Scamanda
@scamanda.bsky.social
Can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order (but only in song). Progressive pragmatist. (she)
I almost wish he'd built statues of himself so people could triumphantly pull them down when it happens
August 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I almost wish he'd built statues of himself so people could triumphantly pull them down when it happens
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I’m just practicing the lyrics to “yub nub” in case it turns out to be true
August 30, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’m just practicing the lyrics to “yub nub” in case it turns out to be true
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The GOP's greatest superpower is the sheer cartoon evil of their policies. "They are taking healthcare from the poor so they can give tax breaks to millionaires" makes you sound like a hysterical SJW but it is straightforwardly what they are doing.
July 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The GOP's greatest superpower is the sheer cartoon evil of their policies. "They are taking healthcare from the poor so they can give tax breaks to millionaires" makes you sound like a hysterical SJW but it is straightforwardly what they are doing.
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This narrative that the Democrats ignored the working class is really aggravating. Be specific. You’re talking about the white working class because the Black working class understood the stakes of this election just fine.
November 10, 2024 at 6:40 PM
This narrative that the Democrats ignored the working class is really aggravating. Be specific. You’re talking about the white working class because the Black working class understood the stakes of this election just fine.
I've been told Bill Burr is actually Good and Cool and to ignore the bad vibes I get from him...
That SNL monologue was NOT okay. Jesus christ.
That SNL monologue was NOT okay. Jesus christ.
November 10, 2024 at 4:47 AM
I've been told Bill Burr is actually Good and Cool and to ignore the bad vibes I get from him...
That SNL monologue was NOT okay. Jesus christ.
That SNL monologue was NOT okay. Jesus christ.
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Let's all learn a new word! www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/k...
Definition of KAKISTOCRACY
government by the worst people… See the full definition
www.merriam-webster.com
November 8, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Let's all learn a new word! www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/k...
Feeling more and more like progressivism peaked in 2015 with the Obergefell decision. I desperately hope I'm wrong.
November 7, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Feeling more and more like progressivism peaked in 2015 with the Obergefell decision. I desperately hope I'm wrong.
Staring numbly at the computer screen, trying to do something, anything productive when my body just wants to sink into the couch and rot. How is anyone working today?
November 6, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Staring numbly at the computer screen, trying to do something, anything productive when my body just wants to sink into the couch and rot. How is anyone working today?
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Republican candidates all taking brave stance against a thing that does not exist, "abortion until the day of birth"
August 24, 2023 at 1:43 AM
Republican candidates all taking brave stance against a thing that does not exist, "abortion until the day of birth"
I need a Buzzfeed quiz to tell me which of the Twitter clones I am
(trick question, I'm a Miranda)
(trick question, I'm a Miranda)
July 6, 2023 at 8:56 PM
I need a Buzzfeed quiz to tell me which of the Twitter clones I am
(trick question, I'm a Miranda)
(trick question, I'm a Miranda)
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did canadian antifa write this
July 6, 2023 at 12:43 AM
did canadian antifa write this
Can't believe Jack Dorsey runs this place yet still carries water for Elon. It's almost like you can't trust billionaires. SMH
July 2, 2023 at 3:02 AM
Can't believe Jack Dorsey runs this place yet still carries water for Elon. It's almost like you can't trust billionaires. SMH
It had a lot of room for improvement even pre-Elon, but it was my most used social platform and watching it spiral down the toilet is depressing.
"I hope Twitter implodes!" I don't. I hope someone else takes over & the site returns to how it was before. I have spent years of my life posting over there. It's like losing a close friend that introduced me to all of my other friends. It sucks & I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm sad about that.
July 2, 2023 at 1:47 AM
It had a lot of room for improvement even pre-Elon, but it was my most used social platform and watching it spiral down the toilet is depressing.
Today I watched my cat attempt to pull back a curtain with her paw so she could sit on the window ledge. After a bunch of failed tries she growled in frustration *at the curtain* and I *could not handle* how human it was.
Hilarious, or do I just have toxoplasmosis?
Pic for tax purposes:
Hilarious, or do I just have toxoplasmosis?
Pic for tax purposes:
June 30, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Today I watched my cat attempt to pull back a curtain with her paw so she could sit on the window ledge. After a bunch of failed tries she growled in frustration *at the curtain* and I *could not handle* how human it was.
Hilarious, or do I just have toxoplasmosis?
Pic for tax purposes:
Hilarious, or do I just have toxoplasmosis?
Pic for tax purposes:
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Telling my grandkids that this was RFK Jr
June 26, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Telling my grandkids that this was RFK Jr
Woke up this morning fully thinking it was Monday for half an hour. The sense of *relief* and *freedom* when I realized my error... can't recommend it enough.
June 25, 2023 at 2:06 PM
Woke up this morning fully thinking it was Monday for half an hour. The sense of *relief* and *freedom* when I realized my error... can't recommend it enough.
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[youth pastor voice] you wanna know who else was placed under immense pressure on his journey and was bolted into something?
June 23, 2023 at 1:54 AM
[youth pastor voice] you wanna know who else was placed under immense pressure on his journey and was bolted into something?
Okay but can we monetize billionaires' obvious desire to LARP as scientists to fund actual science? Is that a thing already?
June 22, 2023 at 11:52 PM
Okay but can we monetize billionaires' obvious desire to LARP as scientists to fund actual science? Is that a thing already?
Joining this app is that feeling of walking into a party full of people who are cooler and smarter than you, but then you find out they're actually chill as hell
And also some of them have their butts out
And also some of them have their butts out
June 22, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Joining this app is that feeling of walking into a party full of people who are cooler and smarter than you, but then you find out they're actually chill as hell
And also some of them have their butts out
And also some of them have their butts out
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my son just walked into my room and said,
"daddy im scared to die. not of going to hell, i don't think there is such a place, but i guess im scared there's nothing. there was nothing before so what if there's nothing after?"
he's 37 years old and on acid
"daddy im scared to die. not of going to hell, i don't think there is such a place, but i guess im scared there's nothing. there was nothing before so what if there's nothing after?"
he's 37 years old and on acid
June 22, 2023 at 6:34 PM
my son just walked into my room and said,
"daddy im scared to die. not of going to hell, i don't think there is such a place, but i guess im scared there's nothing. there was nothing before so what if there's nothing after?"
he's 37 years old and on acid
"daddy im scared to die. not of going to hell, i don't think there is such a place, but i guess im scared there's nothing. there was nothing before so what if there's nothing after?"
he's 37 years old and on acid