
Keel-hauled
Furious
Unimpressed
Cynical
Keel-hauled
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How do I feel about it?
Furious
Unimpressed
Cynical
Keel-hauled
Furious
Unimpressed
Cynical
Keel-hauled
Enjoy this day! The next one will be worse.
September 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Enjoy this day! The next one will be worse.
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Please repeat after me:
September 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Please repeat after me:
Charlie Kirk was a horrible thing. I'm glad to use the past tense.
September 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Charlie Kirk was a horrible thing. I'm glad to use the past tense.
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Good catch here. This is ludicrous, @nytimes.com
When there was positive economic data under Biden, the New York Times told us to worry, with headlines like:
“Why a Strong U.S. Economy Is Making Stock Investors Jittery”
and
“Inflation Has Been Easing Fast, but Wild Cards Lie Ahead”
But when there is worrisome data under Trump, NYT reassures us:
“Why a Strong U.S. Economy Is Making Stock Investors Jittery”
and
“Inflation Has Been Easing Fast, but Wild Cards Lie Ahead”
But when there is worrisome data under Trump, NYT reassures us:
August 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Good catch here. This is ludicrous, @nytimes.com
Much fun has been had with convicted felon Drumpf's frequent promise that something will happen in two weeks. "Hahaha it's been 95 days and still nothing." But, and I hate to defend a shitgibbon, one thing is being misunderstood.
Those are biblical weeks.
Those are biblical weeks.
August 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Much fun has been had with convicted felon Drumpf's frequent promise that something will happen in two weeks. "Hahaha it's been 95 days and still nothing." But, and I hate to defend a shitgibbon, one thing is being misunderstood.
Those are biblical weeks.
Those are biblical weeks.
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Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
August 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
Weeeeel, I don't know about the rest of ya, but I need some funky duck.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Da...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Da...
Vulfpeck - Funky Duck - Live at Madison Square Garden
YouTube video by samba
m.youtube.com
August 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Weeeeel, I don't know about the rest of ya, but I need some funky duck.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Da...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Da...
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🚨 BREAKING: Steven E. Koonin — longtime climate science denier — just named to a top science post at the Department of Energy. DeSmog has tracked Koonin’s role spreading climate doubt for years. Now he's inside the DOE. Check out our profile: buff.ly/IdPRIx6 #ClimateCrisis #DOE #StevenKoonin
buff.ly
July 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Steven E. Koonin — longtime climate science denier — just named to a top science post at the Department of Energy. DeSmog has tracked Koonin’s role spreading climate doubt for years. Now he's inside the DOE. Check out our profile: buff.ly/IdPRIx6 #ClimateCrisis #DOE #StevenKoonin
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Do you have any idea how persnickety Catholics are about the Sunday obligation? Do you know what it takes for a bishop to say "yeah never mind?"
THIS is religious persecution. Not saying "happy holidays." Sending your jackbooted thugs to kidnap people from Mass is religious persecution.
THIS is religious persecution. Not saying "happy holidays." Sending your jackbooted thugs to kidnap people from Mass is religious persecution.
The Catholic Church is authorizing parishioners to indefinitely skip Mass out of fear of ICE raids😕
July 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you have any idea how persnickety Catholics are about the Sunday obligation? Do you know what it takes for a bishop to say "yeah never mind?"
THIS is religious persecution. Not saying "happy holidays." Sending your jackbooted thugs to kidnap people from Mass is religious persecution.
THIS is religious persecution. Not saying "happy holidays." Sending your jackbooted thugs to kidnap people from Mass is religious persecution.
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Ted Cruz Weather Alert System™️
July 10, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ted Cruz Weather Alert System™️
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Yet another example of why tax cuts don’t create jobs.
COMPANIES DON’T WANT TO HIRE PEOPLE
COMPANIES DON’T WANT TO HIRE PEOPLE
July 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Yet another example of why tax cuts don’t create jobs.
COMPANIES DON’T WANT TO HIRE PEOPLE
COMPANIES DON’T WANT TO HIRE PEOPLE
I await the reveal of Wood-chipper Alcatraz in North Dakota.
July 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I await the reveal of Wood-chipper Alcatraz in North Dakota.
Don't take Musk's recent bolus of seemingly reasonable statements seriously for the tiniest nanosecond. He'll be kissing Drumpf's feet again next week. He just wants to sell a few trucks to gullible centrists while he has the chance. The Musk always smells the same.
July 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Don't take Musk's recent bolus of seemingly reasonable statements seriously for the tiniest nanosecond. He'll be kissing Drumpf's feet again next week. He just wants to sell a few trucks to gullible centrists while he has the chance. The Musk always smells the same.
Guess what. Most of the democrats in congress don't give a shit about democracy either.
June 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Guess what. Most of the democrats in congress don't give a shit about democracy either.
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Today’s GOP doesn’t want votes, it wants power. That’s why they gerrymander, purge voters, and pack courts. It’s not about democracy—it’s about dominance. If we don’t call it what it is—minority rule enforced by fear—we’re sleepwalking into tyranny.
June 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Today’s GOP doesn’t want votes, it wants power. That’s why they gerrymander, purge voters, and pack courts. It’s not about democracy—it’s about dominance. If we don’t call it what it is—minority rule enforced by fear—we’re sleepwalking into tyranny.
Let's convince our most powerful enemy to put a whole bunch of expensive military hardware in an undefendable location at a specific time on a specific day!
Nah, no one could be that stupid.
Nah, no one could be that stupid.
June 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Let's convince our most powerful enemy to put a whole bunch of expensive military hardware in an undefendable location at a specific time on a specific day!
Nah, no one could be that stupid.
Nah, no one could be that stupid.